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KamalasCamelHump 34 points ago +35 / -1

Won't happen in my small town, guarantee it.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 23 points ago +25 / -2

until Biden rolls a fucking tank down main street

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RivalPipe 15 points ago +15 / -0

down on Main street.

near nir-nir-nir near nir-nir-nir near nearrrr

down on Main Street

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 11 points ago +12 / -1

We saw Saving Private Ryan

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Renold -7 points ago +2 / -9

Yeah, good luck with that if you think WW2 tactics are going to help you against the US army ( and no, tanks are not headed for your town)

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 5 points ago +6 / -1

Good luck understanding jokes

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6thhorseman 7 points ago +7 / -0

More towns than tanks.

And tankers gotta piss and eat like you and me.

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kompleks25 3 points ago +3 / -0

TANK MAN 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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Ben45 3 points ago +3 / -0

theyd still be outmatched

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here in my small town we have already turned away OSHA inspectors that showed up to fine two restaurants that are defying the lockdown edicts. At both restaurants they were confronted by patriots outside and told to go back to the nearby city they came from.

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Plazma10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep that in minecraft. Although this is terrifying to see unfold, I have to believe you can look an officer in the eye and de escalate. Especially on three small communities.