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Hanging_Chad 88 points ago +89 / -1

FBI crime labs probably have bags of dicks sitting around somewhere

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deleted 37 points ago +38 / -1
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SayNoToSocialism 18 points ago +19 / -1

I heard you have to chop your own off to even work there.

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Phishhed44 2 points ago +3 / -1

Damn this bottom-surgery!!! REEeee!!!!

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SayNoToSocialism 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes. They let the ones with a micro-penis keep it, which account for a lot of them.

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bdailey1965USA 0 points ago +1 / -1

and Hate America

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peltast 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lunch room.

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salvecitizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the vending machines.

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