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dixieleeanon 0 points ago +2 / -2

LOL I'm such a fukn retard! Lastnite after being at work then doin my homeEduc duties I saw memes bout POTUS sendin tweetlike messages on EBS/iPAWS & others just on the topic of Presidential Alerts. After 30mins of this I had convinced myself that this event happened. Rather than simply checkin 2deboink or not 2deboink (cuz ain't nobody got x 4dat) I started goin thru my phone 2c wut I could have done 2 not get my GEOTUS DM. Convinced I noobd my phone into a commie somehow I frantically searched for an app, or another possible avenue 2recieve em. Sad 2 say this went on 4several hrs cuz I get super easily sidetrackd online. Eventually I gave up. Deciding I didn't deserve this ability since Id prob fuk it up somehow.

but this hasn't happened yet tho, right?