I've had to hire lawyers specializing in family law, real estate, corporate law, etc.. but I doubt any of them will qualify to defend me if the FBI comes knocking with an arrest warrant.

Do you guys have recommendations to find a good lawyer who won't cuck the fuck out?

Antifa/BLM had a bunch of lawyers ready to take their cases and help them find bail money. I know we're unlikely to have someone dedicated to fuck up the world like Soros, but maybe some of you have a better strategy than me? (i.e. pick someone in the phone book)