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PlateOwner [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Shareholders (conservative, liberal, and independent) will be pissed off!

"Why can't you keep your ******* politics out of it?!"

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finscreenname 5 points ago +5 / -0

politics is one thing, money is another and is universal.

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USADNA 2 points ago +2 / -0

YeAh. Business is business and can give two fucks about politics. AND you sure as fuck don’t fool their analysts with fake bot accounts to make up for the mass exodus

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hollow_fang 13 points ago +13 / -0

Stocks will drop like hell due to the shock of it all. But it’s okay Big Daddy Government will save them by bailing them out with taxpayer money.

Can’t have their propaganda wings running out of money, can they?

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Damiano 11 points ago +11 / -0

Their stock prices are based on fairy dust, marketing, and "users"... NOT FINANCIALS.

If even a modest percentage of 75 million Trump voters cancelled their accounts this weekend, Monday's crash would be historic.

More info here: https://thedonald.win/p/11RhYM51CG/have-you-cancelled-all-your-faan/

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thunderpussy 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've shorted the hell out of Twitter.....

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Atlantapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

that's the one, nose dive baby

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Tenspot20 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bitcoin is loving it! $40K per coin today.

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finscreenname 6 points ago +6 / -0

Class action lawsuits. Insider trading, stock manipulation, harm to shareholders, harm to companiy's future, harm to funds.....

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Captainlizard 3 points ago +4 / -1

It will be huge just like 1% fall of twitter today. They will never recover from it!!!

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highenergywinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

Short now

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stripperlover 3 points ago +3 / -0

time to short?

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Libscan_SuqMadiq 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be a reeeeeeal shame...

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USADNA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cancelled EVERYTHING TONIGHT!!!!

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FlyinHeadlock 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't care about money. They are forming a new government right now.

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AmericanBeef 2 points ago +2 / -0

PPT will probably work pre-emptively.

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Gwoz8881 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stock market is high enough (thanks Trump!). Might as well cash out now.

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gbolcer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also known as FAANGS stocks.

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SaltyKarens 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, sell off all 4 and buy TSLA.

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Patriotedd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fantastic plan! There are plenty of other investments that will grow much better when they are GONE!

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ztrich007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea, this aint a good business move for them

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Dogpile1 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will be doing buy backs with both hands. The Fed will backstop them. But...they can't do shit about losing users. Hit them where it hurts.

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Thehumancentipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

They learned that they don’t need us. Advertisers want to target18-35 year olds

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

XRP

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Magus_Strife 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly, I don't think there will be a meaningful drop. My friends and family are livid about the theft of the election, but they have refused to cancel Disney+, Netflix, Amazon, etc, and they can't be bothered to register Independent and leave the Republican Party.

I think Conservatives are slothful and lazy and will only put in minimal effort to seek out and use alternate platforms and tech.

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emperors_apprentice 1 point ago +1 / -0

I predict they will continue to go up as the value of the dollar shoots down through the basement as Biden wants to fuck you on both ends (higher taxes, and diluted value of the dollar through money printing and stagflation).

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Pepe_Kekmaster 1 point ago +2 / -1

China will subsidize their losses

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NvCrone 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's certainly obvious, isn't it? Sell high?

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ilovebooks3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Paul Mampily Profits Unlimited has recommended selling Facebook and Twitter in the last 2 days.

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RightTurnClyde 0 points ago +3 / -3

It would be awesome but the big money, long time frame players that move markets don’t give a fuck and most of them are lefties anyway. I wish we could move the market.

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Damiano 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're mistaken.

Market triggers are generally small, single digit percentages and, thanks to COVID and a vastly swelling number of stupid people, idiot Robinhood "traders" account for a surprisingly large part of trading.

Let's put this together- FAANG drops a couple of percent each, enough to hit institutional sell triggers. That can happen very easily. Cumulatively, that is 6 of the largest stocks the world selling off. Things spiral from there.

This could happen very easily. It really should happen because all of their valuation have been insanely over inflated for quite some time and the overall market has been running on fair dust and helicopter money for months.

The cost to the average Pede to make this happen would be 30 seconds each cancelling your accounts this weekend and you get the bonus of better quality stuff via direct retailer websites, likely for less money. Your favorite merch providers would be very, very happy to start saving the Apple and Amazon Tax.

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RightTurnClyde 1 point ago +1 / -0

I understand that. What I am saying is that if we patriots want to sell FAANG on a random Monday at 0930 whilst Goldman, JPM, Citadel, etc. want to buy FAANG, we ain't driving the price down.