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posted ago by crazyjackel +14 / -0

I will be very, very clear with y'all... we need to start using coded language, not because we don't want the FBI and press that monitor this site not to know what we mean, but because we want to embarrass the hell out of them.

For this reason, I suggest the usage of the following language, in addition to other know words that you kind of learn using this site:

Griefing - Terrorism (No Griefing allowed)

Biome - State (Our Server is made up of many Biomes)

Creeper - FBI Agent (Creepers are creeping in this chat)

Creative Mode - Online meeting space (Join me in Creative Mode)

Survival Mode - Real-life meeting space (Join me in Survival Mode)

Enderman - False Flagger (An Enderman failed to steal the Block)

Mob - Enemy (Mobs gathered in Portland last summer)

Mod - Change of Plans (We need to add a Mod to this game)

Mojang - Trump administration (Mojang is looking out for us)

Microsoft - Biden Administration (Microsoft is not looking out for us)

Nether - California (The Nether sucks)

Pickaxe - Gun (Don't let anyone take your pickaxes, pedes)

Redstone - Organization/Infrastructure (We need to work on more Redstone projects)

Sandbox - Safe Area (Texas is a Sandbox)

Server - Country (Our Server is lagging)

Lagging - Going Downhill or Off of Plan

Skin - Political Party (Those who wear the blue skin are Chickens)

Steve - Patriot (The Steve Skin is the best skin)

Chickens - Commies

Golem - Police (Golems can be useful sometimes, other times that can be aggressive)

Villager - NPC (Villagers listen to Noteblocks)

Illager - Antifa (Illagers hide amongst Villagers)

Bat - Spy (There're Bats reading this)

Ender Dragon - Politician (Do not Mine for Ender Dragons)

Mine - Vote

Craft - Campaign (Do not Craft for Ender Dragons)

Mine Shaft - Voting Systems

Collapsed Mine Shaft - Broken Voting Systems

Coal - Voter Fraud (Collapsed Mine Shafts only produce Coal)

Squid - Uninformed Voter (Squids don't know what's coming for them)

Block - Narrative (We need to control the blocks)

Noteblock - MSM Organization (Noteblocks caused this mess)

Emeralds - Money (Steves will never sellout for Emeralds)

Command Block - Special Interest Group

Sword - Military

Feel free to add more in the comments below. Also try to upvote this. If no one uses this, fine. Was trying to have fun anyway.

I will be very, very clear with y'all... we need to start using coded language, not because we don't want the FBI and press that monitor this site not to know what we mean, but because we want to embarrass the hell out of them. For this reason, I suggest the usage of the following language, in addition to other know words that you kind of learn using this site: Griefing - Terrorism (No Griefing allowed) Biome - State (Our Server is made up of many Biomes) Creeper - FBI Agent (Creepers are creeping in this chat) Creative Mode - Online meeting space (Join me in Creative Mode) Survival Mode - Real-life meeting space (Join me in Survival Mode) Enderman - False Flagger (An Enderman failed to steal the Block) Mob - Enemy (Mobs gathered in Portland last summer) Mod - Change of Plans (We need to add a Mod to this game) Mojang - Trump administration (Mojang is looking out for us) Microsoft - Biden Administration (Microsoft is not looking out for us) Nether - California (The Nether sucks) Pickaxe - Gun (Don't let anyone take your pickaxes, pedes) Redstone - Organization/Infrastructure (We need to work on more Redstone projects) Sandbox - Safe Area (Texas is a Sandbox) Server - Country (Our Server is lagging) Lagging - Going Downhill or Off of Plan Skin - Political Party (Those who wear the blue skin are Chickens) Steve - Patriot (The Steve Skin is the best skin) Chickens - Commies Golem - Police (Golems can be useful sometimes, other times that can be aggressive) Villager - NPC (Villagers listen to Noteblocks) Illager - Antifa (Illagers hide amongst Villagers) Bat - Spy (There're Bats reading this) Ender Dragon - Politician (Do not Mine for Ender Dragons) Mine - Vote Craft - Campaign (Do not Craft for Ender Dragons) Mine Shaft - Voting Systems Collapsed Mine Shaft - Broken Voting Systems Coal - Voter Fraud (Collapsed Mine Shafts only produce Coal) Squid - Uninformed Voter (Squids don't know what's coming for them) Block - Narrative (We need to control the blocks) Noteblock - MSM Organization (Noteblocks caused this mess) Emeralds - Money (Steves will never sellout for Emeralds) Command Block - Special Interest Group Sword - Military Feel free to add more in the comments below. Also try to upvote this. If no one uses this, fine. Was trying to have fun anyway.
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Mygymus 2 points ago +2 / -0

@notch - trump

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Kiras 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's the point of posting coded language when the feds can just read this list and know?

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crazyjackel [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

To embarrass them in their reports to their senior officers.

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Shareblue 1 point ago +1 / -0

dont ruin mine craft then we cant talk about mine craft and I can't tell you about my plans to grief certain minecraft servers

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RIPMyMorale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Silverfish - Corrupted senators and lefties - because who likes silverfishes?