posted ago by BajoPivljanin
+17 / -0
A guy is sitting in his cell, bored to death... The doors are opened, new roommate has arrived
- Hey man! How many years?
- Twelve...
- What have you done?
- Nothing...
- Come on, you must have done something?!
- No, seriously, not-hing...
- Don't lie to me. Those who have done nothing have got 10 years, a you got 12. There must be something
My favorite...
A family flees, fearing arrest by the KGB. They manage to find a room, but in the middle of the night, there's the dreaded knock on the door.
None dare answer. The knock repeats.
Finally, the grandfather, figuring he has the least amount of remaining years of life to lose, bravely gets up and answers.
The rest of the family hide in terror. They can see him talking, but can't hear the words.
Finally, the old man returns, grinning.
"Relax! They just wanted to tell us the building's on fire!"
Pravda
SOVIET saying: The government pretends to pay us and we pretend to work.
Yugoslavian version: You can't pay us low enough for our slacking off