Deserves it too! I told my libtard sister in law to make a run tomorrow just in case. I already called the covid panic, if I get this one right too, she will finally have a chance of becoming red pilled!
That would be the sensible thing to do. At my work we had to call a plumber due to a seriously clogged toilet. He ended up pulling a filthy pair of underwear out with his snake. Someone thought they could flush their dirty drawers🤣🤣. 🤮🤮
While it would be ideal to shop at neither, between Walmart and Amazon, Walmart is the lesser evil. Some people with a big family literally cannot afford to not shop at any big box stores at all.
Not to mention that once you've gone away from Walmart and Scamazon, you are still buying your food from the totalitarian industrial agriculture industry. To be free, we will need to move out of the cities and grow our own food again.
That makes total sense. If only there was some solution that offered the services of Amazon from local American small businesses to consumers who wanted to support American small businesses.
Maybe a laughing matter, unless he was using it on you. If he's a grower (not a shower) things could prove more challenging than expected.
>We have the best Gorilla Dick Energy analogies, don't we? Don't we have the best Gorilla Dick Energy analogies? We have the best Gorilla Dick Energy analogies. Exuberant!
Another instance of using language for cognitive dissonance. The sooner we figure out all this stuff is a distraction and dilutes our focus the more effective we will be.
You know in authentic they put beetle jizz in your soup. In non authentic they put imitation beetle jizz in your soup with styrafoam/meat hybrid gummy meatballs
Lol, it's not as good as Campbell's original chicken noodle soup for sure, but every store around me is out of it, so Raman creamy chicken is the closest thing I could find.
My hockey playing son has to wear a face mask while on the ice now. Apparently athletes in wrestling and cheerleading do not, but hockey and dance line do. Anyway, had to go get him a special mask that does not directly cover his nose or mouth, but goes around his helmet...not sure how it would ever even keep out a virus. Not sure the logic of which athletes need one and which athletes don't. Somehow, humans have been on this planet many years without masks and for the most part, we've survived due to our immune system. Now suddenly, long term masking of healthy people? Lockdowns? Add to that the censorship...what a bizarro world. My dad died a few years ago and he would not believe this BS.
Texture is up to you. I don't think it changes anything for the worse, but I'm me, not you. You can poach it, or egg-drop, or use a hard-boiled egg. Any of these is "authentic" Asian home cooking (of highly processed food, anyway).
Immediately crack an egg directly into the steaming-hot noodles stirring quickly (the heat will cook the egg in seconds) This also has the bonus effect of cooling the noodles down a bit since most people refrigerate their eggs
Stir in flavor packet, adding a touch of water if things are getting too dry.
Sometimes we skip the egg, but 2 minutes is key to perfect ramen every time.
If the national curfew ends up being similar to the DC curfew, there isn’t time for me to get to the store after work. That will funnel more money to food and sundries deliveries and cancel out any mom and pops still struggling.
Literally if you want a good food storage that will last for 30 years and for a reasonable price go check out lds foodstorage website/warehouse. They have the best prices and they come in a 6 pack of number 10 cans. You don’t need to be a member to buy from them. Some items are sold out online but if you live close enough to a store you can set an appointment and go shop with them.
Mormons know more about food storage than any other group in the world. They have been planning for this for years lol
This dude preps. They don't have anything in stock on the web store, so hit up a brick and mortar.
If you don't know how to prepare dry beans or rice or how to make things from flour, print out recipes and procedures and put them with your food storage. Don't forget salt, vinegar, cooking fat, and sugar. Bouillon cubes are also good for that flava.
Was freaking out 2 days ago, picked up a bunch of oats, pasta, peanut butter, grits, beans, and water... I suggest yall don't stall, buy your food now cause no matter what you'll eat it eventually even if nothing happens and if you wait for the public panic it's too late to buy
Me two days ago in Aldi--entire shopping cart FILLED with canned goods and other non-perishables, the employees are so fast there that the clerk sped through it like a pro, then she and I joked at how it only came to $113 (this is including four bottles of $3 wine and some more expensive perishable groceries for right now)--if you have an Aldi, go! Most of the canned goods were around 50 cents or sometimes a little less!
Warehouse clubs great for certain things though, cheap TP aplenty. I guess it's good we already had a trial run through of this earlier in the year, I definitely stocked up on some things this time around that I forgot back in Feb/March.
Hi just saw this! I stocked up on canned vegetables--they have almost anything you want but I like corn, green beans, beets, mushrooms, things like that--all around 50 cents or so! I also got chickpeas, black beans, navy beans--it's good to have beans for protein to eat with rice. I also make hummus out of chickpeas sometimes and just need a few more ingredients. You can certainly buy bags of dry beans too, which is usually more economical, it's just more work to cook but I meant to pick some up later.
Good to get a few things of iodized salt (45 cents I believe?) and some flavoring spices to mix with for variety (rice and beans gets old). I have frozen veggies in the fridge too, but cans are good if the power goes out. Grab some jars of peanut butter, maybe other condiments if you want for mixing/dipping. I also got things like instant pudding boxes, cornbread mix, cake mix, boxed mashed potato mix, all very cheap--some require eggs but I'll try to keep some of those around or sometimes you can actually substitute by mixing a tablespoon of chia seeds with a few tablespoons of water and let it set--it works great in this one cookie recipe I have. Speaking of which, chia is very nutritious and filling if you want to grab some of that. At the house we also have healthy/organic protein powder that tastes good in smoothies or even mixed with water (if you have nothing else, and can add some chia too to that!), but I got that on sale at BJ's--I know Aldi has some options but am not sure how healthy they are, if that's a concern at all.
I also picked up a bunch of cans of tuna (good protein and fish oil, but you should get some vitamins/supplements too) as well as some condensed cans of soup which were again like 50 cents! You can mix it up and have fun with it, and like I said, provided the power doesn't go out, you can certainly stock your freezer with meats, vegetables, and some dairy. Just check the dates on different items and buy things which will expire in 2022 or 2023 (or beyond? Didn't see any of those). I like to have variety and found plenty of great deals there. Also smart to get vegetable oil, baking soda/baking powder, flour, sugar, and basics like that. I bought a ton of coffee recently, both for the coffeemaker and instant, and I picked up a massive thing of powdered creamer at BJ's wholesale club in case I run out of half and half.
Apologies if this was a bit scattered, but I hope it helps!
Buy meat and a freezer. Ramen and stuff like that, even in high quantities doesn't cost near the amount that meat does, and how much it went up in price in April-June.
OK now this is the fastest sticky I have ever seen!
That's what she said.
username checks out
Big mike the negro dyke
You're a poet and didn't know it.
But with his wordverse on point, he shows it
For the love of God, buy some washing detergent.
Please Barry, don't ever stop.
Did you talk to my ex girlfriend?
Giggitty
James Comey trembled as Michelle Obama dragged her enormous penis across his face
Lmfao!
Deserves it too! I told my libtard sister in law to make a run tomorrow just in case. I already called the covid panic, if I get this one right too, she will finally have a chance of becoming red pilled!
much face diaper
Fail, MOAR rAnen!!
Ewwww. Pepe, brother, get yourself some clean panties to cover your face with. :-)
He didn’t stock up on laundry detergent lmfao
Those are the underwear you stuff at the bottom of the laundry hamper
Should throw them away
I can see the skid marks from here.
Skid marks give it extra protection. Would you wanna cross that barrier? Yeah, didn’t think so. Rona defeated.
Disgusting yet I laughed. I hate all of you.
Oh, give us a kiss, fren, spread da rona! ;-)
That would be the sensible thing to do. At my work we had to call a plumber due to a seriously clogged toilet. He ended up pulling a filthy pair of underwear out with his snake. Someone thought they could flush their dirty drawers🤣🤣. 🤮🤮
Dude, he needed a mask.
I gave him what I had on me.
Usernames checks out
Those are probably cleaner than many of the masks people wear over and over.
is meme but good reminder
Exactly my thought
While it would be ideal to shop at neither, between Walmart and Amazon, Walmart is the lesser evil. Some people with a big family literally cannot afford to not shop at any big box stores at all.
but we also have to stop spending our money stupidly and funding our enemies where we can.
Not to mention that once you've gone away from Walmart and Scamazon, you are still buying your food from the totalitarian industrial agriculture industry. To be free, we will need to move out of the cities and grow our own food again.
The industry that has made us fat and dependent on big pharma.
We are screwed, everything is made in china.
So but seeds?
Get a farm and grow your own food
Yeah Sam Walton owns Walmart
Just like Walt Disney...
and Apple
Somehow, the stoner hippie who thought only eating fruit would cure his cancer was a smarter businessman and all around person than Tim Cook.
Pretty sure Steve Jobs didn't give two fucks about privacy
He sure as shit wasn’t a communist sympathizer tho
Walt got help from the CIA to buy his land.
Spoiled kids for ya. We all know of the Trump curse. But the Trump blessing is being wealthy but still able to have down to earth kids
Trump did a great job parenting.
Well, he's dead.
So probably a Biden voter.
I mean it's not like there's a lot of options in the bulk food department. Should he order it from Amazon instead?
That makes total sense. If only there was some solution that offered the services of Amazon from local American small businesses to consumers who wanted to support American small businesses.
It's almost like there's 80 million consumers that need products and services fulfilled in several markets.
.win shopping?
BJs or Costco?
But is Costco shutting down hosting and fellating China. Didn’t think so.
If it wasn't for this place I'd be in a straight jacket
Same. The whole world makes me feel like One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.
Are we the insane ones or are they?
Spoonbender child: "How do you this place isn't the straitjacket?"
Sam's Club is owned by Sam Walton, the owner of Wal-Mart.
He passed away many years ago
Well, it's still with his family.
Your username has been so uplifting
Stahp. My penis can only uplift so much
(It can.) WHAT WOULD HARAMBE DO?
>GORILLA DICK ENERGY!!! WE ARE NOT TIRED OF WINNING YET
Gorilla dicks are only about an inch long, probably not the best analogy but I appreciate the enthusiasm
Maybe a laughing matter, unless he was using it on you. If he's a grower (not a shower) things could prove more challenging than expected.
>We have the best Gorilla Dick Energy analogies, don't we? Don't we have the best Gorilla Dick Energy analogies? We have the best Gorilla Dick Energy analogies. Exuberant!
Who would downvote this?
I rarely laugh out loud...the pee stain and skid marks had me doing the Zack Galifianakis wheeze laugh.
No beef flavor?
Oriental is apparently so racist autocorrect doesn’t even recognize it as a word
Like “Arabic” is now considered racist. People are from the fucking Arabian peninsula, or the Orient as opposed to the Occident.
Our society might be terminally ill.
No shit, huh? Look what they did to "amen".
did those asses go after the jews again?
Another instance of using language for cognitive dissonance. The sooner we figure out all this stuff is a distraction and dilutes our focus the more effective we will be.
Arabic is also a fucking language. One of the most widely spoken in the world.
For some reason they don't carry it everywhere and when they do it frequently goes out of stock. Annoying.
Haha!!! You gotta use it then.
Best is spicy chicken anyways
Fermented Glycine max now with 100% more xenoestrogenic compounds
Best flavor is chili flavor.
Chili flavor is in top 4. It's a little spicy on the mouth also !
It'll definitely clear the nostrils.
LMAYO
There's 3 checkmarks......
3 skidmarks
Bingo!
Creamy chicken or GTFO
I got them all excited to try a new chicken roman. Not a fan. Chicken ramons still best ramons.
Shrimp flavor or gtfo ... :D
Oriental’s my fave 😆
Facts. Even though they went full SJW and changed it to Soy Sauce Flavor
Haven't eaten any in years, but that used to be my fave as well.
I'd boil up two of 'em for myself. Turns out that is 132% of the RDA for sodium. Lord.
Same here. That was a staple of my diet back when I was young and poor.
Isn't that just shrimp with a fancier package?
Nah. It's a meatless option.
RACIST!
Real Japanese ramen is where its at. Better than pho
Good pho is unreal, but most pho isn't good pho.
pho sucks. everything else on the menu is good.
You know in authentic they put beetle jizz in your soup. In non authentic they put imitation beetle jizz in your soup with styrafoam/meat hybrid gummy meatballs
What the F is wrong with vietnam
Lime chili shrimp 🤤
Pork, chicken and creamy chicken are my favorites!
Ewwww creamy chicken
Lol, it's not as good as Campbell's original chicken noodle soup for sure, but every store around me is out of it, so Raman creamy chicken is the closest thing I could find.
Sad place to live. Must be a lot of sick people who were buying it up
Yeah, ever since the China virus hit, chicken noodle soup flies off the shelves as soon as it arrives, it seems.
Everything campbells sucks to me now
Roasted chicken.
Aww poor little retarded pepe thinks costco is sam's club 😂
The prescriptions sign gave it away.
The shit stain... TOP KEK.
This is the kind of small detail that separates art from art
Hanging in the bathroom vs living room.
My hockey playing son has to wear a face mask while on the ice now. Apparently athletes in wrestling and cheerleading do not, but hockey and dance line do. Anyway, had to go get him a special mask that does not directly cover his nose or mouth, but goes around his helmet...not sure how it would ever even keep out a virus. Not sure the logic of which athletes need one and which athletes don't. Somehow, humans have been on this planet many years without masks and for the most part, we've survived due to our immune system. Now suddenly, long term masking of healthy people? Lockdowns? Add to that the censorship...what a bizarro world. My dad died a few years ago and he would not believe this BS.
As a wrestler, the only mask I'll ever wear in the ring is a lucha libre one.
Covers everything but your nose and mouth. Fuck yeah.
Well yeah cause when yer rasslin' you need to like...breathe!
While you do anything you need to breath.
You can get lucha masks that cover your face 100%.
lol!
It's not about keeping you safe from the flu, it's about maintaining the image that there's an emergency to keep the hysteria going.
What Virus
I'm still alive and I don't believe it.
Please tell me this is a joke.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/861112090/holiday-eating-drinking-mask-1-free?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_all&utm_custom1=k_dc1e2aaf802515b354b975550fdcfe88_k&utm_content=bing_319339186_1310617986645934_81913644654434_pla-4585513245482005:pla-4585513245482005_c__861112090&utm_custom2=319339186
Should order these and wear them to the store ‘open’
Lol
100%
And control, it will get worse and worse as idiots accept it. Been trying to warn everyone I know from the beginning of this, they dont believe me.
Oh my god
Idiocracy
Welcome to Costco. I love you
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Do yourself a favor and get maruchan.
Sapporo is the best ramen, although somewhat harder to find and in those quantities.
Bugeie fucker goes full kraft mac and cheese, not that Great Value shit.
Plastic cutlery instead of hands
Hahaha. Yeah he thowing money around like its nothing!
I’ll have to try them.
Nongshim is the best. Can eat it raw too. So good.
No, get Korean or taiwanese instant noodles
Yep, Nongshim FTW.
more like, do yourself a flavor
We don't all have your expendable income...
sams club is walmart. we dont do that here. wakanda hands
Some families unfortunately can’t afford NOT to shop at a big box store.
Or none are around other than sams/Walmart/ Costco (cucked) etc
Unfortunately this. All I can say is buy American if at all possible.
A word of advice, put an egg into the ramen while it’s cooking. You can thank me later :)
I've heard this before, but haven't tried it. Is the texture of the egg with the ramen weird at all?
Yeah you gotta close your eyes before you take a bite tho. It doesn’t taste as good if you look at it.
Texture is up to you. I don't think it changes anything for the worse, but I'm me, not you. You can poach it, or egg-drop, or use a hard-boiled egg. Any of these is "authentic" Asian home cooking (of highly processed food, anyway).
scramble the egg first, then pour it in while you stir the ramen... kinda like egg drop soup
And then strain it with your mask
With a bit of soy sauce or sesame seed oil it is damn good
Soy sauce, crunchy peanut butter and Sriracha. You're welcome.
Spicy tan tan ramen, my favorite.
Wait this sounds good.
Like do you just mix it all together or what?
Sorry for the delay fren, yes. Mix it together and it's a make shift Thai dish.
Alternate variation we do:
Sometimes we skip the egg, but 2 minutes is key to perfect ramen every time.
Kid cooking with little bruh
Can’t do no shopping if there’s a national curfew 😑
how does that make sense
If the national curfew ends up being similar to the DC curfew, there isn’t time for me to get to the store after work. That will funnel more money to food and sundries deliveries and cancel out any mom and pops still struggling.
But bruh that pic is Costco.
Oh ffs .. it's a meme.
Autist fags gotta find a fault .....
Came here to point this out.
Could’ve used clean underwear!
The skidmarks help filter out the corona.
I’ll take corona please
Good news you survived (you already had it, it was that one day a few months ago when your throat felt kind of weird)
Looks like a Costco
Generator and diesel for the freezer?
Natural gas lasts longer but is more expensive. If you're in a sunny location, it might be easier to get solar panels.
Care to share any tips? Particularly interested in best ideas for travel should we need to leave our home if things get really bad.
Mormon stores my dude
Literally if you want a good food storage that will last for 30 years and for a reasonable price go check out lds foodstorage website/warehouse. They have the best prices and they come in a 6 pack of number 10 cans. You don’t need to be a member to buy from them. Some items are sold out online but if you live close enough to a store you can set an appointment and go shop with them. Mormons know more about food storage than any other group in the world. They have been planning for this for years lol
This dude preps. They don't have anything in stock on the web store, so hit up a brick and mortar.
If you don't know how to prepare dry beans or rice or how to make things from flour, print out recipes and procedures and put them with your food storage. Don't forget salt, vinegar, cooking fat, and sugar. Bouillon cubes are also good for that flava.
I went all-in on dehydrated food packs. The problem with the canned food storage is the sheer volume they take up.
Was freaking out 2 days ago, picked up a bunch of oats, pasta, peanut butter, grits, beans, and water... I suggest yall don't stall, buy your food now cause no matter what you'll eat it eventually even if nothing happens and if you wait for the public panic it's too late to buy
Me two days ago in Aldi--entire shopping cart FILLED with canned goods and other non-perishables, the employees are so fast there that the clerk sped through it like a pro, then she and I joked at how it only came to $113 (this is including four bottles of $3 wine and some more expensive perishable groceries for right now)--if you have an Aldi, go! Most of the canned goods were around 50 cents or sometimes a little less!
Warehouse clubs great for certain things though, cheap TP aplenty. I guess it's good we already had a trial run through of this earlier in the year, I definitely stocked up on some things this time around that I forgot back in Feb/March.
What’s good to buy? Can you recommend some things? I got an Aldi
Hi just saw this! I stocked up on canned vegetables--they have almost anything you want but I like corn, green beans, beets, mushrooms, things like that--all around 50 cents or so! I also got chickpeas, black beans, navy beans--it's good to have beans for protein to eat with rice. I also make hummus out of chickpeas sometimes and just need a few more ingredients. You can certainly buy bags of dry beans too, which is usually more economical, it's just more work to cook but I meant to pick some up later.
Good to get a few things of iodized salt (45 cents I believe?) and some flavoring spices to mix with for variety (rice and beans gets old). I have frozen veggies in the fridge too, but cans are good if the power goes out. Grab some jars of peanut butter, maybe other condiments if you want for mixing/dipping. I also got things like instant pudding boxes, cornbread mix, cake mix, boxed mashed potato mix, all very cheap--some require eggs but I'll try to keep some of those around or sometimes you can actually substitute by mixing a tablespoon of chia seeds with a few tablespoons of water and let it set--it works great in this one cookie recipe I have. Speaking of which, chia is very nutritious and filling if you want to grab some of that. At the house we also have healthy/organic protein powder that tastes good in smoothies or even mixed with water (if you have nothing else, and can add some chia too to that!), but I got that on sale at BJ's--I know Aldi has some options but am not sure how healthy they are, if that's a concern at all.
I also picked up a bunch of cans of tuna (good protein and fish oil, but you should get some vitamins/supplements too) as well as some condensed cans of soup which were again like 50 cents! You can mix it up and have fun with it, and like I said, provided the power doesn't go out, you can certainly stock your freezer with meats, vegetables, and some dairy. Just check the dates on different items and buy things which will expire in 2022 or 2023 (or beyond? Didn't see any of those). I like to have variety and found plenty of great deals there. Also smart to get vegetable oil, baking soda/baking powder, flour, sugar, and basics like that. I bought a ton of coffee recently, both for the coffeemaker and instant, and I picked up a massive thing of powdered creamer at BJ's wholesale club in case I run out of half and half.
Apologies if this was a bit scattered, but I hope it helps!
My Aldi still has limits to 2 cans per product (2 kidney beans, 2 tomatoes, etc.) because of the 'rona. How did you get so lucky?
Pepe's been in the Goya section hasn't he
lol Love the mask.
Luv this meme!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this! Face diaper perfection!
Lol. Wow, that shart Mark
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
Maybe grab some clean underwear too, while you're there.
Love that face diaper. Gotta little poop stain there though lol
Sam's Club is owned and operated by Walmart. Don't shop at either if you can avoid it.
sams club is part of walmart...
which canceled its domestic business in favor of china when biden got certified.
The skid marks means it's working.
I am so disturbed by this pepe :\
I laughed so hard. Well done my frens 🍻
Don't forget the Tartar sauce....
need some beans fam!
But SAM's is WaLMART!
The dark mark on that underwear looks suspicious
Buy meat and a freezer. Ramen and stuff like that, even in high quantities doesn't cost near the amount that meat does, and how much it went up in price in April-June.
Bruh they turn off the electricity. Your meat will ruin. Buy things like peanut butter. Non-parioshable items.
Buy a generator.
I prefer a hot and spicy beef
You're late to the party. But yeah, I would.
I love instant ramen but I can't eat it anymore. You shouldn't eat it either. There enough sodium in it to kill a horse.
It really is deadly. Way too much salt and soy.
I stock up on healthy grains. Buckwheat and quinoa especially.
Those cook almost as fast as the retard noodles, without the chemicals that make you have a stroke at 35.
Good think you're not a horse.
This is a Costco??
Same
Go to Costco if u can. Sam's club is apart of Walmart.
Costco is far more left wing than Walmart, plus they started this whole mask bullshit.
try and find a restaurant supply store if you can. they tend to sell bulk at a reasonable price, and also maintain that no politics business strategy
They didn’t start it, they just jumped on the train early
Damn it. Thanks pede.
Well WalMart started it on July 20th and I believe Costco soon followed...
Good one.. Costco started May 4th. I remembered because I canceled my membership because of it.
This is hilarious
OMFG, that's so terrible and great at the same time.