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🚨I AM SAFE🚨 (media.patriots.win)          REEEEEEE!        
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LosPepesContra 220 points ago +221 / -1

Grandma Sue is a legend. I can imagine some fat slob FBI Agent trying to scare her right now in an interrogation.

*Hello fat FBI guy reading TDW. If you were anything successful you'd be HRT instead of reading shitpost memes all day from regular citizens.

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Sorosis 87 points ago +87 / -0

She would knit him a pair of socks during the interrogation.

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Oldguard08 27 points ago +27 / -0

You ever been stabbed or hit with those knitting needles? Granny will go Jason Borne on your ass 🤣

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TenScoops 17 points ago +17 / -0

Granny Wick

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Forbidden_outcast 9 points ago +9 / -0

They really get you by dropping the needles in the carpet, don’t lie

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Oldguard08 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fucking Lego ain't got nothing on a sewing needle going into you nailbed 🤣

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OnlyTrump20 36 points ago +36 / -0

I can only imagine the FBI reading td.win are trying so hard not to laugh out loud at all our spicy memes. 🤣

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Cyer6 17 points ago +17 / -0

This place is where I come for a good laugh as well as up-to-date news.

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Mona1950 10 points ago +10 / -0

Me too - you guys never fail to brighten my mood.

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Cunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

A meme caught me off guard last night and I scared my elderly cat sleeping next to me, lol. She bitched at me for an hour 😂

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do liberals have a sense of humor?

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Dogmeds 7 points ago +7 / -0

We know by their memes it is very low bar humor

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anon1011101 2 points ago +2 / -0

The shit they repost on Twitter are just images of Trump wearing a diaper like a big baby. Totally unfunny and dim-witted. They also steal our memes too

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drsowells1fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not if they're feminists. Feminism is devoid of humor.

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TakenusernameA 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would imply that the FBI isnt made of easily triggered millennial white women.

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Patriot_Cabbage 17 points ago +17 / -0

Granny Sue will be a legend, etched into the history books for generations to come!

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BestTimeToBAlive 7 points ago +7 / -0

That makes me happy 😆

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet she can make a mean Patriot Apple Pie. I'd bet a visit with her would make a man glad to be an American.

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bill_in_texas 10 points ago +10 / -0

The FBI shot and killed the kidnapping victim they were purportedly there to save a couple years ago, in Texas.

Sorry for the shitty link, but I didn't see a source that didn't make me cringe when I DuckDuckGo'd it:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ulises-valladares-kidnapping-victim-grabbed-fbi-agents-rifle-before-he-was-shot-sheriff/

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defroach84 11 points ago +11 / -0

CBS is fine for these kinds of stories if there's nothing else to choose from. But do use archive.is so we are not giving them any advertising money please. Archived link: https://archive.is/wip/7nAXh

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bill_in_texas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks!

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AmericanMan00 2 points ago +2 / -0

To add, 60 minutes and other CBS like shows are pay to play vehicles. If you have money they will create your positive or negative narrative for your product, competitor or cause.

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defroach84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Many times they are suuuuper obvious about it too. The local station will do a "news" article highlighting a local business. Then you're watching other shows and you discover that same business has purchased prime time advertising with that local station. Not subtle at all.

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strikeeagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

The are known as "feebs" throughout the LE agencies and military for a reason.

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The5thEstate 3 points ago +3 / -0

In cases like these, use an archive website to prevent the LSM from getting the traffic,

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Cunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

She is my hero! Look how proud she is to be an American! That face is scrumptious.