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morrowlane 25 points ago +25 / -0

I'd like to draw your attention to the fact that Jesus took the time to make his own whip. What a badass.

"In the temple courts he found people selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. ** So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. ** To those who sold doves he said, “Get these out of here! Stop turning my Father’s house into a market!” 17 His disciples remembered that it is written: “Zeal for your house will consume me.”

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LexaBinsr 0 points ago +3 / -3

Now I get why Jesus was killed: he prevented Jews from selling shit. :^)