It makes me happy to think the 3 letter government orgs are combing my shitposts for something relevant.
💩 SHITPOST 💩
The bologna sammitch is in the cooler.
I repeat.
The bologna sammitch has landed.
I hope no one eats the bologna sammitch.
It belongs to Richard Nixon.
The dirty dogs are ready for lift-off.
Thirty-one niner Maple street, no buzzy bees
All cookie monsters prepare for wipe-out
Engage, engage!! Suppertime for Spongebob!