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posted ago by crazyjackel ago by crazyjackel +18 / -0

So I know things have been a bit solemn on here or high energy in some corners, but I just want to say.

This whole situation is hilarious, if it wasn't so sad.

Just imagine saying this to yourself from one year ago:

Okay, so get this... the democrats get a old white man whom they hate to run for president against Donald Trump. They were unable to find anyone better and half their supporters hate the guy, but orange man bad, so he is the hope and unity candidate now. Now a pandemic hits... yeah, an actual pandemic, except it is fact just the Flu, but slightly worse and it's from china. Now the democrats have no idea what to do, but they think calling a virus Chinese is racist so they go into china town and encourage all their followers to do so. Then they lock the entire country down for two weeks, then two more and it's not ending. It's just that bad of a disease. Trump gets to work on fixing and getting a vaccine to this. Him and the democrats both agree people should stay at home and try their best to maintain six feet of distance until they do some research. They also encourage people to wear chin diapers, except Trump follows this guy named Fauci's advise for a while and says that they are not effective, until Fauci recants to make Trump look bad. So then this guy dies, random drug addict that no one knew, but a police killed him and he was black, so the entire democratic party ignores social distancing and starts destroying their own cities, for some reason. The media backs this up and runs stories about how protests kill the disease, for some reason. Meanwhile Biden changes his catchphrase from 'No Malarkey' (trust me there is a lot of malarkey) to 'Build Back Better'. He continues to act old and "oh no", his son is a drug addict who left his laptop containing incriminating evidence at a repair store and never picked it up, wait nevermind, that is Russian Disinfo until the FBI gets back to it after the election. Anyway, the democrats steal the election, and like a majority of the united states believes it is stolen with over a thousand witnesses and multiple lawsuits. Yeah, that just happens. Trump obviously points this out to people, but the entire political class and MSM just put their fingers in their ears and go "lalalalalala". So Trump plans a protest, and a shirtless guy in a viking hat takes control of the capital building. He and a million other people are labeled as domestic terrorists, despite the police letting them in.

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Trick 0 points ago +1 / -1

This joke has no punchline.

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crazyjackel [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's because it is still being told.