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BiglyMagaMamma2 605 points ago +608 / -3

Pedestrians🤣 I just adore this community so much

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DickTick 268 points ago +268 / -0

I look like a fucking moron sitting over here in my recliner randomly smiling so hard my cheeks hurt

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GODwins76 154 points ago +155 / -1

I had to leave the restaurant

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DickTick 82 points ago +82 / -0

Yea, this one caught me off guard for sure

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ConvergenceMan 19 points ago +19 / -0

RIDE THAT FENCE SO HARD THE BEANIE GOES FLYING OFF

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Honora 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMAO oh my God! OWW!

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Nancypelosisoldliver 11 points ago +11 / -0

😂😂😂😂 put time on top. Let him sit on the fence. He can push anyone who climbs up to one side or the other as he pleases ultimate fence sitter

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Jimdev3 24 points ago +24 / -0

We need to have the biggest, and best fence for Tim to sit on.

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dude_bro 39 points ago +41 / -2

I just shit coffee all over my monitor

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thatvegasguy77 40 points ago +40 / -0

You may need to diversify your diet a little bit

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pddx22 33 points ago +33 / -0

Or rearrange his workstation.

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GreatestPresidentEvr 6 points ago +6 / -0

Naw man he shits out his mouth. He's banned from Zoom but his side venture into Chaturbate is taking off like the stock market!

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Hshsvsvsvsv 4 points ago +4 / -0

you shouldn't violently protest but we should absolutely be peacefully protesting every single weekend.. it's the only thing they listen to..

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Nameless_Mofo 9 points ago +9 / -0

RMFAO

spez: RMFAO = raughing my fucking ass off

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zigmund_fraud 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're rolling your ass off?

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Quietam_Unum 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Laugh-a while-a you can, monkeyboy!" --Dr. Emilio Lizardo a.k.a. Lord John Whorfin

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The_Diesel53 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why do you have your monitor in the bathroom? Or do you just randomly shit on different objects in your house?

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The_Diesel53 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing. I was just wondering if I was the only one here shitting all over random things in my house.

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BidenMumbling 1 point ago +1 / -0

coffee beans are the new potatoes. you can live off of them alone

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massivehairycleaner 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had a boss who used to recommend coffee enemas as the latest new health fad...

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ohamitired 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit! I'm dying over here.

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Saane 28 points ago +28 / -0

I'm standing in a Five Guys waiting for my food and this comment made me actually laugh out loud. Received a few strange looks lol.

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GreatestPresidentEvr 15 points ago +15 / -0

GREETINGS FELLOW WHITE MAN. I AM A WHITE MAN. WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN PURCHASING ILLEGAL FIREARMS?

Greetings fellow White Man! I am a White Man as well! Would you be interested in purchasing ILLEGAL FIREARMS?

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massivehairycleaner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aren't white men stereotyped for buying LEGAL guns? What a poor strategy.

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BranchCovidian 2 points ago +3 / -1

FBI is obedient to the (((Fellow "Whites"))) at ADL so this checks out.

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pedewithweed 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's what it's all about

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SodaCracker 25 points ago +25 / -0

I got an insurrection.

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Nameless_Mofo 33 points ago +33 / -0

Call your doctor if it lasts more than 4 years.

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The_Diesel53 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bwuhahahahahaha!!!

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Cavetoad_1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

top kek!

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Weero 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not gonna lie, been lurking both TDW and /pol/ a lot lately, and I've never had so many gut-busting laughter cramps from all the memes and comments.

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British_Bastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am sat on the shitter, crying with laughter.

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KekistanPM 21 points ago +22 / -1

The "Music Band" t-shirt always cracks me up.

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Necrovoter 18 points ago +18 / -0

Pedestrians has Pedes + Trains in it, no wonder the "intel" agencies were confused. Anything longer than four letter words is already a stretch for them.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 5 points ago +5 / -0

These crayons are making me thirsty.

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BranchCovidian 0 points ago +3 / -3

The ultimate 3-letter agency is ADL (or ZOG). That's the one that the little fish at the FBI, CIA, DOJ, ATF, and other fedfag agencies answer to.

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nodoxplz 14 points ago +14 / -0

As do I, citizen. Now, can you remind me where we all purchase our ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES and FULLY AUTOMATIC RIFLES?

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Weero 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just come on over to the tundra in northern scandinavia, we hide some in the reindeers' winter fur.

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LostViking1985 2 points ago +2 / -0

ATF has the hookup

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Just_wanted_darkmode 8 points ago +8 / -0

haha glow, whats a glow, that sounds made up frens.

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SakaDuki 169 points ago +170 / -1

Haha...dumbfucks can't figure out the secret handshake.

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DickTick 76 points ago +76 / -0

The secret is to start with the pinky toe before making a big lateral move through the other toes.... Of course I'm not going to explain the rest of it, for obvious reasons

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sackofwisdom 18 points ago +18 / -0

Are you a dick because you give people Lyme disease?

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WhitePowerRanger 14 points ago +14 / -0

Nah that’s my boy terry who got a tick on his dick once and claimed it was the best blowjob he’s ever had.

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Nameless_Mofo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy fuck these comments are fucking LIT

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EtTuRINOs 4 points ago +4 / -0

You've just told them how it starts though. Should probably delete.

Never let them in on ANY part of the footshake though, that has to stay confidential.

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PROBE 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm cool with us having secret footshakes and all to keep out the fefa fags and the glowies, but some of you take waaaay to much time sliding your foot around on mine. I'm just saying, shit's uncomfortable as hell.

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EtTuRINOs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well who's fault is it we didn't stick with the secret shoulder rubs instead???

Not me, that's for sure!

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PaineThomas 22 points ago +23 / -1

That's cuz they chopped their dicks off. Can't shake without it.

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DickTick 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've already told them about the fucking toes, please don't give away any of the other moves.......

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Lancerprime2 18 points ago +18 / -0

Don't forget the unblinking stare while you lick your eyeball oh wait that's the lizard people handshake...hi fellow humans.

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Lancerprime2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hsssss! O_O

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StephTheDeplorable 12 points ago +12 / -0

Or what the bikes and boats are for. LOL

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DickTick 4 points ago +4 / -0

Truly a fetish for everyone!

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The_MAGA_Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's eye poison... don't post that degenerate shit...

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GreatBambino 147 points ago +149 / -2

They want a false flag to happen so they can blame us and start stripping gun rights away. They're already talking about gun legislation.

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YouNeedVPN 137 points ago +138 / -1

That's going to happen whether you decide to fight or not.

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dropbear 60 points ago +60 / -0

This 110%

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GreatBambino 52 points ago +53 / -1

It's already happening.

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FreedomSeeds 62 points ago +63 / -1

Yep and also talk of pivoting the “war on terror” to the homeland. You know what that means. Good luck to all of the straight white males out there.

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TranquilityBased 16 points ago +16 / -0

One of their talking points is that "white males are the biggest terrorists in the United States" so yes, that tells you what they intend to do

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FreedomSeeds 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Politicians, news and social media 24/7 has been hyping that point up to the extreme since the capitol protest. I see things getting pretty extreme soon. With the bills they have on deck for Gun control and reforming their master plan for “domestic terrorism” it doesn’t look good for anyone that doesn’t agree with them.

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Lovepede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Specifics?

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FreedomSeeds 4 points ago +4 / -0

Literally Turn on your tv or browse reddit or cnn for ten minutes. They are out for blood. The gun bills they are looking to make certain types of ammo illegal, nationwide registration for guns and ammo. Hiring 200 atf agents to enforce gun laws. 7 day waiting period for gun, silencer (it’s already like a year), armor piecing ammo or “large capacity“ magazine purchases. The war on terror stuff I heard on the radio

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Nancypelosisoldliver 15 points ago +16 / -1

I wouldn't with my wrath on even my worst enemies

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Wtf_socialismreally 14 points ago +14 / -0

Mike Tyson?

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Nancypelosisoldliver 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yeth

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PaineThomas 13 points ago +16 / -3

True. but this gives them the optics they want. And they can label anyone they want as terrorists and scare the average gun owner into submission. A few big arrests from a false flag is all it'd take.

Pretty smart move on their part. Fuck their false flag bullshit though.

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YouNeedVPN 34 points ago +34 / -0

Optics dont matter. As you saw on 1/6, they are able to fabricate any narrative they like.

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Wtf_socialismreally 7 points ago +8 / -1

Truth to both sides as there often is.

But there's no reason to fight unless Trump himself says so or there is no other choice.

Right now it is demonstrable that they are trying to cause a false flag. We are keen to it and we have seen some of the materials they are using to try and make it out to be us (though they're really bad at it).

So there is no reason to play into their false flag. We don't need to get caught up in it, and anyone who shows up is not MAGA.

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BranchCovidian 8 points ago +9 / -1

If Trump won't fight for us, we'll find someone who will. NO ONE is giving up and laying down if Trump doesn't (and I'm not saying he categorically won't, there's still a chance he'll find his balls, though he's way behind schedule).

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YeDragonEnergy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Optics DO matter. If you buy a cheap airsoft Chinesium one on Amazon or eBay, it’ll lose zero in no time! /s

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TearofLys 6 points ago +6 / -0

But the public doesn't just swallow their narrative anymore as evidenced by the fact Trump's approval went up five points following that large unguided tour in the capitol that the left tried to paint as some riot.

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Peachykeen74 4 points ago +4 / -0

Inadvertently chokes on chewing gum laughing at “large unguided tour”

wipes eyes

I gotta take a break. My sides hurt, folks.

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Thajugglaa 9 points ago +9 / -0

If our founders were haven half as worried about optics as you all are, we wouldn’t be the USA.

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prayharder 8 points ago +11 / -3

None of that will happen if Trump wins.

Special Forces took Nancy Pelosi's laptop on Wednesday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Ady3z-Xy8 On Thursday Trump makes a two-minute speech, saying "Those who broke the law, will pay." On Friday Pelosi starts having massive panic attacks. Why?

It might be cause they are fucking losing and getting outplayed massively.

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YouNeedVPN 13 points ago +14 / -1

You don't try to remove a president 2 weeks early without good cause.

But they are still making progress. We lost bump stocks under Trump. They are shitty things to add to weapons, but it's yet another notch down the slippery slope.

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GopnikGod 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, that's not even the worst of what was in that bill, from what I heard.

The reason the Left liked it so much was because it had some slippery wording buried in there to hide the bills real purpose - it gives the government the ability to determine and redefine 'assault rifles' to whatever the government wants to call an 'assault rifle'. So, you can imagine how this will bite us in the ass long term if we don't start getting more pro-gun candidates in to undo this BS.

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BytheDozen31 3 points ago +3 / -0

From you awesome types comment to GOD'S EARS!!!

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KekistaniMemeLord 4 points ago +4 / -0

hahahaha wow that username, you guys really aren't trying to be stealth are you? lmao. deported.

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Oliver_Cromwell_1658 41 points ago +41 / -0

Yes. Time has shown that the really bloodthirsty ones are on the Left. Most people on the Right just want to be left alone in peace.

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ViolettFem 16 points ago +18 / -2

Tyrannical authoritarians . . it's no coincidence that they're also the party of k k k. They're just Satanic evil

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ViolettFem 2 points ago +3 / -1

No wonder they like rewriting history . . it's a blueprint for who they are & what they're still doing

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killerbunny88 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yup. I was fairly apolitical and didn't really care much until I felt my rights were being threatened.

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ShyRipley 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amen to that

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dnile1000bc 17 points ago +17 / -0

What's stopping that happening anyway?

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befehlistbefehl 13 points ago +14 / -1

Their fear of us killing them. Which is practically nonexistent at the moment.

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rabdargab 4 points ago +4 / -0

At the current moment I think you are incorrect. They need to shatter this sense of unity we have right now, and they will do that by continueing to blast propaganda about us being violent extremists until everyone is demoralized and jumps ship.

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befehlistbefehl 1 point ago +2 / -1

You think they are legit afraid of us shooting them?

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rabdargab 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. These people they brainwash into committing these totalitarian crimes for them are your neighbors, the police, et cetera. They dont want to die anymore than you do. These events win because they operate under the color of law and people just submit.

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GreatBambino 6 points ago +6 / -0

Already underway.

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ikeepforgettingname 4 points ago +4 / -0

The left has learned about False Flag attacks and changing definitions to make people Racist by definition. They seem to want to use their new toys so hard it's sick.

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Random_byte 92 points ago +92 / -0

Lol, America’s 50c army is on the case!

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AdeptTrump 76 points ago +76 / -0

Seems to be a fuckton of glowies.

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Saigunx 32 points ago +32 / -0

They're always easy to spot, glowies cant meme

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Barrysstash 12 points ago +12 / -0

I feel like there were a ton of fbi fags before 1/6

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've been here since day one.

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Peachykeen74 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are like talking to a weird robot person. Do they have actual friends? I can’t imagine what their life is like off the clock. shudders

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Gnorfwin 4 points ago +4 / -0

My brain is small, what's a glowie?

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AdeptTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glow in the dark

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Battlefield 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clown in America pretending to be a Trump supporter. They are called glowies because they stand out because they are so useless at infiltration.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

A term used by cowards to attack brave people and absolve themselves of any responsibility for the protection of their country.

People who use this term are convinced that we should all "vote" more and probably support Tulsi 2028.

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TheGunFairy 58 points ago +58 / -0

Wish they would put this much effort into actually doing their fucking jobs. Arresting Corrupt politicians, breaking up pedophile rings, stopping our elected officials from selling our country out to China and Globo Homos and stuff.

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PaineThomas 16 points ago +16 / -0

CIA has its money elsewhere. If the US falls, they'll be fine. They made their money on Afghan dope. They are the key to all of this.

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thehacker4channel 10 points ago +10 / -0

But don’t you see the genius of it? They will prop up politicians who deliberately yank the US economy in favor of foreign nations! Then when all Americans are poor, and are paying less taxes, their own budgets will be constrained and the CIA/FBI will be replaced with social workers.

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rabdargab 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are doing their jobs they are full blown pinko commies. Always have been

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, why would they do that?

Are you going to revolt or something if they don't?

Haha.

Vote harder, faggot.

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Forbidden_outcast 52 points ago +52 / -0

Rather new myself, but I’ve just always figured they were always here, or could be at any time

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 23 points ago +23 / -0

I've figured since my very first look around on the world wide web in 1990 something that I was leaving fingerprints. It was developed by the military after all.

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Forbidden_outcast 14 points ago +14 / -0

I don’t think that fear got passed down to the next generation!

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Whatyougotson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Big brother has been watching and listening for a looooong time. They were just better at it in this country with help from people like bill gates. Kids of the future are screwed for privacy

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Peachykeen74 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not on my watch, though. God will do a good work. —And the glowies roll their eyes.

Watch Him, agencies. The Lord is the ultimate spy and master. He sees all you do. Psalms (not PALMS) says so. Yall’re in big trouble, FYI.

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TiaTisa 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought Al Gore invented it

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rossiFan 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is how it works: they have apps that harvest all of the text on this site. All of that text goes into a database, or their data warehouse and heuristics are run on all of the text. They can therefore take a very good temperature of the users and the site as a whole. Nobody in the alphabet is opening a browser to this site. They have all of the text going through analytics, and determine who to target or watch more closely.

Everyone say hi!

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rossiFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not 100% sure, but AI-ish methods. A lot of the bicycle type things are for looks.

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Forbidden_outcast 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s pretty much how I figured it worked. Along with keywords that cause automatic flags.

Scary stuff though, especially seeing new accounts that are suddenly gung-ho, using odd phrasing and such, or just users that leave you with questions and concerns that you can’t quite put your finger on. There is zero doubt in my mind that people infiltrate specifically to make the site look bad. Not that there aren’t bad apples everywhere..... sometimes I can’t believe some of the stuff I see people feeling free to post.

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BigPanda71 2 points ago +2 / -0

That username and the handshake. Either having a laugh or the exact kind of person the commenter was talking about

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EtTuRINOs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hello FBI, you're not as cool or badass as the media made me believe when I was a child.

Went from cool good guys to keeping criminals from facing charges and then illegally spying on people. Well done.

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Peachykeen74 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tom Clancy LIED TO ME.

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EtTuRINOs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every form of media: FBI focusing on tactics, strategy, planning, mixed in with some super dramatic drama to make it "relatable" to us plebs.

Peter Strzok with his "lover": "Teehee, we so going to beat Trump."

"Ya, like, totally!"

"We'd never let him be president, cause we're fetch like that"

Love how the media, including right-wingers, just accepted the non-sensical excuse they gave for their conversations, "we were having a relationship".... not a single text is flirtatious or relationship-based.

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NoFucks2Give 3 points ago +3 / -0

everyone say hi!

Hi FBI guys..... how is it, and why is it, that you think it is so cool to your self-image to be taking orders from corrupt pedos and giant faggots and dumb-as-shit cunts like Hillary and Kamala? Like.....don’t you want to be men?? Cuz.... us men don’t get how you got the way your are, and how you stay that way.

Can you log in with an account like “FBIcuck” or something like that and just give us your side of it?

Thanks! We hope to hear your lame ass shit excuses.

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KajensAngel 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s a reasonable assumption. Wouldn’t you be if you were them. It’s their job. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Peachykeen74 1 point ago +1 / -0

So it’s the Nuremberg excuse again, eh?

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KajensAngel 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’re already using it. :-/

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EtTuRINOs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh definitely but I imagine Dem groups similar to Right Wing Watch and Media Matters did their overseeing and data collection for them.

The FBI and the like are too busy hiding away Hunter Biden's laptop full of criminal activity and of course saying all these criminals like Hillary shouldn't be charged because they were too stupid to know they were committing a crime. A "Democrat Only" legal defense.

Wonder what they had on pedophile Jeffrey Epstein and how they can live with themselves knowing he died without justice being served.

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LucretiaReflection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not really, they just need a boogeyman scapegoat. We are the most convenient at the moment.

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gamingthisandthat 31 points ago +31 / -0

Lol anyone thinks that the feds are not within the ranks of any of these confrontations is stupid.

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ProphetOfKek 28 points ago +29 / -1

Pretty sure there are entire cells of the KKK entirely comprised of federal agents.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 14 points ago +14 / -0

There was a stories back in the 80s about the guys posting ads and answering ads in the back of "mercenary" magazines were both glowies and allegedly there were a few incidents where ABC set up XYZ only to find out everybody involved were LEO clowns.

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is amazing if true

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Nancypelosisoldliver 8 points ago +8 / -0

They probably don't even realise it either. "hands up mr supremacist. I am the law"

"No I am the law"

Queue spiderman fingerpoint meme

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StillplayenSometimes 7 points ago +7 / -0

What a funny idea. two guys just saying increasingly radical things so they can arrest each other

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Nancypelosisoldliver 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂

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AbrahamLincoln 4 points ago +4 / -0

What do they do there once they figure that out? Sit around and play poker or something?

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LessAndLessIronic 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lots of butt sex.

ATF agents in particular are mostly there for body positivity. Traditional KKK robes go a long way to cover up and relieve the stigma of certain body types. Body types that are common in those who pursue careers in regulating Firearms, Alcohol, and Tobacco.

Also, they occasionally advance the cause of abusing minorities. A KKK cell composed entirely of federal agents in no way implies they are all undercover.

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hypebeast420 6 points ago +6 / -0

lmao ATF body positivity

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BigPanda71 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re living in the past, man. There are federal LEO agencies doing all-female hiring announcements at this point. They’ll still keep some dudes around to do the door kicking, but in 10-20 years they’ll be as “diverse” as your average CPS department.

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PaineThomas 3 points ago +4 / -1

Continue being the KKK they already were.

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TearofLys 4 points ago +4 / -0

The KKK is probably mostly feds by now. The organization is almost extinct.

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ZerroDefex 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure there are entire cells of the KKK entirely comprised of federal agents.

That's some "The Man Who Was Thursday" level stuff.

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Peachykeen74 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, that’s accurate.

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LittleGlowingFriend 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you've paid any attention to bogus antifa claims, they do have footage of undercover cops dressed just like them, just haaaaanging out.

Antifa thinks the cops are there to arrest them (and harass the cop away). This is not wrong, but they are wrong about timeframe. "Useful idiot" gulag comes later.

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swarleybing 30 points ago +30 / -0

When is our next Boogaloo gathering, and does it have a parking lot that can fit six FBI vans...er, whoops, I mean six uhh Trump trucks for all our Magaing and Boogalooing?

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matrik 3 points ago +3 / -0

You said Boogaloo. You're on a list now, sport.

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rossiFan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mine did too. In a lake in fact. They have the same problem in Canada, except the lakes in TEXAS aren't frozen.

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BrewCity33 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sounds just like my socialist husband when he tried to tell there was no such thing as Antifa, only undercover Boogaloo boys looting and burning down cities.

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ZerroDefex 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah there's a former friend of mine who kept trying to claim that the defacing of monuments and burned down businesses during the BLM riots was really the work of white supremacists.

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ShyRipley 6 points ago +6 / -0

omg I have a relative just like that. Hurts my head.

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2flathat 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm sorry to hear that your husband is not evenly yoked with you. That must be a huge burden to bear. What happened to our men?

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EtTuRINOs 1 point ago +1 / -0

What happened to our men?

They became more like women, and our women became more like men.

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LeewardRights 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ugh - my condolences. There are more than a few in the same situation. It’s exhausting.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 2 points ago +3 / -1

Time to turn the clown into an ex-husband. Nothing good comes from soyboys. They can't be trusted when any stressful situation occurs.

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women_for_trump 14 points ago +14 / -0

Seems legit.

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DickTick 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lmao....

This is fantastic, pedestrian!

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justicein2020 9 points ago +10 / -1

You shouldn't use revolution.

many pets may experience a reaction to it where their immune system will overreact to an element of the medication, leading to allergy symptoms.

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PaineThomas 3 points ago +3 / -0

That explains a lot, actually. My oldest dog has a hot spot.

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justicein2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

depending on what you're treating for...

just dust them up with diatomaceous earth once in awhile. diatoms! bug shredder!
and/or put it in their food for various worm infections. use food/human grade of it.

works good around the garage door bottom seal to kill stuff getting in too.

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rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BARRY'S BOYS

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DonjuantheDon 11 points ago +11 / -0

I mean since the CIA got neutered maybe this is their only way to obtain weapons LMAO

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k614 10 points ago +10 / -0

They might as well all change their three letters to : KGB or CCP

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DickTick 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is it supposed to be news? I wasn't aware we were a news only website... We literally have a shitpost flair and all.....

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I_have_lady_parts 1 point ago +2 / -1

New... not new info

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SendCCPToHell 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't they have anything better to do? Aren't there innocent women and children that need burned alive?

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hypebeast420 8 points ago +8 / -0

There's an Instagram called American Contingency that reports on protests who a while back made some posts warning about various groups who use names like "Patriot Fury" or similar with red white and blue motifs but are really fronts for Antifa groups. Be careful who you associate with.

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Lol_Garrus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Who wants to drive a tank and go on a rampage in the streets?

in GTA?

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Minarchist_Manlet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or preparing.

Now isn't the time to go marching with our guns.

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PaineThomas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed. I picked plenty of fuel and put sta-bil in it to keep it fresh, picked up a bunch of water and some extra high quality toilet paper cuz fuck the cheap sandpaper that was left last time. I packed fuckoff bags for the wife and myself with a week's clothes, $1000 each, a couple leatherman multitools, and some assorted shit. I have canned food in a box in the garage along with extra pillows and winter sleeping bags.

Only real things we'd still have to pack are our meds, animals and their food, the guns and ammo we need the most (my father-in-law has an armada), and our birth certificates in the event we need to prove our identity at some point.

Then it'll be off to the inlaws' farm and miles from civilization. Nothing but country fields and good old boys for a country mile. Aside from power, he's self-sustaining. He has a stanbdby generator, but that won't last long when the fuel runs out.

Feds show up at his farm looking for gun owners, he'll find quite a few. /GlockFam

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Moniie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very true

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Hayride 7 points ago +7 / -0

The alphabets are probably involved in posting the calls to violence.

Hi scumbags, I'm sorry your parents raised traitors. They were probably soulless weasels too though so they'd be proud.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's more than enough angry men online without extra glowie posts. Their job is to egg these legitimately angry young men into bad acts.

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Hayride 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're good at enticing/entrapping, that's for sure. They've completely destroyed what credibility they had over the last 4 years though. Corrupt liars and traitors that can't be trusted. I see they nabbed the guy who swiped Nancy's podium though. That's legit I suppose.

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Alienus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Omg I just noticed the t shirt print. Brilliant.

MUSIC⚡BAND

That scene was made for memes

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ChrisSuperDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

Everyone involved with 30 Rock (Not named Steve Buschemi) might be a massive faggot, but it still was a solid show.

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ikeepforgettingname 7 points ago +7 / -0

They really need to up their game. Like who wants to go fishing? "Have some 5.56 weight lures need to cast some lines real in the big ones." Craigslist has more covert hooker adds.

But seriously where are we getting together for the campfire and marshmallows. Need a nice weekend outdoors.

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matrik 2 points ago +2 / -0

Camping? Make sure you bring some rope!

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Aquamine-Amarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

For the food! To hang it from a branch so the bears can't get it.

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Fabius 0 points ago +1 / -1

I've got a better idea.

Lets convince TD that they're infested with enemies so they don't trust each other.

Lets get them turning on each other.

Lets get them "disavowing" the brave men and women (of whom one was murdered) who took over the capitol. They won't even mention the woman who was murdered.

Let's get them policing themselves.

Let's get them self-censoring.

And by all means, lets get them out of the mindset that they have any power at all other than memes and internet chat boards.

Even though BLM and Antifa use violence and force regularly and have been given a billion dollars (because we actually fear them), let convince Trumpers that violence is wrong and they should "get em next time" in 2028 with a Tulsi Vote.

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Forrest_Gump 6 points ago +6 / -0

I heard the FBI is on the case, great now we'll never know the truth about anything 😂

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deeznuts4america5000 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Doesn't all this liberal authoritarianism want to make you shoot a federal agent?" -Federal agent on TDW

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AlphaCookieYaya 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck them

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BasedTemplar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hello Fren, time for bam bam yes? /s

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SupremeDearLeader2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Glow little glow worms ✨

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Slenderman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol

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Red_Hand_Commando81 5 points ago +6 / -1

FAO Special Agent James R. Thigpen of the Austin TX office - your son is a homosexual. That is all.

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Oleander 1 point ago +1 / -0

people aren't pissed off enough, that's the truth of it

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_Cabal_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

They never will be at this rate.

And even if they started getting there, someone would just claim they're a glowie.

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randomuser9193 5 points ago +5 / -0

PEDESTRIANS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROFL

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50StateLandslide 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hello pedestrians please join me for some minecraft

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ObamasLooseButthole 5 points ago +7 / -2

Yep and anytime you say that we have to organize and get ready you get called a glowie. Today I have come to accept we will hand our country over peacefully and willingly to the globalists because we're afraid of being called mean names.

But I'm just a glowie amirite?

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HeavyMetalPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is a time and place for such things. This is neither the time nor the place.

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Tread_not_on_me 1 point ago +1 / -0

Outline such a time and place? No taxation without representation was the original. Here we are paying taxes to a government not elected by us. See any similarities? Lol

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here's your outline: Time = not during Trump's term. Place = not the internet.

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NotQuiteHuman 1 point ago +1 / -0

This thread would be legible in the dark.

Just sayin'.

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Medtex1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I found a rope pull!!!!

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bewarethejogger 4 points ago +4 / -0

NSA, FBI, CIA eat a bag of dicks, you fucking faggots.

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PaulieM91 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure thing! proceeds to give him all false information and bad leads

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freespeech1a 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey their paycheck and pension is worth selling out our country and fellow patriots right?

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Itateeverybody 3 points ago +3 / -0

For real though, if you belong to a three letter agency, don't you get tired of cleaning up after your wife's bull?

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VERITASAEQUITAS 3 points ago +3 / -0

How did they get past our boats and bicycles???

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finscreenname 2 points ago +2 / -0

I told them they should have one that say "pick the pictures with boobs in it" those soyboys wouldent have a clue.

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Crusoe1960 3 points ago +4 / -1

..-. ..- -.-. -.- / - .... . -- / .- .-.. .-..

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BeOne420 3 points ago +5 / -2

Fucking dooming ass mods right now

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Recyclops 3 points ago +3 / -0

He listens to Music/Band, he's legit, let him through.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love moshing to Music/Band! They're the best!

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Bobby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doj fbi cia fag