To all you journalists who are lurking here looking for headlines: Donald Trump is the God Emperor of the United States. We all believe that his destiny is to lead mankind against the forces of chaos. We are ready to have him ascend to the Golden Throne to rule over the entire world for eternity as he transcends his human flesh. He will then embark on the Great Crusade out into the stars to conquer and enslave every planet bearing life, especially those with humanoid beings bearing a different skin color.