The secret is to start with the pinky toe before making a big lateral move through the other toes.... Of course I'm not going to explain the rest of it, for obvious reasons
I'm cool with us having secret footshakes and all to keep out the fefa fags and the glowies, but some of you take waaaay to much time sliding your foot around on mine. I'm just saying, shit's uncomfortable as hell.
Haha...dumbfucks can't figure out the secret handshake.
The secret is to start with the pinky toe before making a big lateral move through the other toes.... Of course I'm not going to explain the rest of it, for obvious reasons
Are you a dick because you give people Lyme disease?
Nah that’s my boy terry who got a tick on his dick once and claimed it was the best blowjob he’s ever had.
You've just told them how it starts though. Should probably delete.
Never let them in on ANY part of the footshake though, that has to stay confidential.
I'm cool with us having secret footshakes and all to keep out the fefa fags and the glowies, but some of you take waaaay to much time sliding your foot around on mine. I'm just saying, shit's uncomfortable as hell.
Well who's fault is it we didn't stick with the secret shoulder rubs instead???
Not me, that's for sure!
That's cuz they chopped their dicks off. Can't shake without it.
I've already told them about the fucking toes, please don't give away any of the other moves.......
Don't forget the unblinking stare while you lick your eyeball oh wait that's the lizard people handshake...hi fellow humans.
Hsssss! O_O
Or what the bikes and boats are for. LOL
Truly a fetish for everyone!
That's eye poison... don't post that degenerate shit...