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Spooneddoo 232 points ago +233 / -1

I am sorry but if you are dumb enough to fall for this it's probably best you are locked up so you don't hurt yourself or those around you.

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Berkshire10 61 points ago +61 / -0

Damn, beat me to it. This is a good way to cull the herd.

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Kongol626 20 points ago +20 / -0

EASY JUST PUT NAMES OF PPL WHO RIOTED AND LOOTED IN THE SUMMER

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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nancy Pelosi, Chuck schumer...

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Super_Dave 16 points ago +16 / -0

Best me to telling them he beat me to it. You'd have to be legally retarded to fall for that shit. Like Podesta password levels of retarded.

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DRKMSTR 26 points ago +26 / -0

Some people are pissed off enough to believe it.

If someone took your job away from you, kept you from working, and now your family is going to be homeless and you have nothing left to lose.

You just might do something crazy.

We should help calm those folks down and support them, not ridicule their current compromised state.

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SnowflakeJuice 18 points ago +18 / -0

Carter pardoned all Vietnam Deserters with one general pardon, no names needed

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meme_oil 8 points ago +8 / -0

i was here to write this. beat me to it.

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InterloperKO 3 points ago +3 / -0

But the pardon attorney !

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TheBaconStopsHere 94 points ago +94 / -0

Wow they think we're fucking stupid.

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BastionCity 55 points ago +56 / -1

Considering how many pedes ID’d themselves to the press and wore ID badges inside the Capitol, some of us are. I was dumbfounded how many people willing my doxxed themselves.

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BastionCity 32 points ago +35 / -3

The mask thing is was astounding. Why the FUCK could I see ANYBODY’S face during this thing? We have fucking permission to be wearing masks! You aren’t going to wear a mask to avoid face recognition because it might make you look like a COVID pussy?

It’s like those “getting myself designated as a domestic terrorist to own the libs” memes are actually being written here. Stop being stupid, people.

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Octavio 6 points ago +14 / -8 (edited)

Were you there? Because if you weren't you have no right to say anything about us. Shut your fuckin mouth and keep it to yourself.

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BastionCity 3 points ago +10 / -7

I’m being associated with morons who were more afraid of looking like they were protecting themselves from COVID than they were of being doxxed during an enormously public protest.

When I have to deal with the fallout of your stupidity, it makes it my business.

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spinometer 15 points ago +15 / -0

99.999% of protestors had nothing to be ashamed of nor to hide. Antifa wears the mask.

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MatthiasBlack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Facial recognition is advanced enough that masks don't matter. Unless you're covering your eyes and ears, a mask will only delay them for a short time. In Hong Kong they had to wear projectors that illuminated somebody else's face onto their own to fool the ID cameras.

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Octavio 1 point ago +8 / -7

LOL!!! Fuckin leave then pussy. This fight ain't for you obviously.

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Sirbigusdickus 2 points ago +4 / -2

Need to act smarter than that buddy. Soldiers don’t run straight into a machine gun nest.

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prospektor 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's sadly a ton of these, and not only in the US. People who think getting their lifes destroyed by the left is some sort of "badge of honor". Must've been like this back in the day when warfare changed from people literally marching in lockstep onto the battlefield, standing in their colorful uniforms etc. - they'd look down to some camouflaged soldier lying in the mud or behind cover with disgust and find it disgraceful, cowardly and pathetic. One can understand this point of view, but then there also needs to be realism and adaption and a desire to actually win the fight.

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VoterIDMatters 8 points ago +8 / -0

the ones wearing id badges entered legally though

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 0 points ago +1 / -1

As Long as I’m honest I will be fine

That’s probably their thinking

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meme_oil 18 points ago +18 / -0

80% of the worlds population is functionally retarded.

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ProphetOfKek 10 points ago +10 / -0

Let’s be honest, every group has lot of idiots.

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TheTudes 5 points ago +5 / -0

They really think we are fucking stupid...

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Langtath 61 points ago +62 / -1

Flood them with false names, or names of certain politicians and their actions.

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Femprep 15 points ago +15 / -0

Wi Tu Lo?

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[email protected] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ho Li Phuc

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prospektor 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or your local leftist teacher or neighbor or co-worker.

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Jack_HinsonTN 29 points ago +29 / -0

Cool! Can you also check in on that Nigerian Prince who reached out to me 5 years ago?

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BastionCity 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude, this is MAGA country. The only deposed princes we send bailouts to are AMERICAN princes, and that’s fucking final.

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Nipplebuddy 21 points ago +21 / -0

Reply like this:

  1. Nancy Pelosi
  2. San Francisco
  3. Treason
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big_daddy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Once again I come here to comment something and someone has beaten me to it.

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TheTudes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great!

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TheMightyQuin99 20 points ago +21 / -1
  1. Iva Biggin
  2. Gofuckyaself (Alabama)
  3. I have massive balls.
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TheTudes 15 points ago +15 / -0
  1. Nancy Pelosi
  2. California & DC
  3. Swamp creature, supporting the theft of a federal election, lying to congress, and staging a coup
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T-Bear 5 points ago +5 / -0

^^^THIS^^^

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TheMightyQuin99 12 points ago +12 / -0

Say your informing on someone you know attended and give them antifa info, mugshots maybe Bill Diblasio's derranged daughter on a platter hahaha.

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Pwoody11 [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Found on Parler

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batts 8 points ago +8 / -0

nancy reeeely wants her laptop back and they do think we are stupid

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donjongun 2 points ago +2 / -0

yup

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Thanagor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jeff Epstein

123 Pedo Island Way

Didn't Kill Himself

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Stonesolo 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's as bad as a scam call.

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defroach84 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just send them names of antifa and BLM leadership

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Harper42190 7 points ago +7 / -0

Send BLM and antifa leaders lol

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TrumpWin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mike Pence, DC, treason

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LandonFire 7 points ago +7 / -0
  1. Nancy Pelosi
  2. San Francisco
  3. There was coke in my desk that someone took, but i was just holding it for my friend chuck.
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greatgonzochops 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can I be pardoned for being white, or is that still to heinous?

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joker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Susan Rosenberg

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KSUIE 5 points ago +5 / -0

What? Really? They said they wanted $2000 in target giftcards to secure the pardon. Seemed legit to me.

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FightForTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

My brother literally fell for this exact scam call and gave thousands in target first cards to an Indian guy over the phone lol

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TheBaconStopsHere 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also they're impeaching him on Monday. What the fuck is up with the Tuesday deadline?

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Scooby721 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow. Really? How stupid do they think we are?

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futuregodemperor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Start posting Dem names and addressess from library computers and internet cafes immediately!!!!!!!!

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goingbigly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nancy Pelosi San Francisco Treason.

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PotionSeller 4 points ago +4 / -0

My name is Nancy Pelosi. I live in San Francisco. I stole an entire election as well as trillions of taxpayer dollars. Please pardon me Trump-senpai!

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ApexCrisis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahaha, yeah I hear they will also give you a boat.

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deeznuts86 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would take a special type of idiot... should spam it up with a bunch of antifa and lefties tho!

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glows so bright I may be blind now

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MrBelugaBiscuit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Find your local lefty and report them. Inundate them with antifa fags

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Workmore2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wasn't this literally an episode of the Simpsons?

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LordSoth 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao

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mgawdfrey 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if Hunter is filling this out? hmmmmm

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young_roshi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes, the WH Office of Pardon Attorney

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MsAnthropic 2 points ago +3 / -1

To be fair, anyone who falls for that probably deserves it.

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thinbluwa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eh, just give em all BLM, ANTIFA, Senators and House Reps information for the many crimes they committed in the Capital that day.

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rock_legend 1 point ago +1 / -0

As soon as I get my money back from that Nigerian prince I’ll totally give you all my personal information and ask for a pardon...

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Lol_Garrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

What are you guys waiting for?

This is great! Just like that time that I got all that money from a guy I know in Nigeria!

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preludelinux 1 point ago +1 / -0

This made me laugh just like those people that call grandma saying there social security and steal all her life savings... I know sadly people fall for this though.

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theultimatesean 1 point ago +1 / -0

C'mon all you guys missed it.

  1. George Soros
  2. Katonah, NY
  3. Funding Antifa to show up and start the agitations.
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TaterNubbz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes my name is Dixie Normus

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Ol_Gravy_Leg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Start with giving them Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, Nancy, Dianne etc.

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lovetrumpshat 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s also a Nigerian Prince who would like to reward you for your bravery.

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you fall for that, you probably send money to Nigerian royalty over the net, too.

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PacificElectric 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bahahahahaa nice try commies.

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elsabio 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL!

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Coonbear 1 point ago +1 / -0

LARP!!

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MessengerOfChange 1 point ago +1 / -0
  1. Name: Helicopter
  2. City: Portland
  3. Crime: dropped a few Commies
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ProudlyConservative 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have $1 Million dollars, but it's locked up. Give me $2,000 and I can give you the $1 Million because I would rather have your real money than my FAKE money

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tiberseptim37 1 point ago +1 / -0

The larpiest of larps.