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cornfedandconfused 142 points ago +144 / -2

Its national guard. Most those guys are pretty retarded, and are there for the health insurance.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just the way they like it.

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

We've all seen movies like rambo and southern comfort. We know

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 42 points ago +42 / -0

Shit, I just laughed so hard. Thanks. Pede!

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BoatingAccident 20 points ago +20 / -0

it's funny because it's true

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Wyrmshadow 18 points ago +19 / -1

and the women are easily mistaken for 12 year olds

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Wyrmshadow 1 point ago +1 / -0

or the Reserve Marine in Delta on Generation Kill. The one with the Longhorns on the HMWV

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cornfedandconfused 14 points ago +14 / -0

I work with a couple NG. One was telling me they have trouble zeroing their rifles with optics during drill. Asked me how to do it. LOL. It scared me. I was thinking I could probably learn some cool tips from these dudes. That is a big nope.

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bidensmissingbrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Their thinking was they wanted people with college degrees and more experience with technology (which I guess rural people don't have, according to them?)

Well y'know us cuntry yokels dun no sheeeit about all that bleepity bloop stuff. Tho the nephew, he's pretty smart and knows all about that. He's got one of them fancy smarty phones that he tweets the facetimebook with...

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223_Liberty_Tree 4 points ago +4 / -0

we lost in afghanistan because they never wanted to leave. endless wars are big money for these idiots

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warlord1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dat sweet sweet tricare

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