Who are these people that can just take a shit under high pressure situations? Did they bulk up before hand with some buritto bowls and whatnot?

Not classy, though appropriate. It’s a shitty job but someone had to do it.

Don't see what the big deal is.

A pile of shit sits behind that desk.

I’ve been asking why someone didn’t do this? I don’t want pictures of me sitting at their desk.....You can take a picture of me firing a mud monkey off though. 😂

We really have the best shitposters

False flag from Schumer. He did it himself and blamed on peaceful visitors.

Its a set up...we all know it was poopy pants nadler

Please be true...lol.

He didn't even notice.

How did they notice the difference? Oh! I see! "on" not ""behind."

Only one?

i would think democrats would be happy to have forensic evidence

Well maga came to drop bombs

"The Office" did that gag already.

Impressive. I can't even pee under pressure.

Reports are that the turd was brown, but still a white supremacist.

No sanitization, they came right back in to fuck the people without fear. Congress is the enemy and we are chattel to them

Maybe they thought it was "The office", or California in general.

This goblin creature forces shit down the entire country's throat every single day.

And it sounds like something andytifa would do, not a TRUMP supporter.

💩who me?

It's not a movement it's an idea.

Now that's a MAGA movement!

I really hope so. Or in a drawer that was neatly closed.

Antifa’s MO

If this is true, it's better than he deserves.

Well, they can probably get DNA out of it, so... if you never hear another word about it, they were Antifa.

A hero we need but don't deserve

So a normal day in San Francisco?

Appropriate for the world's greatest deliberative body. I do some of my best thinking during those times.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

The based poop crusaders

DNA can be pulled from a turd. They'll find the masked shitter and bring him / her / zee to justice and we'll all be safer.

Might be true. I read in an article that janitorial staff had to disinfect the building prior to resuming business.

God I hope so.

Like A Boss

GET SCHWIFTY

I hope it was multi-colored diarrhea

Guys thats just from Jerry Nadler wobbling down the hallway, that shits always there.

You sure that wasn’t there before the protest? Absolutely no proof at all.

I am cracking up reporting this cracking news to my wife

LOL

Someone took a shit on Senator Schumer's desk. Senator Schumer is pissed. He wants the perp found now! And he wants it back...

His poop identifies as roses, so it's ok.