It makes me happy to think the 3 letter government orgs are combing my shitposts for something relevant.
💩 SHITPOST 💩
The bologna sammitch is in the cooler.
I repeat.
The bologna sammitch has landed.
I hope no one eats the bologna sammitch.
It belongs to Richard Nixon.
I 8 45 of these bOLoGnA sandwiches @ 05:00 J16. I repeat: bOLoGnA @ 0:500 J16.
Over.