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posted ago by TownesVanCamp ago by TownesVanCamp +137 / -1

Where in the hell is my 9pm Trump speech, blackout, and emergency alert message?

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Honk4Trump 29 points ago +29 / -0

I have a policy now that everything is a larp - until it’s not. That way I don’t get my hopes up and I’m pleasantly surprised if it does happen. I’m patiently waiting to see if the best president ever can pull this off.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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DonjuantheDon 15 points ago +15 / -0

well the first one was fake news, the other 2 are from his team so buckle up

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BTFO 7 points ago +7 / -0

Blackouts and emergency messages from his team? Which people on his team?

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jpower 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes I didn't see this from his team? which members?

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Steakmaster 8 points ago +8 / -0

Funnily it's a red pill that gets pedes hard, not a blue one

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_Donald-Trump_ 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump speeches have been promised every day. Don’t believe them. We won’t be hearing from potus until emergency alert system is activated. As for the blackout, some people are saying within the next 24 hours. Seems fairly reasonable. Maybe in the middle of the night tonight.

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Insignificant 7 points ago +7 / -0

Also arrests, the best year ever, and a fully-built border wall.

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Renold -1 points ago +1 / -2

Ha! A fully built wall. Nicely played.

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Insignificant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Devil's in the details they say

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TheJake 7 points ago +7 / -0

Blackout in Vatican, Pakistan, and Paris...do those count?

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TownesVanCamp [S] 5 points ago +9 / -4

The Paki's lose power all the time. Hardly significant, Paris has a couple of dark spots but if you pool all the major cities of the world together i would expect something like that is extremely common. The only one I cant dismiss is Vatican City. Maybe someone crashed a vespa into a pole outside the wall and blew a transformer.

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BritGroyper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Paris too? I hadn't heard that.

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jpower 1 point ago +1 / -0

The pope likes it dark sometimes..... I dunno ask his "staff"

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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scottyguy401 6 points ago +6 / -0

You didn't get yours?

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Daddy_Knows_Best 4 points ago +4 / -0

A lot of the larp posts are just the ramblings of hopium-addicted patriots who just got in too deep. I get it. I use hopium here and there. I like it. You just have to recognize it for what it is.

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TownesVanCamp [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

We agree all the way around. The hopium is way better than the gut punch

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SaltyCajun 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's happening, it's happening, it's happening,It's happening, it's happening, it's happening,It's happening, it's happening, it's happening,It's happening, it's happening, it's happening,It's happening, it's happening, it's happening,

Ok I am waiting

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Renold -1 points ago +2 / -3

What, a seizure? ;-)

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SaltyCajun 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's happening, it's happening, it's happening,It's happening, it's happening, it's happening,It's happening, it's happening, it's happening,It's happening, it's happening, it's happening,It's happening, it's happening, it's happening,

Ok I am waiting

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Elric 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tik tok. Even Trump does that way too much.

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CyrusKingOfAnshan 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's like a bullshit smokescreen

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TownesVanCamp [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh I know. I was making a joke of it.

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slickfiddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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Bongshapiro 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think certain people drink a lotta bourbon.

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TownesVanCamp [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess I am a certain people.

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Throwaway9001 1 point ago +5 / -4

We can all lay to rest Lin Wood's grifter ass down now.

Forget about that clown. Reminder he stole a portion of the funding for RIttenhouse for himself. He also thinks himself Jesus.

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Jcholl9 1 point ago +1 / -0

My bet it was going to happen but the time table got moved around...

Will see what happens.

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McShameful 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have stopped listening to conspiracy nonsense. If anything is really important we'll know.

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conservativefrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blackout why? For what? What are you talking about?

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Honestus 0 points ago +3 / -3

If you're believing larps still drink more coffee and wake the fuck up

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jpower 1 point ago +1 / -0

and then do what... doom away? Or close to

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TH750 0 points ago +2 / -2

stop believing everything you read and do your own research maybe?

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TownesVanCamp [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

You think i believe that shit?

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outlaw -1 points ago +2 / -3

Sounds like you got "Q-ed".

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TownesVanCamp [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is a very tongue in cheek post