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TownesVanCamp 22 points ago +22 / -0

Im telling you. Who would ever believe that story?

Crack smoking pillow merchant relays information to the people from private/govt aircraft while 4 year long larp that got everything wrong pulls it all together at the buzzer and hits the lay up for the big win... what the fuck. this is our hope though.

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Cropgun [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Pass the hopium dawg. Need a hit

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TownesVanCamp 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is a new strain. It's not even available at the dispensary yet. but when it is just ask for 14 g's of "trust the hopium"

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CanadianTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

The 4 year larp told you to expect darkness

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TownesVanCamp 9 points ago +9 / -0

Right, and that's the last second buzzer beater lay up. Ill get a tattoo of the letter Q dunking nuts in face over pedo Joe if it is as ordained by q

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Honk4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Screenshotted

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TownesVanCamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL I was literally tapping out my "I need a maga artist to design a tattoo if the Letter Q....."

Ill go the day it all proves true.

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Honk4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine how popular that post will be. “Can anyone draw the letter q dunking nuts on joe Biden for a tatto I’m getting?” Instant sticky.

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TownesVanCamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Post made, thanks for the thread title.

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razor9586 4 points ago +4 / -0

As someone who think Q is bullshit, I will pay for your tattoo if it happens.

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TownesVanCamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

deal, I will wear the mark of my incorrect intuition and proudly tell every one the story of how I doubted the slobbering fools who told me to trust the plan.

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Captainlizard 2 points ago +3 / -1

It also said Sessions was going to arrest hundreds of people 2 years ago. I guess its like a buffet and we get to pick and choose which parts of the Q larp to believe.

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TownesVanCamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me know. I’m in for a good read. Maybe he is over taken by his status as an American hero and starts back smoking crack rock only to find out that’s where his super powers come from? Sequel bitches

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BritGroyper 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm dying at that, thanks for the good laugh.

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_Donald-Trump_ 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hell yes. I never wanted tattoos, but I would get a Q

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CanadianTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

Me too. If trump turns this i’ll get a Q

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BonerJam99 7 points ago +7 / -0

No shit. If this turns out to be true I swear I will get a big Q surrounding my Battle Cross.

I doubt it 100% but holy cow I want to be wrong.

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YourMamma57 3 points ago +3 / -0

yup

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NoFucks2Give 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yeah I, a Q ridiculer and disbeliever, here now, publicly commit to a Q tattoo on my forehead as well if Trump pulls something out, and he has 4 more years.

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Frog_Anne 1 point ago +1 / -0

Won't this be a rash bet if he does get four more years? He'll have the economy humming again, and there you'll be with a face tattoo, trying to get that dream job. Lol, it would be funny to try to explain though.

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Pandachris01 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lmfao thank you for the humor. I really love our based pillow merchant

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Tylerlc22 8 points ago +9 / -1

Dudes.. Ladies. Ive never been more at calm than I just was listening to the master of sleeps. Im honestly starting to believe there is more each day. But why would POTUS risk his life and stay in the white house. Any more info there?

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Tylerlc22 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dont follow. Did I miss something before the ban?

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Tylerlc22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh okay. Ya i agree he is a troll but he wouldnt be trolling if he was internally defeated. Praying for more to come

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BonerJam99 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know right? But did you miss 2020 weirder shit happens.

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Cropgun [S] 15 points ago +16 / -1

2021 has already told 2020 to hold its beer

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BonerJam99 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right?

December 2019 had multiple deaths for me so I thought that would be the highlight but each event bled into something crazier.

I thought I’d see. It all a long time ago but I was wrong 😂

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OMBOMB 7 points ago +7 / -0

Take deliverance from Evil, skip the tat and linens

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I expect to see flowing robes made from giza sheets, and a 3 inches of wonderful codpiece.

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NotAPuma 4 points ago +4 / -0

That looked like a Private Jet. Donald Trump is probably doing his own thing (Rallying the Military for a possible Civil War), on Night76.

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Cropgun [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

I realize that. Post Is for humor. Everybody could use a chuckle

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Qteepie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lindell has been one of many inspirations for me to turn to god. I wasn’t a crackhead but something like that for some years.

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Captainlizard 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hate to burst your bubble but hes not. The video you are referring to is 3 days old and was in reference to him flying to DC for the protest. Here is a link of the video from 3 days ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRJc3SJdbwQ&ab_channel=gun138

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FuckRioters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Q is a larp designed to distract us from taking meaningful action.

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unbeknownst 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will go around dressed up like the Q viking for the rest of my days

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Nicksosick 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will do the same

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TeslaTimeMachine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well that is the most interesting video I've seen today.

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OKRancher 1 point ago +1 / -0

All I know is I would NEVER bet against Trump.

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StrangeLilFella 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks, now I want a suit made out of Giza Dream Sheets.

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Honk4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can anyone link me the pillow merchant video? I saw it posted earlier but couldn’t watch it and now I can’t seem to find it.

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Cropgun [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

dude I linked it in the title of this post

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Honk4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol I’m fucking retarded. I spent like 10 minutes scrolling to try to find it. I even found it and came back here to post the bitchute link and saw your comment. Anyway, here’s wonderwall.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/DJKV7l0rERjK/

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lordvon 1 point ago +1 / -0

well if you are wrong, a current crackhead will be flying around in a military airliner, which is more crazy.

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FucKamala 1 point ago +1 / -0

LoL. Its like something out of a SyFy movie

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borscht-nazi 0 points ago +1 / -1

For posterity: https://archive.vn/FGag1

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Itiswrittenkjv1611 0 points ago +1 / -1

Please let this be true

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