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posted ago by thoughtcriminal +5127 / -5

Sorry CIA, you’ll have to take a knee.

Sorry CIA, you’ll have to take a knee.
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DWDerp 87 points ago +90 / -3

I see what you did there. Take your updoot.

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Doth 34 points ago +34 / -0

Spooks and self-respect don't belong in the same sentence. You've got to be a morally bankrupt piece of shit to take part in the shit they do. I bet the pay and benefits are great, but nothing compared to the self-righteous ego high they get doing this shit.

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1in1024th 50 points ago +51 / -1

Weird how their job is to knock over legitimate governments for profit. like mini little George Soros's

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Nancypelosisoldliver 4 points ago +4 / -0

No shit

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rush4life1980 1 point ago +2 / -1

Honest question, this George Soros thing has gone on forever, like a joke or something, been seeing it forever and ever, is there actually any reality to it? Or is it just an inside joke for right vs left.

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GlockArm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pay attention then, he doesn't hide it. He openly bragged about funding DA races and bribing judges "because that's where the real power is"

Everything that's ever been claimed that he's done he has probably bragged about openly on tape. Though you'll be called a conspiracy theorist if you quote him directly. Or like newt on fox news...They'll tell you very abruptly to stop saying his name. Do not speak the verboten name. He is our master and you shall not speak his name on our network fox news...

Right after that the riots and corona started and antifa was let go by the DA's and the judges all went along with it. Guess he was right?

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Changed777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. If Soros' name is mentioned they will instantly shut it down

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Pedeville 4 points ago +4 / -0

George Soros fucking evil. Basically funds every leftwing organization all over the globe. Fucked the british pound and russian currency as well. He ownes voting machines in the US that are cheating, he has made his antifa goonss fuck around in hungary and other countries as well

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LittleGlowingFriend 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least some of what you hear is real, yes. A calling card of his money is uniform-looking symbols at a "peaceful" protest (riot), whether it's nicely printed picket signs or tiki torches.

https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Open_Society_Foundations https://wikispooks.com/wiki/George_Soros

Might seem like a kooky site (it can be, sometimes--it's not as if hugely "reliable" sources exist on most shadowy government/corporate/NGO disgraces), but he's the most openly visible "deep politician" in the world and these two articles are pretty much on the mark.

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GreatestAmericanHero 37 points ago +37 / -0

They were already in the position anyways.

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USRifle_Cal30M1 20 points ago +21 / -1

But take a knee implies only one.

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inspir3dgenius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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unique_string 33 points ago +34 / -1

In 1980, when former CIA boss George Bush Sr was running for the GOP nomination for president, Bush's top financial contributor was John Hinckley Sr. George Bush came in 2nd place for the nomination and ended up as vice president. Two months after Reagan's inauguration, the president was shot by John Hinckley Jr and nobody in any significant media outlet anywhere said a thing about the Hinckley - Bush connection.

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Pathwalker 23 points ago +24 / -1

Old retired pede here, not considered normal by liberal acquaintances, but still updooting.

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consumptiveballerina 8 points ago +9 / -1

Good catch. Updooting anyway.

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BS2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

oh that's good

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SaltyCajun 15 points ago +15 / -0

FUCK THE FBI (FAGGOT BUTT INTRUDORS) AND CIA (Cock IN Ass)

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TR1UMPhUSA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Big Mike is FBI!?

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Doth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Big Mike is secretly the transportation secretary, because he's all about erecting the hershey highway.

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I2t0S1a9BFe2A5s0T 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doth,

I'm taking your comment for an internet tour -and- I'm not bringing it back.

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

waves

So long, little buddy...

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Ifififokiedoke 11 points ago +11 / -0

My FBI agent fucks my CIA agent in the ass. My NSA agent just watches and beats off in the corner.

Fucking faggots, the whole lot of them.

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FlyinHeadlock 6 points ago +6 / -0

CIA has killed so many world leaders. Totally diabolical organization. Like eat their own children alive level if that was the mission.

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Fallingshadow 6 points ago +6 / -0

The CIA and the other alphabet agencies need to be disbanded.

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BillBarrsSkelatons 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn! Talkin some SHIT OP!

Nice!

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MustBeTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've literally never assassinated anyone.

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deeznuts86 4 points ago +5 / -1

Sheeit, the CIA is trash at their job. They haven’t done any god damned thing. Idk if it’s too stupid or inept. They bungled everything. Losers

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JediMasterPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Overpayed losers

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Shilled_due_to_reset 4 points ago +4 / -0

My name is Sam, I'm ex Special Forces. I like long walks in the rain and sleeping with my rifle

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eupraxia128 4 points ago +4 / -0

When I was in school I thought it was very strange how a famous actor (john wilkes booth) was the deranged person who murdered the President because he freed the slaves.

Now that I'm older, and seeing the kinds of thoughts that modern day Hollywood actors post on Twitter... I get it.

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Moniie 4 points ago +5 / -1

Don’t forget the FBI and the ones we don’t even know about. You mfs take a knee too

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Zeropatience 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's not a whole lot of up votes considering....

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Donald2Q2Q 3 points ago +3 / -0

Take a knee and operate that glory hole!

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 3 points ago +3 / -0

❄ 🧊 ice cold🧊 ❄

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Wankerton 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did some ass ass in at a gay orgy once

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Rayder 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be fair if its a criminal enterprise it can't really be considered a job.

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CANT_STUMP_THE_TRUMP 2 points ago +2 / -0

made me chuckle hard enough to nearly choke on my water. thank you. really good

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Cyber1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im just going to post this here, but dont post a lot of personal info about yourself or a lot of clues to make it easy for someone to put them together. I also discourage people from posting upvote whoring pics of their family or home or car ect. on here too just as a way to not doxx yourself.

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Neowolfe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kennedy pissed them off when he talked about breaking them into a thousand pieces and “scattering them into the winds” a phrase found in the protocols of Zion.

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Abarth 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m not sure if the CIA has to take a knee for being abnormal or for being unemployed wellfare parasites

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Prophet46 1 point ago +1 / -0

What to vote if you are not a normal person, but are awesome?

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AmericaAllDay 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can edit it to "CIA/FBI" to trigger the soulless goons perusing this site instead of focusing on actual terrorism and threats to America.

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the laugh. Too few of those lately.

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yvjin 1 point ago +2 / -1

3 CIA fags downvoted you

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BarneyFrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Comment below tracking at around 6000 so we are roughly 30% CIA by the looks.

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d3plor4ble 1 point ago +1 / -0

You wanna hate me then hate me; what can I do

but keep gettin money, funny I was just like you

I had to hustle hard never give up, until I made it

Now y'all sayin that's a clever nigga, nuttin to play with

Hate on me, I blew but I'm the same ol G

People warn me, when you're on top there's envy

Took my niggas out the hood, but you doubt on us

Sayin we left the hood but can't get it out of us

My bad, should I step out my shoes, give 'em to you?

Here's my cars and my house, you can live in that too

Criticize when I flow for the streets, hate my dress code

Gucci this, Fendi that, what you expect hoe?

Nickname Esco', took this game to its threshold

Best flow I bet the whole U.S. know

Try to make it like you the realest, but who the illest?

Think we all know the answer to that, cause niggas feel this right

You think I'ma come this far, and let you niggas stop me now?

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MrJugsMcBulge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not a president of a country anyway...

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