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DebbieinDallas 88 points ago +88 / -0

I We actually did this as kids LOL

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Iteachfuckingscience 29 points ago +30 / -1

Open communication cannot stand

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does this need its own post?

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D0NNIE_DARK0 2 points ago +2 / -0

To talk about the wall. Erm 🤔

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TheTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shouldn’t he be spending his time rolling out the Insurrection Act and stopping this blatant coup?? So much for these “mass arrests of the deep state” Q claimed were going to occur. I’ve been telling Q’oomers for years that Q was disinfo but sadly, even after his predictions fail to come to pass, they will still not accept that they’ve been duped by a disinformation campaign designed to misdirect and lull them into complacency

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Jaqen 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol, you are going to fit in nicely here.

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

Call the FBI, NSA, CIA, and KGB. These madmen must be stopped!!!!

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have hereby been arrested retroactively. That's 150 years in the isocubes, and another 25 for not turning yourself in before it was law.

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Iteachfuckingscience 14 points ago +15 / -1

CUPS CUPS CUPS CUPS!!!!

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jpower 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh shoot, the string looks like a noose, call in reinforcementtttttt

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TruthWillOut 2 points ago +2 / -0

😅😂🤣😅😂🤣

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Gyrfalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Back in the olden days, it was tin cans and string.

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jpower 2 points ago +2 / -0

What door?? We're all open minded here?

Oh right, FBI doesn't value that stuff

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liberalfetchmycoffee 3 points ago +9 / -6

Shit like this gets stickied while an authoritarian govt rolls over its citizens.

Memes and sarcasm will serve everyone well in internment camps.

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learntocode 9 points ago +9 / -0

They really do though. Humor is a medicine.

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DaraLara 3 points ago +3 / -0

How we got through the war, matey. Watch Hogans Heros sometimes. Bit of a stretch, but you'll get it. Chin up and all that, wot wot!

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Gyrfalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know noottthhhhing!

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same! It was fun, too!

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SirReginald 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember in the Beverley Hillbillies when Jethro put in a phon in his car, attached to a massive spool of phone cord?

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL must have missed that one🤣. I hope Trump makes TV great again

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SirReginald 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you know the "one of them" who cancelled it. Did it out of vindictiveness. The show was still getting a large audience.

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DingoDrankMyBeer 36 points ago +36 / -0

To compensate Trump supporters, we offer free cosmetic surgery.

Get a Lip Stiching or a Tongue Amputation and get absolutely free 10000 yuan and a Blue Check mark.

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Iteachfuckingscience 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hooray, democracy!

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DaraLara 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously! Check your dentist's affiliation. The Commie- Dems are that partisan, that unprofessional and that filled with hate. They just destroy destroy destroy.

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ColdBrewCovfefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

The past 24 hours have been great on this site.

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suejeanne 5 points ago +5 / -0

yes - it is wonderful

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D0NNIE_DARK0 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don’t care. Kissinger was wishing for blue hats to come and seize major cities decades ago. They have a plan.

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F_reddit 23 points ago +23 / -0

Everyone knows paper cups are an inferior product. Get plastic cups!

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SyNiKaLiTy 22 points ago +22 / -0

OOOOH buying plastic is racist/sexist/homphobic, and a true mark of a nAzI like Drumpf and his supporters. - the Left, probably.

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F_reddit 10 points ago +10 / -0

Only if the cups are red. But, I would buy blue plastics cups in case.

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Hanging_Chad 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'd buy clear, for transparency. For private conversations, I'd switch to an athletic cup

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The_Diesel53 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck that. I want Styrofoam. That shit takes like 30,000 years to biodegrade. Take that Earth!

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

... so you're saying it's biodegradable?

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The_Diesel53 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, not really. It never really biodegrades. If it's something like 30,000 years, it's not considered biodegradable, and I just killed any chance of this being funny by explaining it.

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rbnhd76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost every single bit of anything we have or ever had came from this earth. It's not like like we drove by on our spaceship and emptied the shitter. People kill me man lol I'm sure we can figure out something to do with it before 300k years

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DaraLara 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you saying they're degenerate? ACLU calling...

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Iteachfuckingscience 9 points ago +9 / -0

CNN: “How cups are problematic for women and minorities”

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DaraLara 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's genderest. You must be binary! ;)

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MudDog 13 points ago +13 / -0

But the dolphins!

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F_reddit 12 points ago +12 / -0

Chicken of the sea?

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DingoDrankMyBeer 9 points ago +9 / -0

I like Dolphins but I still LOL. +1

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The_Diesel53 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like Dolphins too. Them's good eatin'!

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BecMonTchew 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eating dolphins and whales at least once are part of my life’s goals. I guess I need to visit Japan while airplanes are still allowed for us plebs.

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The_Diesel53 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wanna eat a Spotted Owl. I want to eat as many endangered species as I can.

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Rooks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Buy Straws. LOTS of straws.

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DaraLara 3 points ago +3 / -0

Message from Greta: "How dare you!"

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MAGA_Party 20 points ago +20 / -0

And quarantine in your treehouse!

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Vivere_Pericoloso 7 points ago +7 / -0

you should be wearing a mask while in the shower..

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Iteachfuckingscience 3 points ago +4 / -1

Especially when looking at Playboy

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Toughsky_Shitsky 1 point ago +2 / -1

Full body suit required when reading Hustler or High Society.

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DaraLara 1 point ago +1 / -0

Genderist! Mike has some body building mags - for equality dontcha know...

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maganz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Do not label this Shit Post. This shit is for real y'all.

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Darwyn 13 points ago +13 / -0

When I was a kid my dad setup two old phone sets with a 9 volt battery and some cat one telephone cable going between our tree-house and the house. So I missed out on the cool cup and string phase. Then again he also made us an automatic BB-gun out of a daisy red rider and a car windshield wiper motor with 12 volt batteries. so maybe I'm weird.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 9 points ago +10 / -1

Good dad.

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TownHallBall 3 points ago +4 / -1

You're from the South, right?

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Darwyn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Born and bred GA boy. Dad is the same. Spent a lot of time on the family farm as a kid. I was shooting a 22 by the time I was 10. Snakes mostly. Dad's gun safety lesson... he had .306 tracers from NatGuard. He shot one at the ground in a shallow angle. I swear it bounced hit a tree and bounced 90 degrees to the side hit another tree and bounced again coming almost right back at us. It fell short and wasn't going to hit us, but me and my brother got the message. Bullets can go anywhere once they leave the barrel. Pay attention to your backdrop, guns are always loaded, etc etc etc.

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AngryCanary 11 points ago +11 / -0

Memes are great, but it would be great if we could eventually use stickies to also inform and prepare people to deal with the censorship before we're all in gulags.

We all know what the problem is. Unless the plan is to lose miserably in comedic fashion, then we need to actually start doing something about the problems we laugh about.

https://thedonald.win/p/11RhYNBURN/x/c/

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JudicialDredd 5 points ago +5 / -0

I agre...[Deleted]

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Boilingsnowflakes4u 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’m depressed that these dark communist jokes are even relevant right now..

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ChrisSuperDude 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sometimes, you have to have a laugh to stop yourself from crying.

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donjongun 9 points ago +9 / -0

jUsT mAkE yOuR oWn StRiNg AnD cUp CoMpAnY

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donjongun 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'd just ban us in the entire textile industry lol

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NYpatrol123 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ordered CB radio and Baofang Hand Held Ham radio today 🇺🇸

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Toe30330 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bought one a couple months back. uv-5r something like that... i had to watch a couple videos on how to use it but it is sweet.

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Chick-Fil-A 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just wait until I start my dank meme mailing list. It's snail mail so if anyone interferes with delivery is a federal crime.

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DaraLara 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do you enforce it. the Postal Workers Union endorsed Sanders, delayed delivery of Inauguration invites. If you're on "the list" they will interfere with your mail - at least in the more corrupted domains of the East. Additionally, hte ballot business appears to have seriously impacted on Christmas mail delivery.

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rbnhd76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Subscribe

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chicagotrauma 7 points ago +7 / -0

At least you could still get the wax. It made for crisp transmission, less dropped calls

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TheSkip61 7 points ago +7 / -0

Glad I switched from catcher to shortstop !

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

The ball can still take an unfortunate bounce

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Toughsky_Shitsky 5 points ago +7 / -2

On my way to Hobby Lobby .. Based store not gonna bend the knee.

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Vivere_Pericoloso 4 points ago +4 / -0

don't forget pigeons too..

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SoldierofKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it was foolish of parler to rely on Amazon hosting..what were you thinking? They have a good platform by seriously? Why don't you invite a pedophile to be a scoutmaster? Didn't they see what they did to gab? Gab got wise. They built their own server farm. Now watch them grow that into a side business. I just got rid of every piece of silicon valley tech. I'm rooting my phone and uninstalling all Google programs. Facebook I deleted. I'm boycotting YouTube. I got Telegram. I'm all in. Freedom or bust

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RonPaul888 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK! I needed this thanks pede!

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Beaker999 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this place!

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BobbyLee 2 points ago +2 / -0

need to use fiber!

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Fecal_Fetus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Y'all are killing me with these 😂🤣😂

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bluewhiteandred 2 points ago +2 / -0

got a loicense for those cups n strings?

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had the picture ready to go for that.

It was the higher technology version.

Two metal cans with string.

The Silicon Valley psychos hate both. The environmentalists, do they cry more about the metal can communication device or the paper cup phone system?

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notmydirtyalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just buy a printer and start posting up redpills on lamp posts, bathroom stalls, public message boards and under windshield wipers in your local area.

'Nooooo you can't use twitter to spread information about election fraud"

"haha printer go brrrrrrrrrt"

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Virginia_Dare 2 points ago +2 / -0

And knives. Don't forget the knives!

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MAGAA2020isback 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're calling for violence!

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Tellman125 2 points ago +2 / -0

SNIP THE LINES OF COMMUNICATION!!!!!!!

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clrdark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or: Trump supporters ordered to have fingers stapled to tongues to prevent speaking, writing or typing and to have butt plugs in ears at all times.

Usual fines for disobedience apply. $25,000 and/or 25 years federal.

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Blackrainpatriot1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://youtu.be/8ithgUloNR8 Guys this video is circling the globe. We know it's bullshit. We need to get ahead of this narrative. Drop as much peaceful proof of Jan 6th as possible everywhere.

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Toughsky_Shitsky -1 points ago +1 / -2

Not clicking that, rigga.

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Blackrainpatriot1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel ya. But its not bullshit. Just tryin to get the word out. Theres pushing staged videos of the capital building entry and its people are gunna believe this shit.

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DaraLara 1 point ago +1 / -0

"where's the blood" (As*hli)

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Marshall2 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is funny and probably true.

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NotMyGovernor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trying to make fun of being banned

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utfanx2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shoestrings were already considered unregistered machine guns.

https://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2010/01/25/shoestring-machine-gun/

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bnolsen 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know there's nothing wrong with throwing away this bullshit nasty technology of html/js/css and replacing it with something else. You replace the whole http foundation of the internet with something that's modernized and we flip the reset switch. The old html/js/css mess is full of cruft and crap which makes it extremely difficult to write any sort of browser engine which is why we see only 2 engines out there: one by google and one by mozilla, both companies very deplorable.

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EvanGRogers 1 point ago +1 / -0

This post offended 3 glowies

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DaraLara 1 point ago +1 / -0

Given the hokey incompetence of some of their "stagings," I wouldn't put this past them!

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Smooth_Kahuna 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dispoooooted!!

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savman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pure Genius

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BetsyRossRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

100,000,000 turtles KILLED

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d3plor4ble 1 point ago +2 / -1

I STILL GOT COFFEE CANS. RIDE THE SNAKE TO THE LAKE THE ANCIENT LAKE

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njb425 1 point ago +1 / -0

the one with the soup cans saying campbells is silencing conservatives is better

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Gyrfalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

But pocahontas understands...

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NeilPatrickCarrot 1 point ago +1 / -0

oi! you got a license for them cups?

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conservativefrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just drove past where police were cutting a web of string that was running above the streets. This is real.

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RedPillLegendMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

They def fear us organizing. I bet when they heard people were inside the Capitol building they were scrambling for their little pussy worthless lives scared as FUCK of coming face to face with Patriots