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Classic Soviet Joke. Learn...
posted ago by BajoPivljanin ago by BajoPivljanin +17 / -0

A guy is sitting in his cell, bored to death... The doors are opened, new roommate has arrived

  • Hey man! How many years?
  • Twelve...
  • What have you done?
  • Nothing...
  • Come on, you must have done something?!
  • No, seriously, not-hing...
  • Don't lie to me. Those who have done nothing have got 10 years, a you got 12. There must be something
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– Citizen12 3 points ago +3 / -0

SOVIET saying: The government pretends to pay us and we pretend to work.

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– BajoPivljanin [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yugoslavian version: You can't pay us low enough for our slacking off

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