So, I have a wonderful, brilliant, 18 year old snowflake daughter. Today, she was behaving in an especially absurd manner - hyper dramatization of keeping 6 feet from me each step I took. I didn't ask, pretended not to notice. Finally, she couldn't take it anymore. It was just too libtard to not share. "You know why I can't be close to you, right?"

After feigning that I hadn't noticed, she explained that the only responsible thing for her to do is to distance from me, since I refuse to distance from others and I refuse to wear a muzzle. I even attend known super-spreader events every Sunday morning!

"Oh, that's adorable." Is the only response which conserves energy and time.

Soon, all brainwashed teen children will be playing keep-away from mom and dad. The next step will be to report mom and dad to authorities as super-spreaders.

After Trump wins the second term, I hope and pray he exposes the fraud of this COVID insanity, get us all hopped up on prophylactic HCQ and resume normal life.