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posted ago by MakeMyCoffeeLiberal ago by MakeMyCoffeeLiberal +5949 / -2

Get rid of all your accounts. Shop only at local small businesses. Get rid of this poison in your life. Meet people in person. Join community groups and church/synagogue groups.

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Infectedblood 19 points ago +19 / -0

Don't you know that COVID is rampant in small businesses? It's afraid to enter Costcos, WalMarts, etc.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 18 points ago +18 / -0

Luckily some state governors have informed us what counts as "essential food". The corona WILL target things like small bags of peanuts or chips, but if you have a sandwich and you duck low to seating level, you'll be safe. Phew.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 5 points ago +5 / -0

COVID-1984 also hates seeds and gardening tools. No self sufficiency for you.

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AnointedVisions 13 points ago +14 / -1

And it doesn't come out after 10pm

What an odd virus