I haven't given up, but some humor would really help boost my mood right now. Please enjoy the following jokes (some new, some adapted). Add your own in the comment section!

Have you heard about McDonald's new AOC Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Bedbugs appeared in the Democrat National Committee headquarters. AOC, junior congresswoman and de facto head of the party, summoned an expert to get rid of them.

The expert said, "There's only one proven way to get rid of bedbugs: Socialism."

AOC was befuddled by his answer. "Socialism?"

"Yes," said the expert, "If you turn them into Socialists, half of them will flee and the rest will starve to death."

**What's the difference between a RINO and a jellyfish? ** One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

Chucky Schumer woke up in the hospital after surgery. He asked the nurse, "Why are all the blinds drawn in here?" The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street and we didn't want you to think the operation had been a failure."

Why did it take The Squad so long to screw in a light bulb?

Ilhan Omar was too busy screwing her brother and the State of Minnesota.

Tlaib ignored the darkness and instead tweeted that Donald Trump orchestrated the light bulb's demise and should be impeached.

Ayana Pressley couldn't grip the bulb hard enough because she just doesn't make an impression -- on anyone.

AOC couldn't understand why she couldn't screw the light bulb into the garbage disposal.

Then they all stopped trying so they could screw America instead.

World War II had the USO. We Have TheDonald.win to boost our spirits!