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🚨I AM SAFE🚨 (media.patriots.win)          REEEEEEE!        
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HeavyMetalPatriot 115 points ago +115 / -0

I've honestly caused more damage at a frat house party!! I went to college during the rise of Guns & Roses during the reign of American thrash metal, we'd mosh pit at parties once one of our friends got control of the sound system. Much glorious fun.

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HockeyMom4Trump 65 points ago +65 / -0

My puppy has caused more damage.

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Dr0neRec0very 27 points ago +28 / -1

Speaking of that, I hope there was a phantom pooper in there on Jan 6th.

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BigAmericanParty 20 points ago +20 / -0

Nothing phantom about the deuce they dropped on Schumer's desk.

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Hypmoden 16 points ago +16 / -0

No you're mistaken that was Schumer

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Shitforbrainsss 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think that was nadler

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Dr0neRec0very 3 points ago +3 / -0

xD Perfect.

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StaffRex 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was the Butt-ler!

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DeportingShills 2 points ago +2 / -0

This just in: Mad Pooper Strikes Again

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am not sure it is true or not, but someone said (from this site, I believe) someone pooped on Chuck Schumer's desk. YUK

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Dr0neRec0very 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol They took a Sch💩mer.

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have been given to understand that there was indeed a Mad Shitter loose that day. That or some elected traitor exceeded the rated fudge load of their diaper.

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ViolettFem 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂😂😂 My cats caused more than that too lol

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1776ThereIsaidIt 23 points ago +23 / -0

I've caused more damage after eating at Taco Bell two days in a row.

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xoneill 7 points ago +7 / -0

There's scum on each side of political spectrum. When these mostly young fools realized there was not going to be a riot, their energy spilled over into the Capitol. If Trump wanted that Capitol sacked, all he needed to do was give the word and it would have been burned to the ground. A couple of broken windows, a busted door and some graffiti. 31March2020, DC riots resulted in streets burning and business being looted.

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Magister_Caeli 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man I'm jealous

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doug2 4 points ago +4 / -0

At my frat you wouldn't have had to take control, we were already raging