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TheDarkstar 74 points ago +74 / -0

Shut up and take my money!

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Licensetomeme 12 points ago +12 / -0

That dance wasn’t as safe as they say.

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Ryanaissance 8 points ago +8 / -0

It was the boneitis all along.

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Licensetomeme 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe's case, it's boneritis.

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Silentios 2 points ago +2 / -0

me three

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lordvon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Perfect timing! looking for a new phone

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Billybobcuccio 6 points ago +6 / -0

Me too

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thesas 51 points ago +51 / -0

I want a gab phone

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CisSiberianOrchestra 45 points ago +45 / -0

I hope it has hardware switches to turn off things like GPS, microphone, camera, etc.

A removable battery would be nice as well.

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MAKE 23 points ago +23 / -0

And giant buttons!

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Thebear390 [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

i would like to bring back the pull out antenna. it was so satisfying to whip out.

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HocusLocus 15 points ago +15 / -0

Fun fact, the MicroTAC pull out antenna was a dummy prop that did not even improve the internal antenna's already excellent performance. Focus groups determined that people in the US expected genuine communications products to have an external antenna, pulling it out gave a placebo effect when you had marginal signal... and I can personally attest that carrying things around with antennas in the 70s-90s bestowed positive nerd cred upon the user.

In the days of expensive 'brick' phones and per-minute airtime It was an easy trick to engage pretty girls in bars -- if they spotted it they would approach you to make a call and save them a trip to use the greasy and unsavory public pay phone.

The only problem is that they were usually calling their boyfriends to come join them. The call would even be itemized on your bill later so you could wallow in your grief.

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KS-76- 6 points ago +6 / -0

90s simping

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Duchess 11 points ago +11 / -0

And the flip phone. WITH a touch screen. That closing snap was also vary satisfying.

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2Legit2Quit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lindsey??? That you ol boy?

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BunnyPicnic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want a touchscreen phone with the durability big an old nokia. You could run that thing over with a tank and would still work

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ApocolipticPePe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can we get a screwed down blackberry again? I miss the 7200 series so much

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BetsyRoss1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

okay boomer just kidding, i'm a boomer

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MAKE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Okay, boomer. (Not a boomer)

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daveyistheman 2 points ago +2 / -0

We got too many boomers up in here (I'm a millennial)

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7_17_24 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gen-X here. Now we’re a multi-generational thread.

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ca18det 7 points ago +7 / -0

PinePhone also is Linux and also has hardware antenna toggles. Also you can actually get one instead of throwing $600 down a hole two years ago with nothing to show for it.

t. salty Purism 5 customer who gave up and ordered a PinePhone Pro last month that is shipping next week.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd love to have one of those. But that price tag is a little too rich for my blood.

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FuckGovernment 5 points ago +5 / -0

I want a modular phone. One where you can update parts like a computer. Upgrade ram, camera, display, network, storage, etc. separately.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like the way you think. I'd love to build a phone piece-by-piece to suit my needs the same way I would build a gaming PC.

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daveyistheman 2 points ago +2 / -0

YES. We need phones that WE THE PEOPLE can repair ourselves. I can't stand how all phones anymore you cannot access the electrical parts without essentially breaking it.

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defroach84 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you have a Pixel 3 or newer you can already load GrapheneOS to obtain privacy. That same OS is rumored to be running on the Gab prototype phones.

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sillybilly 32 points ago +32 / -0

I hope they don’t make them in China or it’s a big trap

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just2groovy 11 points ago +11 / -0

I can't imagine that Andrew would get them from China.

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oppenheimer 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's nearly impossible to find a hardware vendor outside of Asia these days that can handle large order scale. Sadly.

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Cicicici 15 points ago +15 / -0

Taiwan and South Korea do lots of hardware manufacturing.

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c9AfEoF1StU7C2j2ZUv1 4 points ago +4 / -0

It also costs around 2 grand if I'm remembering correctly for the US version, and is total shit in comparison to any other phone, save the Pinephone.

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Olds77 4 points ago +4 / -0

So what. I like what they're offering and that's not terrible. I'll pay a premium for privacy.

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VinnyMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Motorola builds in the US. They had a factory in Texas that would build custom designed Moto X phones and ship to your door within 3-5 days of ordering at their peak.

It's possible albeit slightly more expensive obviously.

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oppenheimer 2 points ago +2 / -0

But people would pay for it. After all, we fork over $1k for an iphone.

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V-FOR-VICTOR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Need to make them in Eastern Europe like Poland or Ukraine they hate commies with a passion

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sillybilly 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hehe I’m originally polish and we don’t let anyone fuck with us no more. We learned our lesson during WW2 when hitler and Stalin fucked us.

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Spezial 17 points ago +17 / -0

first stage McMahon level of interest

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Dingus 1 point ago +1 / -0

This Gab phone announcement is kinda like Stone Cold's music starting.

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TyrantsAreCucks 12 points ago +12 / -0

We need a break away from centralized anything. Decentralized platforms need to grow out of this shit soil of these massive tech platforms.

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PilgrimFarAway 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh, this is good!

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WTF71 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wow impressive video. And end of statement: "You can’t stop the signal." "Jesus Christ is King Donald Trump is President" really great and frogs are good luck 🐸

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BetsyRoss1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

I will totally buy it, regardless of features, as long as it rings or texts

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E-dantes 1 point ago +1 / -0

This

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OrganicPINEAPPLES 7 points ago +7 / -0

They are Google pixels that run GrapheneOS (google stripped android) I believe.

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Kimball_Kinnison 3 points ago +3 / -0

So it's boycott Apple because they're leftist, and go with... Google? The company famous for its fair treatment of conservatives and Trump supporters?

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NoMoreMao 2 points ago +2 / -0

Google doesn’t own Android.

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Kimball_Kinnison 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm pointing out that Google makes Google Pixels.

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TXBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, they do. Android itself is open source however.

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alanlovestea 2 points ago +2 / -0

The gab phone looks exactly like pixel 4a

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defroach84 1 point ago +1 / -0

No wonder the phone looks like a 4A Pixel! GrapheneOS is fully supported on Pixel 3 and newer. Now to find a good used Pixel as I am not giving money directly to Google and I do not want to pay for 5G communications chipset that I'll never use anyway.

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paramour 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yay! I hope it's affordable!

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oppenheimer 5 points ago +6 / -1

The blog post is long on sentiment and short on details.

What's the hardware based on?

What OS?

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littlebridges 1 point ago +1 / -0

You Win!!

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knewter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Someone said grapheneos. That's what I use, it's phenomenal

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oppenheimer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for the tip, I'll research. I would've guessed PostmarketOS. Shows how much I know, lol.

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knewter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love pmOS but "next year is the year of Linux on the phone".

I think a grapheneos phone plus the upcoming pinecorder might be ideal. Or whatever their "kinda pinephone plus lorawan minus cell" device is called

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defroach84 2 points ago +2 / -0

According to every phone geek who has seen it they are claiming it's the Pixel 4A phone running GrapheneOS. Both are widely available today as are alternative app stores for getting non-google apps loaded.

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BetsyRoss1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

di-lithium crystals and central warp drive

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Spicy_Jeans 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can anyone comment on the Pine phone? I saw something on it but am unfamiliar

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defroach84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time they release a batch they sell out before I can get one :(

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Logan051361 3 points ago +3 / -0

What? You mean like Google Phone?

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Thebear390 [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Looks something like it. First thing i want is a TD.WIN app!

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sully 3 points ago +3 / -0

The phone looks like a Pixel 5 or perhaps a Pixel 4a.

Might have some type of AOSP rom. Most likely without google services.

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AbsoluteAnise 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aesthetic maniac here: i hope itll be green and protective cases have frogs on them. I hope they'll allow ppl to make custom cases for a Pepe case too. I know its such a minor thing but colours bring attention to the buyer and it would attract normies like flies to honey.

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sadpanda 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm so doing this.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sold.

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ForLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

Take my money

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guten_morgen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please!

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Banshee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe dumb question, but can the carriers like ATT/Verzion/TMobile/Sprint prevent the phone from working with their service?

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sciencebeforegod 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m buying one for sure. Done with apple and google.

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ChickNorris 2 points ago +2 / -0

This makes me happy! I will be purchasing one bc I have an iphone and they are forcing the latest update. Right now I've got bluetooth, cellular and radio turned off on it because a message kept popping up all day saying it was going to install the update tonight. I will see if turning everything off prevented the install tomorrow. Fingers crossed. I also had started looking for regular old gps system so I would have to take my phone with me anymore but they are very prevalent now.

It is time to get a new phone so hopefully this one will be a good alternative for me.

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InfinitelyWiseGerbel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Interest piqued!

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RecoveringNPC 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just want a small, google-free phone. A ~4" android phone running something like Lineage.

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defroach84 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hearing reports it will run a modified Graphene OS. Pixel 3 and newer owners can load this OS right away, no need to wait. Pixel 4 or newer is recommended for long term support and feature upgrades. More info here: https://grapheneos.org/faq#device-support One can load apps without using Google's play store. I'd be shocked if the alternative app stores don't get a huge boost as patriots ditch Google services.

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Epicsoundwaves 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will spend my life savings on one of these holy shit

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

As long as it's not from china then good.

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daveyistheman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope this actually pans out. My Android is starting to get to the end of its lifecycle. I'm going to try and hold out for this phone before turning this one in.

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freedom2520 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm so getting this!

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can they make their website work first?

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Brickwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

I haven't been able to log into Gab all day.

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rshackleford 1 point ago +1 / -0

still waiting for the GibGob app.

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kenkra 1 point ago +1 / -0

take my 600$ stimulus!!

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jesus. About time they made freedom marketable, though I suppose that’s our fault more than anything.

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jarasan 1 point ago +1 / -0

First they gotta fix their website.

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Vejete 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll consider their phone once they get their goddamn website to operate consistently. I've been trying for an hour to do something as simple as add a profile picture. Every time, the site is either "in maintenance" or "there is a problem on our side" when I save my changes.

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Sever 0 points ago +2 / -2

Yeah it worked just fine right before all this.

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A_Normal_Politician 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's nice because my Blackberry 10 os phone going to die in 1-2 years.

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Okist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can it have a built in 22 lr for backup?

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FalloutSeeker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope it’s not some shitty locked down Android OS with a 2” touchscreen, 1GB of RAM, and sells for $700 though