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💥The Storming💥 (media.patriots.win) 🇺🇸🎖️ MEME ARMY 🎖️🇺🇸
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Kagakansas316 26 points ago +27 / -1

I thought it was rasputin.... I can’t keep track anymore

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ChrisSuperDude 28 points ago +28 / -0

Kind of an unfair comparison, Rasputin was a crazy monk with a huge cock who fucked every Russian babe in sight, cheated death like 6 times, and is regarded historically as a bad ass. Jack Dorsey is just crazy.

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Kagakansas316 15 points ago +15 / -0

Eh Jack has probably escaped death a fuck load of times we just don’t know any better and he’s probably fucked every communist Chinese whore spy possible...maybe not far off actually

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MAGAMill2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Saving yourself from Autoeroticasphxiation doesn't count as dodging death. Ol Jacks biggest threat is not having the correct ice to liquid ratio in his vegan soy shakes.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ewww I dont wish swalwell sloppy seconds on anyone even dorsey

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SenorTrumper 7 points ago +8 / -1

Jack is a notorious Bay area Power Bottom.

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Ogjp 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s the beard...

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Rico_Pendejo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is there a mad lab?

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DylanPetrodollar 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL