You went to bed less than an hour ago waiting for the latest drop. Something. You’re barely asleep when you hear it.

An alarm. A klaxon. 3 high pitched beeps.

You fling your arm out for your phone. Cold tendies from the night before go flying. Your phone is among them.

In a panic you dive to the floor and seize your phone. It has a message.

“This is is!” you think.

“THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM. IF THIS WERE A REAL EMERGENCY...”

And so would the government troll 80 million people.