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PopCornWasAbadDude 6 points ago +8 / -2

Cause you’ll end up sharing a cell with Hunter.

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ChickenInspector 8 points ago +8 / -0

No, they'll just throw you in jail for reporting it while Hunter goes free, and the FBI gawk at the pictures of little boys while sprouting tents in their pants.

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RedditIs4Retards 5 points ago +6 / -1

Democrats don't get cells. They get offices in the Capitol Building.