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posted ago by wolfsettler ago by wolfsettler +470 / -0

No warrant? No entry! Wanna talk? Talk to your partner out there. Take you in for questioning? I want a lawyer. Question you on anything? I know NOTHING, I seeeee nothhiiiing!

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IamDEMONetIZED 37 points ago +37 / -0

NEVER step outside your home if they ask you to.- If arrest warrant and no SEARCH warrant, they may not be able to arrest you until you step out.

NEVER talk to cops. If they ASK you to speak without an arrest, that means they don't have enough to arrest you. DON'T GIVE THEM ENOUGH. SHUT-UP!!! "Sorry, I don't do interviews. Good-bye." If they do arrest you, SAY NOTHING. 80% of convictions are on people who talk, trying to get out of the situation.

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IamDEMONetIZED 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yup. Saw it long ago.

The Undersized Lobster part was hilarious ( "doesn't matter if you killed it in self defense" )

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BakedBlunts 13 points ago +13 / -0

Never talk without a lawyer. Especially with the feds.

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IamDEMONetIZED 12 points ago +12 / -0

Never talk without a lawyer. Especially with the feds.

A good lawyer would tell you not to talk. Especially with the feds. lol

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BakedBlunts 5 points ago +5 / -0

LoL you right

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Fenuuk 10 points ago +10 / -0

ask for a interpreter for sign language aswell it costs them more money and they have to do it

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wolfsettler [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but then that justifies the raises they get and employing more useless crap through your tax dollars.

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Fenuuk 2 points ago +2 / -0

im paying as little tax as possible im in da sticks

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Ichabod 7 points ago +7 / -0

Use your cameras and don't open the door. If they claim to have a warrant have your lawyer standing by. Make sure everyone in the house is aware of the rules.

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FullAutoFlintlock 7 points ago +8 / -1

Never talk to police.

Don't listen to OP and his idea about making snide comments, guys like this end up pissing themselves.

In America law enforcement doesn't beat Trump supports to start, yet. So, say NOTHING.

ANYTHING you say will make their jobs easier, and you know their only job is to frame you. Not "Justice"

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=dont+talk+to+the+police&atb=v91-1&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dd-7o9xYp7eE

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Mintap 6 points ago +6 / -0

"No thank you. Have a nice day."

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MikesBigJockstrap 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Are you those two faggots from Craigslist stopping by for a threesome?"

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josiborg 6 points ago +6 / -0

"I do not answer questions"

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theoldgrinch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hear nothing

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wolfsettler [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

They'll look for any reason to make their job easier even if it's murder.

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Jon888 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well don't necessarily say you know nothing, they might ask you questions they have evidence of you knowing, either use your right to remain silent or say can't recall.

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wolfsettler [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's a reference to a TV show. Sgt. Schultz. Sorry if I'm sounding a bit dated.

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Daddy_Knows_Best 4 points ago +4 / -0

I never was a huge supporter of LE- don’t trust em and they enforce commie laws. But I let the whole blue line stuff slide out of respect for the pres.

Thankfully I usually saw nothing, know nothing, and have nothing to say.

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russiah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are we in fucking Nazi germany right now?!

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phocas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never talk to the fbi without a lawyer. Don't end up like gen flynn, there is no one left to pardon you.

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wolfsettler [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've had cops at my door, my car window and even around where I live. I tell em to fuck off just like I'm telling you to fuck off.

But yeah you shouldn't talk to them, that's what the lawyer is for.

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AnointedVisions 3 points ago +3 / -0

Insist on only talking about your penis or your butthole

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God_Emperor_of_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

no no no.