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Precocious13 71 points ago +71 / -0

Holy crap, my mother would kick my ass from here to the Mason dixon line for that shit, she's a based boomer, this womans mom must be devastated, what a horrible child.

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DutchDonFan 29 points ago +29 / -0

Sounds like you have a great mother.

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Themustardtiger 12 points ago +12 / -0

My grandmother would whip my ass for that and she's nearly 80.

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well, on the plus side Mom can forego any future Christmas or Birthday gifts, and she can spend her retirement money guilt free and will her money to her church or pet shelter or boy-toy when she passes.