Wasn't life better before all of this shit anyway? They sap our time and energy and offer nothing of value in return. They're not fun. They don't help us to grow as people. We're nothing but ad revenue to them. And as far as I'm concerned, conservatives who centralize all of their shit on those sites are sellouts. DON'T FUND YOUR OWN SLAVERY.

The internet was a lot more exciting and fun when you had to look around a bit more, discover new sites, new browsers and apps, etc. It might not feel so great to nuke this entire part of your life, but in doing so you'll make the internet fresh and new again.