Sorry just trying to poke fun at how so many articles that are even trying to be a bit more balanced still have to have a sentence in the first paragraph that says something like, "while I, like every person, was so horrified by the events of that day..." It's like, shut up, fuck off, you wiener. Every single thing the patriots did was fine. Why is that so hard to say? The big problem is that one of the guys was dressed in a buffalo suit or whatever? Nothing even happened, you goddamned pussies (talking about the media, not you pedes). I mean, of course something very bad DID happen, but that was a Capitol Hill cop ruthlessly assassinating a female veteran, RIP ASHLI BABBITT, but that has to do with our completely evil and corrupt government, not anything any patriots did.

Also, to any three letter gaylords reading this: I am sorry, I realize I committed a thought crime. I'm always trying to do better, but I am white, so the thought crimes still just kind of happen, no matter what I try. I am now signing off to lash myself with a bullwhip until I collapse in a puddle of pain, shame, and self-hatred.