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BREAKING: the DEEP STATE just ripped up Donald's passwords for Metroid! He'll have to start in Brinstar with 30 ENERGY and NO BOMBS! 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡
posted ago by jigglyp33n ago by jigglyp33n +20 / -1

Justin Bailey Dr. President. Justin Bailey.

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– Lancerprime2 2 points ago +2 / -0

He can beat mother brain without the varia suit!

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– jigglyp33n [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wtf that's impossible

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– swutalk 2 points ago +2 / -0

have no idea what that means

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– jigglyp33n [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It means he's gotta get the high jump boots all over again

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– KoalaTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you never owned a NES and had Metroid, it will be lost on you.

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