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I haven't laughed so hard in a long while. Made my day (i.e., night).
Is it just me or has this site become even funnier in the last several days? Stress compensation?
Apple prompted me to allow an update tonight while I’ll be sleeping. Had to manually disable auto-install for software updates about an hour ago when it popped up. Please keep spreading your message.
I’ve had auto updates disabled for years because I used to have strict data caps and would charge me per MB if I went over the limit. I’ve always had to go into general > software updates to update
Just checked now and it was set to automatic. I’ve disabled it again but will definitely check again in the morning.
I suggest that everyone with an iPhone check now just to be sure.
The one most often theorized for scenarios like this one is a blackout of Internet and maybe cell service (Oh God, kids will have to learn what it meant to grow up in the 90's!). There isn't much in the way of hard evidence the government can disrupt cell service, but there is quite a bit of evidence suggesting they can kill Internet services at will.
The WEA system (Wireless Emergency Alerts) has always been the fallback in case cell service/internet is disrupted, as it goes over a separate service. 911 is the same. Even if your phone isn't activated you can still call 911.
True preppers would also say a literal blackout could happen. As in, power grids offline. While I can see cutting Internet and cell service as a viable strategy, I don't think anyone up top (apart from the loons in California) is insane enough to cut power to the American public.
Wow nice. I Never had a computer until mid 90s. Yes i once existed and lved without computers or internet and still made money. Happened before can happen again
the movie review was the movie "Midway", which is about The Battle Of Midway, which was considered a turning point in the USAs effort against Japan in WWII. I'm not saying I agree with the above poster, or with the twitter account, but Fl4Trump seems to be suggesting that the post is signaling we are at a 'turning point'.
Seriously, this is getting to the point where it seems like it is cult activity. Everything this piece of shit says gets posted here, people take it as gospel, and then when it fizzles out, he doubles down and goes further, and then people still believe him.
10 day blackout no atm withdrawls , no credit cards , no internet. better pull cash and fill up vehicles. i just pulled my cash out and filled up the rides. LETS GOOOO!
Communication blackout. But depending where you are, there may be a power outage. The Vatican seems to be blacked out, a pede above said Pakistan too. Have backup plans in place to go someplace safe or provide shelter for someone else.
AFAIK, I would think at the least it would be a major regulatory violation. It might even be criminal, since the enabling laws go back to the Cold War in case POTUS needs to alert of an attack. It's also used in case of major Storms or Earthquakes.
Must be proven in a court of law? Right there. That’s how you know it’s a LARP. The highest court in the land shit all over the constitution during this election. They won’t let anything even make it to court. The courts are corrupt! So this could never happen ! SCOTUS is swamp.
lol you know what.. Lin is like a crazy GF... do not know why I am staying but F it.. been on this crazy Lin train this long can't get off now.. haha let's go brother!!!
Is Lin Wood insane? I can't tell for sure? If someone would have told me a year ago we'd all be wearing masks and locked in our houses and MN would shutdown ice arenas during hockey season and my kids would not go to school, I would have called them a lunatic. And yet, here we are.
Its getting to the point if I hold the line any harder im gonna choke it out
Ok that was funny
Imminent still means VERY soon right?
God Damn It Lin Wood, I need to know if I should run to the store and fill my 3rd gas can with ethenol free or not!!!
Ethanol free last longer?
Yeah and you'll get many more years off a generator or small engine using it.
Ethanol gums up and degrades parts
Ethenol is corn. Corn degrades, even in an alcohol form, back to him when running through a fuel system. Also it's a Communist. Fuck commies.
Ethanol draws water
I haven't laughed so hard in a long while. Made my day (i.e., night). Is it just me or has this site become even funnier in the last several days? Stress compensation?
My friggin arthritic fingers are falling off!
I feel that way when I’m giving my wife her daily handjob.
Ur a hero on td.w
I almost WTF’d, but then saw it was Barry.
Back to late night browsing.
Thanks for making me laugh real hard.
Just like lennie
And apple is doing an update that will shut off emergency broadcast system off , turn auto update off
Apple prompted me to allow an update tonight while I’ll be sleeping. Had to manually disable auto-install for software updates about an hour ago when it popped up. Please keep spreading your message.
I’ve had auto updates disabled for years because I used to have strict data caps and would charge me per MB if I went over the limit. I’ve always had to go into general > software updates to update
Just checked now and it was set to automatic. I’ve disabled it again but will definitely check again in the morning.
I suggest that everyone with an iPhone check now just to be sure.
I just dropped mine in the fish tank, updates can't pass through water.
Is it IOS 14.3?
It’s trying to download on my phone right now! I must stop it 🤣
dunno, just switch off auto update and auto install or pull your sim card out lol
Good to know. I always disable auto update on all my devices.
I thought it would be illegal to turn off the emergency broadcast system? Just my guess as I am not from the US
It is as far as I know, they are opening themselves up for huge fines if they disable EBS
Yes, i thought so too but that's the message. The dems don't follow the law do they?
Pakistan, a nation of 220 million people, was/is totally without power today.
They have to power their big gender reveal from all their studying.
LMAO this is the best comment
This!
Vatican dark now.
Are they still out?
From what I can find, they're mostly back up and running. At least 60% back.
Vatican is out rn too
I was thinking similar that it is test run
The Vatican also had a blackout.
Dude will be EBSing us 8x a night.
Gonna EBS Hunters dik pics
Hunter's dick with handcuffs instead of candy
POTUS: "Hey America, should I do the Chicken Alfredo or Garlic Parm tonight?"
"Please go to bed Mr. President"
POTUS: "They never should have made the 3rd back to the future, nobody likes that one"
Or the 3rd Godfather Or the 3rd batman
So whats the blackout? I assume when he tries to use the EBS everything then will go down to silence him
The one most often theorized for scenarios like this one is a blackout of Internet and maybe cell service (Oh God, kids will have to learn what it meant to grow up in the 90's!). There isn't much in the way of hard evidence the government can disrupt cell service, but there is quite a bit of evidence suggesting they can kill Internet services at will.
The WEA system (Wireless Emergency Alerts) has always been the fallback in case cell service/internet is disrupted, as it goes over a separate service. 911 is the same. Even if your phone isn't activated you can still call 911.
True preppers would also say a literal blackout could happen. As in, power grids offline. While I can see cutting Internet and cell service as a viable strategy, I don't think anyone up top (apart from the loons in California) is insane enough to cut power to the American public.
90s haha 😂 i grew up in the 70s 😎 I typed papers on typewriters Listened to music on record players.
Mimeograph, can still smell that purple ink from the rollers. Saw them decommission the last punch card readers at uni...
Just burned the last of my mimeograph fluid last month as a fire starter....
I still love carbon paper.
As a shit head junior high kid who was required to write 300 sentences for being disruptive, I found carbon paper to be a great time saver! 🤣
Yes!
That's how they stole their psych exam in Animal House.
What about the mimeograph machine? Those pages sure smelled good!
<involuntary inhale>
And microfiche
film strips
Punch cards, carbon copies and white out. Those were the days.
White out my savior in high school haha
And today, white out is an ethnic cleansing term. 🤪
I still remember the black and green tiny screen of my mother's Brother word processor I inherited... that thing hung on till 2009!
My Tandy 1000 finally got trashed around 2010, along with the phone cradle modem. 280 baud! A real racer.
Wow nice. I Never had a computer until mid 90s. Yes i once existed and lved without computers or internet and still made money. Happened before can happen again
Wont be the government having to do the heavy lifting, the providers will gleefully comply with it
The people commanding the traitors are about as brazen as the Califaggots. Wouldn't be out of the question.
blackout ? time to add racisim to the list of charges. /s
That’s funny. Why they call em black outs?!
Electrically challenged, please
and why the F is Lin Wood spilling the beans? last thing needed is for enemies to be in the know
Agreed. And although he was right about pence i dont know whT to think now
Our internet went down just about 20 minutes ago. I thought "Shit, is something going down?" It rarely goes down but it came back in about 15 minutes.
fool me once, shame on you. fool me 34,500 times, shame on lin wood
I'm still waiting for the Christmas Eve crossing-the-Delaware moment.
This is getting ridiculous.
oh yes, this stuff will drive you noodles
I think he just likes Midway. A good movie.
Horrible movie lmao.
What's the timeframe for "Imminent"
this was 40m ago and I've yet to hear anything via TV or Cell EAS.
Why are you linking a movie review?
the movie review was the movie "Midway", which is about The Battle Of Midway, which was considered a turning point in the USAs effort against Japan in WWII. I'm not saying I agree with the above poster, or with the twitter account, but Fl4Trump seems to be suggesting that the post is signaling we are at a 'turning point'.
I think it's a bit of a reach.
I swear we're being infiltrated.
Maybe there's something that they want us to miss with all this fucking noise
These 2 weeks are critical. Admins def should ban linwood and q posts. It's messing up too many people on here.
Fool said "imminent"
If that shit doesn't happen tonight I'm deporting ever Lin post I see.
It's not gonna happen. We are being fucked with. It's a demoralization technique. I'm surprised that the admins haven't caught on.
He's reviewing the new version, right? The crappy Chicom-scripted and funded one. That movie was a giant fucking turd.
Yeah I watched the whole thing and don't see how it's relevant either.
imminent - also called hold the line. Changed initially from hold your breath coz peope died.
I bet you elon's probably close to having his worldwide space internet available too
Can we finally ban Lin Wood posts when he's wrong?
Seriously, this is getting to the point where it seems like it is cult activity. Everything this piece of shit says gets posted here, people take it as gospel, and then when it fizzles out, he doubles down and goes further, and then people still believe him.
im waiting for him to pull off the mask and reveal he was soros .
mods - deport this guy pls
10 day blackout no atm withdrawls , no credit cards , no internet. better pull cash and fill up vehicles. i just pulled my cash out and filled up the rides. LETS GOOOO!
I've heard they had to make dog food edible for humans because people ate it during the depression
Thanks fren.
How would I get an emergency broadcast.?
Why would we go into blackout?
It is cold here.
Communication blackout. But depending where you are, there may be a power outage. The Vatican seems to be blacked out, a pede above said Pakistan too. Have backup plans in place to go someplace safe or provide shelter for someone else.
fucking do it or shutup.
I think this is reaching.
Praise God! And thank you Mr. Wood! Gods bless you!
🙄
Keep feeding us that hopium, Lin. Amirite? FFS
Who else said Pence would betray Trump?
Has trump done it yet?
Turn off your iPhone auto-updates. Word on the street is that they are disabling it.
Is that illegal though?
AFAIK, I would think at the least it would be a major regulatory violation. It might even be criminal, since the enabling laws go back to the Cold War in case POTUS needs to alert of an attack. It's also used in case of major Storms or Earthquakes.
Bro, get this fucker outta here, the hopium is no longer effective to get a high.
MY BODY IS READY!
Hunter?
Lin Wood and others have posted about it, look at his parler
Trump has just posted on his new clouthub account to disable all ios and android updates
Has he found Epstein yet?
Is Lin a schizo or a 'schizo' playing his part to keep informed those who believe?
I'm normally very much an anti-drug guy, but right now?
Whatever Mr. Wood is on, I want some.
Im ready. Lets go!
Guys we were all wrong. Lin was president all along.
This is the LARP-A-POOLOOZA, whoever guesses Trumps next move will be the king of LARPS.
Must be proven in a court of law? Right there. That’s how you know it’s a LARP. The highest court in the land shit all over the constitution during this election. They won’t let anything even make it to court. The courts are corrupt! So this could never happen ! SCOTUS is swamp.
what date is this from?
Trust the plan guys
He is cuckoo, there is not going to be a blackout.
lol you know what.. Lin is like a crazy GF... do not know why I am staying but F it.. been on this crazy Lin train this long can't get off now.. haha let's go brother!!!
Turn your phone auto updates off immediately
I can’t hold the line any more than I have been, Sir! It be easier if someone or something on the other side if it showed up! Let’s GOOOOO!
Still waiting for those arrests to start.
We've been hearing LARPs about shit going down for 4 years. If there was ever a time, it's now, but I'll believe it when I see it.
Can Amazon shut down Parler NOW so we don't have to see anymore crap from this guy?
haha
Is Lin Wood insane? I can't tell for sure? If someone would have told me a year ago we'd all be wearing masks and locked in our houses and MN would shutdown ice arenas during hockey season and my kids would not go to school, I would have called them a lunatic. And yet, here we are.
So on his Parlor and crosschecked with Brave browser..., Pakistan has a major blackout and apparently the Vatican is dark, not sure what it all means
Its way past time to nut up or shut up