809 EMERGENCY COMMUNICATION ALERT (media.patriots.win) posted 96 days ago by Fl4Trump 96 days ago by Fl4Trump +811 / -2 158 comments share 158 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (158) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 182 ▼ – Blacktalon 182 points 96 days ago +182 / -0 Its getting to the point if I hold the line any harder im gonna choke it out permalink save report block reply ▲ 37 ▼ – GiggleStick 37 points 96 days ago +37 / -0 Ok that was funny permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – GlacialSpeed 11 points 96 days ago +12 / -1 Imminent still means VERY soon right? God Damn It Lin Wood, I need to know if I should run to the store and fill my 3rd gas can with ethenol free or not!!! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – DemsFuckKids 4 points 96 days ago +4 / -0 Ethanol free last longer? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – GlacialSpeed 3 points 96 days ago +3 / -0 Yeah and you'll get many more years off a generator or small engine using it. Ethanol gums up and degrades parts permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Jolo 3 points 96 days ago +3 / -0 Ethenol is corn. Corn degrades, even in an alcohol form, back to him when running through a fuel system. Also it's a Communist. Fuck commies. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – CgMaui 2 points 96 days ago +2 / -0 Ethanol draws water permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 96 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – BunkerHill 2 points 96 days ago +2 / -0 I haven't laughed so hard in a long while. Made my day (i.e., night). Is it just me or has this site become even funnier in the last several days? Stress compensation? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 18 ▼ – TheKingOL 18 points 96 days ago +18 / -0 My friggin arthritic fingers are falling off! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – deleted 12 points 96 days ago +12 / -0 ▲ 14 ▼ – Barack-Obama2 14 points 96 days ago +14 / -0 I feel that way when I’m giving my wife her daily handjob. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – DemsFuckKids 5 points 96 days ago +5 / -0 Ur a hero on td.w permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – theReallyRealRJ 3 points 96 days ago +3 / -0 I almost WTF’d, but then saw it was Barry. Back to late night browsing. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – infojunkie07 6 points 96 days ago +6 / -0 Thanks for making me laugh real hard. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Porkbut 3 points 96 days ago +3 / -0 Just like lennie permalink parent save report block reply
Its getting to the point if I hold the line any harder im gonna choke it out
Ok that was funny
Imminent still means VERY soon right?
God Damn It Lin Wood, I need to know if I should run to the store and fill my 3rd gas can with ethenol free or not!!!
Ethanol free last longer?
Yeah and you'll get many more years off a generator or small engine using it.
Ethanol gums up and degrades parts
Ethenol is corn. Corn degrades, even in an alcohol form, back to him when running through a fuel system. Also it's a Communist. Fuck commies.
Ethanol draws water
I haven't laughed so hard in a long while. Made my day (i.e., night). Is it just me or has this site become even funnier in the last several days? Stress compensation?
My friggin arthritic fingers are falling off!
I feel that way when I’m giving my wife her daily handjob.
Ur a hero on td.w
I almost WTF’d, but then saw it was Barry.
Back to late night browsing.
Thanks for making me laugh real hard.
Just like lennie