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🚨I AM SAFE🚨 (media.patriots.win)          REEEEEEE!        
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– Sorosis 87 points ago +87 / -0

She would knit him a pair of socks during the interrogation.

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– Oldguard08 27 points ago +27 / -0

You ever been stabbed or hit with those knitting needles? Granny will go Jason Borne on your ass 🤣

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– TenScoops 17 points ago +17 / -0

Granny Wick

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– Forbidden_outcast 9 points ago +9 / -0

They really get you by dropping the needles in the carpet, don’t lie

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– Oldguard08 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fucking Lego ain't got nothing on a sewing needle going into you nailbed 🤣

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– Forbidden_outcast 5 points ago +5 / -0

⬆️ See?!!!! It’s a deadly fear. It’s SO real. Gotta put on combat boots to walk in the sewing room. If the sewing room is the living room or den, then you’re just shit out of luck and will be forever shoed in your own home

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– modscalledmeacuck 0 points ago +1 / -1

WELCOME TO THE MARATHON OF PAIN

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