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🚨I AM SAFE🚨 (media.patriots.win)          REEEEEEE!        
posted ago by Bigly-Wrong ago by Bigly-Wrong +6849 / -1
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OfficerNasty 79 points ago +80 / -1

"She asked me if I would like a gumdrop. I'M LITERALLY SHAKING!!"

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Raposa 21 points ago +21 / -0

It must've been black licorice flavored for him to dress up like an astronaut and run away

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Monny 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the FUCK are you implying about BLACK licorices??

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Raposa 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL. The Elizabeth Warrenvines are way better!

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John_McFly 2 points ago +2 / -0

That shit is nasty...