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HanginChad 42 points ago +43 / -1

If Donald Trump succeeds he will deserve a monument far larger than Mt. Rushmore all to himself.

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EchoLight 27 points ago +27 / -0

Mt Trumpmore.

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SirReginald 11 points ago +11 / -0

I personally want to start a petition to rename Mount Everest. Mount Trump. Also, have K2 renamed after the 1st Lady Melania Trump. He has climbed the highest impossible Mountain in Modern Civilization.

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mspm 9 points ago +9 / -0

Rename Olympus Mons on Mars after Trump. It's the tallest mountain in the solar system and Trump started our true path to visiting Mars.

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SirReginald 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm Sold. I'll sign your petition to rename the tallest mountain in the Solar system after Trump. One question, is it at all possible that we are stepping on the toes of a higher group out there?

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mspm 5 points ago +5 / -0

If there is another race out there smart enough to name things they're not in this solar system, unfortunately. Or fortunately, depending on the interactions lol.

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SirReginald 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe you can insert some small print that covers you in that area. Always best to err on the side of caution.

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Woefully_Inept 3 points ago +3 / -0

And he'll have it coated in solid Gold.

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airgag 10 points ago +10 / -0

He deserves it no matter how this ends

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 2 points ago +2 / -0

For 40 years. In the walls of your home. A hundred thousand filthy vermin have been thriving. You tried, but you could never reach them. President Trump ran them ALL right into the middle of your living room rug! For the first time ever you can SEE them. Snakes, rats and roaches. Not supernatural beings. Just vermin! Ready for stomping. We're just waiting to see HOW we will remove them and clean our house. LOTS of ways to get it done.

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lots of ways to clean the house.

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your energy level is SO low you may need medical help! Do you still have a beating heart in there? Get STOKED! Get excited! We makin' history one way or another in the next couple of weeks fren!

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PaulReveresHorse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we somehow project his image onto the face of the sun every day? That would be fun.

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NeilNewsNetwork 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed.

He deserves more than a place on Rushmore.

Here's a thought...

Why is our country named after the Italian map maker, Amerigo Vespucci?

How about the United States of Trump?

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airgag 25 points ago +26 / -1

Only Donald J. Trump

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AuntTifa 12 points ago +12 / -0

JFK stole his election. Kennedys can lick a chode.

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NeilNewsNetwork 1 point ago +1 / -0

and got the US into the Viet Nam War

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VoltronGreen1981 20 points ago +21 / -1

JFK no, Reagan maybe, Trump yes.

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Azrael1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Regan signed the huges ammendment. He was a fucking traitor.

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VoltronGreen1981 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah I think he's overrated.

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VooDooWizzy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only one yes is trump, and add jackson

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BlackSalt 12 points ago +13 / -1

Start with Trump. Mixed feelings about Regan. Pass on JFK.

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BasedInFact 12 points ago +12 / -0

JFK was a’ight, but kind of an affirmative action hire among these other two.

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EuropeanRepublican [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

Well he wanted to destroy the CIA and the Deep State, and he was murdered for it.

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BunnyPicnic 17 points ago +17 / -0

And the Fed. Jfk was very similar to Trump. Elite family who honestly cared about the American people. His father was a fuck.

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Dereliction 16 points ago +16 / -0

And won his election via fraud.

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BasedInFact 4 points ago +4 / -0

Point.

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josiborg 11 points ago +11 / -0

JFK cheated

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CrackerJack2 3 points ago +3 / -0

He so horny.

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josiborg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nixon won

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Lol_Garrus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not JFK,

he may have been trying to take on the CIA but he still stole the election, started our involvement in Vietnam, and failed in Cuba.

Only Trump

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Winston_Smith84 9 points ago +10 / -1

Why the fuck would you put JFK on Mt. Rushmore? He was a world-class scumbag.

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OrganicPINEAPPLES 8 points ago +8 / -0

If POTUS pulls off this military tribunal plan he will already be getting added, 1000%.

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stampcrabsalesman 8 points ago +8 / -0

Only Trump.

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Bigdaddyhaze 6 points ago +6 / -0

JFK? Why

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Purple_Drank 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just Trump... Maybe Reagan, but not JFK

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donjongun 1 point ago +1 / -0

why not

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golinveaux 5 points ago +6 / -1

Eisenhower is much more deserving than JFK.

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OldsmobileRocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes

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Omnes_Omnibus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just as a note, JFK also stole a election via fraud in Chicago... Would be ironic to want to put his face up there with Trump.

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TheRover 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump deserves his own monument. Preferably on Mount Kekmore. (which is as far away from the swamps of DC as possible)

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FullAutoFlintlock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck the Gipper.

Loser opened the doors for a lot of the shit we have today.

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Elkingjefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

They didn’t even finish the first monument( they were all meant to be standing behind a desk), but I like the enthusiasm

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Forty_Five 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think I like it better without the desk.

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Chance 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe the stone was too soft or something and the whole monument was at risk of collapse.

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Azrael1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck Regan. One of the worst constitutional offender that lived.

"Recorded Vote 74 was the Hughes Amendment that called for the banning of machine guns. ... The bill was subsequently passed and signed on May 19, 1986 by President Ronald Reagan to become Public Law 99-308, the Firearms Owners' Protection Act."

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trumpizkewl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just Trump. JFK and Reagan are ok but not rushmore levels

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump for sure,

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golinveaux 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope, but there are lots of big granite cliffs in the US park system that should start a new monument.

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VooDooWizzy 1 point ago +1 / -0

i dont like the war on drugs.

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Timologan0 1 point ago +1 / -0

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motorheaD1340 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not Kennedy I wouldn't.

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itsdangerous 1 point ago +1 / -0

only after he's re-elected and stomps the commies

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LordRaymondx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Need to put Andrew Jackson up there.

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T-Bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Throw in Calvin Coolidge, and I'll sign it.

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VooDooWizzy 1 point ago +1 / -0

TRUMP AND ANDREW JACKSON are the only who deserve it

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ConradRICH187 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never got people's love for Kennedy. Yeah the guy hated the CIA and Central Banks so I'm down with all of that.... BUT the guy comes from a Crime Family to rival the Bidens and he was a huge perv.

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CrackerJack2 1 point ago +1 / -0

MAGA hat needed!

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BunkerHill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Minus JFK

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NeilNewsNetwork 1 point ago +1 / -0

For a bunch of reasons, but most of all because he got the US into the Viet Nam war, I would never include JFK.

but Reagan and Trump? Of course!

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FriendofTRUMP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump only.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ugh. Not fucking g Reagan.

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neodanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Washington was awful as both President and a general, Teddy was even worse in his socialist ways, and although I love the mythical Lincoln, the real Lincoln was responsible for the death of 1 in 10 Americans and only proclaimed emancipation for areas not under his control. Replace at least Lincoln with Trump and Teddy with Reagan. Kenney was a mediocre President who was sleeping with a Danish spy and former girldfriend of Goering at the beginning of the war when in Naval Intelligence. His daddy kept him out of jail so that he could go on to lose a PT boat, lose Cuba and Berlin, backdown to the Soviets after the missile crisis and pull our missiles from Turkey, and then refuse advise from the Secret Service that could have saved his life. I don't rate him the worst President but certainly would not put him on Mt Rushmore. Calvin Coolidge would be a better choice.

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OldsmobileRocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kennedy was the only good Democrat, and thats why they offed him.

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GiveMe1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Enough petitioning the government crap. Don’t you understand they don’t care and now, after a successful stolen election, they don’t have to do a damn thing the people want?

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10gauge 1 point ago +1 / -0

JFK stole his election, pedes.

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heavenslance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Claim another mountain, and call it Trump Mountain

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UKwithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

If trump suceeds and shows this corruption that man more then deserves to go on that mountain. One man who exposed everything, a true hero and people around the world can see it.

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Lane23 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are opinions that Regan was a front for the deep state and handled by Bush.

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jetjetjet 1 point ago +1 / -0

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Sheprecon31 1 point ago +1 / -0

Orrr could you imagine the melt down with the TRUMPSTER head up there oh lord lolololol I'd love to see it

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mostooge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump deserves his own mountain

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DearCow 1 point ago +1 / -0

They would just blow the whole thing up

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AMERICApedeNYnTEX 1 point ago +1 / -0

not kennedy he stole elections too

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Ithrowawaay 0 points ago +1 / -1

In b4 ‘conda goes on his Reagan rant.

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TrumpTrain425 0 points ago +2 / -2

Reagan didn't really do shit besides amnesty for immigrants. Not sure why pedes get their panties wet for him.