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Blacktalon 182 points ago +182 / -0

Its getting to the point if I hold the line any harder im gonna choke it out

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GiggleStick 37 points ago +37 / -0

Ok that was funny

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GlacialSpeed 11 points ago +12 / -1

Imminent still means VERY soon right?

God Damn It Lin Wood, I need to know if I should run to the store and fill my 3rd gas can with ethenol free or not!!!

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DemsFuckKids 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ethanol free last longer?

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GlacialSpeed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah and you'll get many more years off a generator or small engine using it.

Ethanol gums up and degrades parts

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Jolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ethenol is corn. Corn degrades, even in an alcohol form, back to him when running through a fuel system. Also it's a Communist. Fuck commies.

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CgMaui 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ethanol draws water

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BunkerHill 2 points ago +2 / -0

I haven't laughed so hard in a long while. Made my day (i.e., night). Is it just me or has this site become even funnier in the last several days? Stress compensation?

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TheKingOL 18 points ago +18 / -0

My friggin arthritic fingers are falling off!

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Barack-Obama2 14 points ago +14 / -0

I feel that way when I’m giving my wife her daily handjob.

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DemsFuckKids 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ur a hero on td.w

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theReallyRealRJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I almost WTF’d, but then saw it was Barry.

Back to late night browsing.

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infojunkie07 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks for making me laugh real hard.

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Porkbut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just like lennie

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Shilled_due_to_reset 66 points ago +68 / -2

And apple is doing an update that will shut off emergency broadcast system off , turn auto update off

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Backfromthedesert 23 points ago +23 / -0

Apple prompted me to allow an update tonight while I’ll be sleeping. Had to manually disable auto-install for software updates about an hour ago when it popped up. Please keep spreading your message.

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SydPede 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’ve had auto updates disabled for years because I used to have strict data caps and would charge me per MB if I went over the limit. I’ve always had to go into general > software updates to update

Just checked now and it was set to automatic. I’ve disabled it again but will definitely check again in the morning.

I suggest that everyone with an iPhone check now just to be sure.

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TheKingOL 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just dropped mine in the fish tank, updates can't pass through water.

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shitPostingChamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it IOS 14.3?

It’s trying to download on my phone right now! I must stop it 🤣

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Shilled_due_to_reset 3 points ago +3 / -0

dunno, just switch off auto update and auto install or pull your sim card out lol

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good to know. I always disable auto update on all my devices.

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_maga_from_uk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it would be illegal to turn off the emergency broadcast system? Just my guess as I am not from the US

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Based_in_Space 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is as far as I know, they are opening themselves up for huge fines if they disable EBS

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Shilled_due_to_reset 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, i thought so too but that's the message. The dems don't follow the law do they?

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BetsyRoss1776 40 points ago +40 / -0

Pakistan, a nation of 220 million people, was/is totally without power today.

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Sugz_Da_Bear 38 points ago +38 / -0

They have to power their big gender reveal from all their studying.

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Hillary_For_Prison 7 points ago +7 / -0

LMAO this is the best comment

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BunkerHill 2 points ago +2 / -0

This!

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armedprincess23 5 points ago +5 / -0

Vatican dark now.

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QueenMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are they still out?

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FinallyFreeToSpeak 5 points ago +5 / -0

From what I can find, they're mostly back up and running. At least 60% back.

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EndTheFedReserve 3 points ago +3 / -0

Vatican is out rn too

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Based_in_Space 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking similar that it is test run

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Weero 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Vatican also had a blackout.

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ravioli_king 35 points ago +35 / -0

Dude will be EBSing us 8x a night.

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rusty_spittoon 14 points ago +14 / -0

Gonna EBS Hunters dik pics

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hunter's dick with handcuffs instead of candy

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TommyLasordasBallBag 13 points ago +13 / -0

POTUS: "Hey America, should I do the Chicken Alfredo or Garlic Parm tonight?"

"Please go to bed Mr. President"

POTUS: "They never should have made the 3rd back to the future, nobody likes that one"

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CanadianTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or the 3rd Godfather Or the 3rd batman

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highenergywinning 30 points ago +30 / -0

So whats the blackout? I assume when he tries to use the EBS everything then will go down to silence him

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Ale_and_Mead 31 points ago +31 / -0

The one most often theorized for scenarios like this one is a blackout of Internet and maybe cell service (Oh God, kids will have to learn what it meant to grow up in the 90's!). There isn't much in the way of hard evidence the government can disrupt cell service, but there is quite a bit of evidence suggesting they can kill Internet services at will.

The WEA system (Wireless Emergency Alerts) has always been the fallback in case cell service/internet is disrupted, as it goes over a separate service. 911 is the same. Even if your phone isn't activated you can still call 911.

True preppers would also say a literal blackout could happen. As in, power grids offline. While I can see cutting Internet and cell service as a viable strategy, I don't think anyone up top (apart from the loons in California) is insane enough to cut power to the American public.

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highenergywinning 29 points ago +29 / -0

90s haha 😂 i grew up in the 70s 😎 I typed papers on typewriters Listened to music on record players.

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Litecola2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Mimeograph, can still smell that purple ink from the rollers. Saw them decommission the last punch card readers at uni...

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Tcrlaf1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just burned the last of my mimeograph fluid last month as a fire starter....

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BetsyRoss1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

I still love carbon paper.

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flyover_deplorable 8 points ago +8 / -0

As a shit head junior high kid who was required to write 300 sentences for being disruptive, I found carbon paper to be a great time saver! 🤣

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highenergywinning 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes!

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WU_HAN_FRU 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's how they stole their psych exam in Animal House.

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jimmy42oh 6 points ago +6 / -0

What about the mimeograph machine? Those pages sure smelled good!

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dougkeenan 6 points ago +6 / -0

<involuntary inhale>

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highenergywinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

And microfiche

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charwoman 2 points ago +2 / -0

film strips

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MrDonaldTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Punch cards, carbon copies and white out. Those were the days.

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highenergywinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

White out my savior in high school haha

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Trumpman1 1 point ago +1 / -0

And today, white out is an ethnic cleansing term. 🤪

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perspectivefromahill 3 points ago +3 / -0

I still remember the black and green tiny screen of my mother's Brother word processor I inherited... that thing hung on till 2009!

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Tcrlaf1 3 points ago +3 / -0

My Tandy 1000 finally got trashed around 2010, along with the phone cradle modem. 280 baud! A real racer.

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highenergywinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow nice. I Never had a computer until mid 90s. Yes i once existed and lved without computers or internet and still made money. Happened before can happen again

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rabdargab 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wont be the government having to do the heavy lifting, the providers will gleefully comply with it

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Boltbeam 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think anyone up top (apart from the loons in California) is insane enough to cut power to the American public.

The people commanding the traitors are about as brazen as the Califaggots. Wouldn't be out of the question.

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infojunkie07 3 points ago +3 / -0

blackout ? time to add racisim to the list of charges. /s

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DemsFuckKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s funny. Why they call em black outs?!

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

Electrically challenged, please

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_maga_from_uk 1 point ago +1 / -0

and why the F is Lin Wood spilling the beans? last thing needed is for enemies to be in the know

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highenergywinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed. And although he was right about pence i dont know whT to think now

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Cyer6 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our internet went down just about 20 minutes ago. I thought "Shit, is something going down?" It rarely goes down but it came back in about 15 minutes.

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StuckInOhio 24 points ago +29 / -5

fool me once, shame on you. fool me 34,500 times, shame on lin wood

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IAbsolutelyDare 15 points ago +16 / -1

I'm still waiting for the Christmas Eve crossing-the-Delaware moment.

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Likeitirish1 24 points ago +24 / -0

This is getting ridiculous.

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theglynn 9 points ago +9 / -0

oh yes, this stuff will drive you noodles

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Likeitirish1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think he just likes Midway. A good movie.

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CanadianTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Horrible movie lmao.

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fuckthealphabetsoup 16 points ago +16 / -0

What's the timeframe for "Imminent"

this was 40m ago and I've yet to hear anything via TV or Cell EAS.

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CyrusKingOfAnshan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why are you linking a movie review?

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MAureliusTRP 7 points ago +8 / -1

the movie review was the movie "Midway", which is about The Battle Of Midway, which was considered a turning point in the USAs effort against Japan in WWII. I'm not saying I agree with the above poster, or with the twitter account, but Fl4Trump seems to be suggesting that the post is signaling we are at a 'turning point'.

I think it's a bit of a reach.

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CyrusKingOfAnshan 7 points ago +7 / -0

I swear we're being infiltrated.

Maybe there's something that they want us to miss with all this fucking noise

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hint -5 points ago +3 / -8

These 2 weeks are critical. Admins def should ban linwood and q posts. It's messing up too many people on here.

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CyrusKingOfAnshan 2 points ago +4 / -2

Fool said "imminent"

If that shit doesn't happen tonight I'm deporting ever Lin post I see.

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hint 0 points ago +3 / -3

It's not gonna happen. We are being fucked with. It's a demoralization technique. I'm surprised that the admins haven't caught on.

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misterLahey 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's reviewing the new version, right? The crappy Chicom-scripted and funded one. That movie was a giant fucking turd.

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Pedutoisacuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I watched the whole thing and don't see how it's relevant either.

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infojunkie07 1 point ago +1 / -0

imminent - also called hold the line. Changed initially from hold your breath coz peope died.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet you elon's probably close to having his worldwide space internet available too

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CyrusKingOfAnshan 12 points ago +22 / -10

Can we finally ban Lin Wood posts when he's wrong?

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somethingnew 1 point ago +7 / -6

Seriously, this is getting to the point where it seems like it is cult activity. Everything this piece of shit says gets posted here, people take it as gospel, and then when it fizzles out, he doubles down and goes further, and then people still believe him.

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infojunkie07 4 points ago +5 / -1

im waiting for him to pull off the mask and reveal he was soros .

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StuckInOhio 3 points ago +5 / -2

mods - deport this guy pls

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cameronjeffery1 12 points ago +12 / -0

10 day blackout no atm withdrawls , no credit cards , no internet. better pull cash and fill up vehicles. i just pulled my cash out and filled up the rides. LETS GOOOO!

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've heard they had to make dog food edible for humans because people ate it during the depression

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JediMasterPepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thanks fren.

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theglynn 8 points ago +9 / -1

How would I get an emergency broadcast.?

Why would we go into blackout?

It is cold here.

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Litecola2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Communication blackout. But depending where you are, there may be a power outage. The Vatican seems to be blacked out, a pede above said Pakistan too. Have backup plans in place to go someplace safe or provide shelter for someone else.

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SgtRyan 7 points ago +8 / -1

fucking do it or shutup.

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aric_cavanaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think this is reaching.

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Emhunt_77 5 points ago +5 / -0

Praise God! And thank you Mr. Wood! Gods bless you!

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +6 / -1

🙄

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FucKamala 5 points ago +9 / -4

Keep feeding us that hopium, Lin. Amirite? FFS

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Gesirisi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who else said Pence would betray Trump?

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JesusisKing0_0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Has trump done it yet?

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NoCoupForYou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Turn off your iPhone auto-updates. Word on the street is that they are disabling it.

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_maga_from_uk 0 points ago +1 / -1

Is that illegal though?

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NoCoupForYou 1 point ago +1 / -0

AFAIK, I would think at the least it would be a major regulatory violation. It might even be criminal, since the enabling laws go back to the Cold War in case POTUS needs to alert of an attack. It's also used in case of major Storms or Earthquakes.

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BruhMoment13 4 points ago +5 / -1

Bro, get this fucker outta here, the hopium is no longer effective to get a high.

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ibrt 3 points ago +3 / -0

MY BODY IS READY!

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pede_of_kekistan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hunter?

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Shilled_due_to_reset 4 points ago +5 / -1

Lin Wood and others have posted about it, look at his parler

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Shilled_due_to_reset 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump has just posted on his new clouthub account to disable all ios and android updates

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NoMoreMao 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has he found Epstein yet?

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svlem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is Lin a schizo or a 'schizo' playing his part to keep informed those who believe?

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AmericanJawa 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm normally very much an anti-drug guy, but right now?

Whatever Mr. Wood is on, I want some.

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Dpop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im ready. Lets go!

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infojunkie07 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guys we were all wrong. Lin was president all along.

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dieronj 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the LARP-A-POOLOOZA, whoever guesses Trumps next move will be the king of LARPS.

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Likeitirish1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Must be proven in a court of law? Right there. That’s how you know it’s a LARP. The highest court in the land shit all over the constitution during this election. They won’t let anything even make it to court. The courts are corrupt! So this could never happen ! SCOTUS is swamp.

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_maga_from_uk 1 point ago +1 / -0

what date is this from?

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BrockCage 2 points ago +8 / -6

Trust the plan guys

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spicymeatball 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is cuckoo, there is not going to be a blackout.

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grumpyhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol you know what.. Lin is like a crazy GF... do not know why I am staying but F it.. been on this crazy Lin train this long can't get off now.. haha let's go brother!!!

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Based_Inward 1 point ago +1 / -0

Turn your phone auto updates off immediately

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Minuteman_III 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can’t hold the line any more than I have been, Sir! It be easier if someone or something on the other side if it showed up! Let’s GOOOOO!

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still waiting for those arrests to start.

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

We've been hearing LARPs about shit going down for 4 years. If there was ever a time, it's now, but I'll believe it when I see it.

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DaBears 1 point ago +6 / -5

Can Amazon shut down Parler NOW so we don't have to see anymore crap from this guy?

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_maga_from_uk 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is Lin Wood insane? I can't tell for sure? If someone would have told me a year ago we'd all be wearing masks and locked in our houses and MN would shutdown ice arenas during hockey season and my kids would not go to school, I would have called them a lunatic. And yet, here we are.

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Cliff_McAwesome 1 point ago +1 / -0

So on his Parlor and crosschecked with Brave browser..., Pakistan has a major blackout and apparently the Vatican is dark, not sure what it all means

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TehAgent 0 points ago +1 / -1

Its way past time to nut up or shut up

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