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AN AMERICAN HERO!!!!!! (media.thedonald.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by barefoot_traveler +2710 / -0
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TheMAGAlorian787 65 points ago +65 / -0

A literal shit post!

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ShartMaster 19 points ago +19 / -0

I agree!

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Happymars 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wanted to shit in Pelosi's office but didn't go inside. Lol.

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ryanking 61 points ago +61 / -0

** I only regret that I have but one shit to give for my country!**

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kidfromtheplayground 43 points ago +43 / -0

Is this for real?

I cant say I like that it happened, but god dam if it did thats fucking funny.

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deleted 37 points ago +37 / -0
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Jemmy 28 points ago +28 / -0

kek

Or that technically he didn't take a shit he left one.

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hyruleveteran 23 points ago +23 / -0

She's from San Fran, shouldn't that just be business as usual?

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consumptiveballerina 9 points ago +9 / -0

Serious business.

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blueandgold777 8 points ago +8 / -0

DING DING DING COMMENT OF THE MONTH

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SFAM1A 1 point ago +1 / -0

Snopes is for Dopes

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Antenna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Snopes says mostly false. It was actually AOC's desk.

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deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
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BranchCovidian 17 points ago +21 / -4

Scumer would be okay with him taking a shit in his mouth if he worked for AIPAC. After all, Schumer proclaimed to his fellow Jews and puppetmasters at AIPAC that he's only a "guardian" FOR ISRAEL, not even pretending to be a "guardian" for AMERICA. Then he started speaking in HEBREW.

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deleted 4 points ago +8 / -4
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BranchCovidian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Correct. Jesus said that the Pharisees are of their father the Devil.

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OMAGALUL -5 points ago +7 / -12

Are you familiar with Balaam's ass? This sounds a lot like a case of that.

I have supported Trump from the start and still do, but I can only wish more people would speak like Schumer in this clip.

Most of the DNC are rapidly anti-Israel BTW.

They aren't perfect, but they are God's chosen nation, not the USA.

There is no conflict of interest between supporting America first and also supporting Israel.

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tallon 2 points ago +5 / -3

No, screw that. We’ve been giving Israel billions in aid for years. They’re not chosen, they’re not special, not more than anyone else. All are equal in the eyes of god.

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BranchCovidian 1 point ago +2 / -1

DNC is not Anti-Israel. Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, Jerome Nadler, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, all LOVE and OBEY Israel.

Only a few marginal voices, like Ilhan Omar, who has even given up her anti-Israel stuff, ever said anything anti-Israel.

I know it's challenging to realize that many Jews, who we've been told we can never criticize, are not loyal to America, but it's a necessary truth.

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Jaybird91 -2 points ago +1 / -3

Correct. There is one functioning democracy in the Middle East and for some people that is too much. Israel is our greatest ally.

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RivalPipe 15 points ago +15 / -0

that wasn't a shit. it was a picture of his wife!

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Slickrick941 12 points ago +12 / -0

Accurate if true. Large if big

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GontMawr 5 points ago +5 / -0

I actually cried....

Ty.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pretty sure that's not true. They're just making shit up. Pun intended.

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah hence the shitpost.

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RiffFantastic 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well deserved. He’s been shitting on Americans for long enough.

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Keepsake 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably the most important "movement" that ever passed his desk.

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remember1776 6 points ago +7 / -1

Our people are not terrorist. They are principled protesters.

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is this what he meant by desecrate?

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blinddoggy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh, what I'd give to shit on that woman's desk. I have to say I'm jealous.

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MAGA_____bitches 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Resolpoop Desk?

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AnointedVisions 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did someone really do that? Thats hilarious

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Jemmy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ew, why was there a shit on his desk in the first place?

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ubermk3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only problem with this is that the kind of people Schumer despises the most had to clean it up.

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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SaltyRaider4 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would have left a Schulosi as well.

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GontMawr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are they sure it wasn't Nadler?

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bluebahloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Underrated comment.

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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ConvergenceMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nancy has already ordered a new desk.

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PeaceThroughStrength 4 points ago +5 / -1

Based.

Pee pee poo poo, clean it up Schummie.

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Fate_Stay_Trump 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fuck ya!

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Billybobcuccio 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolutely

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deleted 3 points ago +5 / -2
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BDNRG 4 points ago +4 / -0

He'd probably enjoy it. Have you seen the Mrs.? 🤢

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The_Diesel53 3 points ago +4 / -1

Did someone really take a shit on Pelosi's desk?

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Hangemh1gh 3 points ago +3 / -0

God Bless America!

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tallon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahaha hahahah

HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHA

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trevortheshone 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see what you did there.

Also I want to believe.

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VTubersAreWorthTheSi 3 points ago +3 / -0

And?......

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Egg_sammich 3 points ago +3 / -0

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD DO THAT!

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ohhwerd 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need proof of turd

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Redditcensorsyouandi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea Im going to need some solid proof too

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Ol_Gravy_Leg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh lordy is this true? Please God, let this be true!

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letrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

True or not it's funny how they are freaking out while the seeds villages burned all last summer...

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BoerboelMummy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dis - POO - ted

sorry... I'll get my coat...

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Antenna 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nobody gives a shit.

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Boruzu 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d shit on top but be sure to pinch early to save a little for inside the drawers.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0