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SakaDuki 169 points ago +170 / -1

Haha...dumbfucks can't figure out the secret handshake.

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DickTick 76 points ago +76 / -0

The secret is to start with the pinky toe before making a big lateral move through the other toes.... Of course I'm not going to explain the rest of it, for obvious reasons

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sackofwisdom 18 points ago +18 / -0

Are you a dick because you give people Lyme disease?

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WhitePowerRanger 14 points ago +14 / -0

Nah that’s my boy terry who got a tick on his dick once and claimed it was the best blowjob he’s ever had.

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EtTuRINOs 4 points ago +4 / -0

You've just told them how it starts though. Should probably delete.

Never let them in on ANY part of the footshake though, that has to stay confidential.

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PROBE 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm cool with us having secret footshakes and all to keep out the fefa fags and the glowies, but some of you take waaaay to much time sliding your foot around on mine. I'm just saying, shit's uncomfortable as hell.

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EtTuRINOs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well who's fault is it we didn't stick with the secret shoulder rubs instead???

Not me, that's for sure!

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PaineThomas 22 points ago +23 / -1

That's cuz they chopped their dicks off. Can't shake without it.

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DickTick 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've already told them about the fucking toes, please don't give away any of the other moves.......

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Lancerprime2 18 points ago +18 / -0

Don't forget the unblinking stare while you lick your eyeball oh wait that's the lizard people handshake...hi fellow humans.

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Lancerprime2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hsssss! O_O

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StephTheDeplorable 12 points ago +12 / -0

Or what the bikes and boats are for. LOL

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DickTick 4 points ago +4 / -0

Truly a fetish for everyone!

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The_MAGA_Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's eye poison... don't post that degenerate shit...