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PerDiem 60 points ago +60 / -0

Yeah, I thought Nancy was on the loose too...

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Tacotonny23 37 points ago +37 / -0

They didn't say 99 year old 13 lb skeleton witch

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Trump_is_GEOTUS 9 points ago +9 / -0

Last seen with a bottle of wine and a fresh weave.

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Mr-J 6 points ago +6 / -0

You mean Demon Mummy

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RoccoNC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuckin gold

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rusty_spittoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

No matter how many upvotes this gets, will still be underrated, have a dongold coin🥇

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MR_ROBOT1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump will be voted in to replace Pelosi after she dies.

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HughJenethalls 1 point ago +1 / -0

If it were Nancy they would just follow the dripping Botox trail....

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lordvon 4 points ago +4 / -0

inb4 sideways slow walking

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BrokenBleu 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is that Link as your background?

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bwritter [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes. Artist: Ayumi. Hard to find the original copy, so I've uploaded the highest quality I can to imgur for you. https://i.imgur.com/BwiCrRG.jpg

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BrokenBleu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, love Link.

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happyfeetmah 7 points ago +7 / -0

The police allowed protestors inside without a fight https://www.bitchute.com/video/9Oxtn4TBBtyx/

Video Emerges Of Men INSIDE Capitol Handing Antifa Bats to Use!!! https://www.bitchute.com/video/6ULOvjJgnWXU/

Please share.

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IamDEMONetIZED 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope they find her but I can see why the headline freaked you out!

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CoVfefe-19 4 points ago +4 / -0

The universe has a sense of humor.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 1 point ago +1 / -0

No better comedian than the almighty creator lemme tell ya

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even after reading thread title I still pooped my pants when I saw the alert title.

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Latina_4_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would have crapped myself too. XD Totally unrelated, but nice Breath of the Wild 2 background - can't fucking wait for that game but we need to save America first

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bwritter [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same here. Someone else asked about it in a comment below, and I linked to the image if you want it for your phone bg.

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LostViking1985 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're semi-doxing yourself, I know what town you live in now.

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ifififififokiedokie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait is that nancy?

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Markco 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don’t tell you her race, hair color, etc. this description is pathetic.

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josiborg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Silver Alert

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giggitybooped 1 point ago +1 / -0

Had one the other day too. Same thing, was shaking a nugget outta the pant leg. Turned out to be an Amber alert.

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BrewSwillis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nancy's drunk again?

There'd probably be an alert if she actually wasn't drunk.

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HenkZeilstra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be careful, this might be an “enemy of the state” having a lot of information who escaped custody if corrupt LE, you never know as they don’t focus on actual fraud, murder or anything that does not benefit the political class

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ronaldcamillo123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Half way down the stairs before you could even read it. Damn.

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Sisenik 1 point ago +1 / -0

It happens to the best of us.

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Fecal_Fetus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn 57 with early onset dimensia, that sucks.. that's my mom's age

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Immysteryman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude isn’t she like 80?

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TheBeardsman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got one of those a day or two ago. Fastest excitement spike and crash of my life.

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AZTrumpette1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

The government has me so fucked up that I would not be calling if I found that lady. I am not hunting down your suspects for you.

Could be a legit alert and the lady really does have early onset dementia but I just cant trust them

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AdamSmith1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

HOLY FUCK! NANCY?!

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Nancypelosisoldliver 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet grandma crochets a mad bernie. We gotta find her fast man

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NaturalOrder -1 points ago +1 / -2

🤣🤣

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CollinsvilleJunkie2 -1 points ago +1 / -2

LMAO 🤣🤣