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R E M I N D E R ! - Yes he said that. (i0.wp.com) ☭ Far-Left Media ☭
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PertinaciousPatriot 201 points ago +202 / -1

Try to hide that hairline, his wifes boyfriend dont like his cucks balding.

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MAGASpaceCat 115 points ago +117 / -2

His wife is so ugly, she couldn't even get a boyfriend.

He is certainly the only one boinking her.

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kaczan3 84 points ago +85 / -1

What I wanna know is: if these guys are the ruling elites that can basicly do whatever they want, even overthrow a country, why don't they dump their ugly wives and bang a different hot chick every week?

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Aethermage 168 points ago +169 / -1

Oogly wife is cover for them being pedos.

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geocitiesuser 52 points ago +52 / -0

That's how you know he's owned by china. The richest men in the world typically don't marry someone so homely so early in life.

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AraphelEinSof 29 points ago +29 / -0

Ugly wives of these pedos used to be dudes... look at big Mike... dont look for to long though.

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2820928 17 points ago +17 / -0

They can cover things up anyway, I think with cuckerburg his 'wife' probably his CCP handler, and for others they just marry whoever is convenient (someone who doesn't care about/likes marrying a RL vilan) and they're not looking for anyone sexy - because women don't 'do it' for them anymore...

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23zulu 64 points ago +65 / -1

I believe the lizard people mate for life.

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FireannDireach 34 points ago +35 / -1

The lizard people say "Fuck off, he's insectoid. Different star cluster."

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Ponzo 37 points ago +38 / -1

His wife is chinese, fang fang 2.0 and the reason he has the power.

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BrewCity33 37 points ago +37 / -0

More like Fang Fang .5

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DaraLara 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or the reason "Zhi" has the power... Chicom wives of wealthy magnates...Wendy (Yuan Di!) Murdoch comes to mind...

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CWAC_Patriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

If marriage immunity still exists (can't testify against a spouse) that's possibly why. They are often in it together/sharing info.

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MMXX 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ellen Pao, former CEO of reddit, probably didn't marry fellow lawyer and open gay man Buddy Fletcher for love.

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PrinsLaurent 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take to the sea!

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Olivepw 10 points ago +10 / -0

I honestly think it is part of the deal with the devil. A humiliation of sorts. Just look at the men chuck Schumer and Bill Gates and Bezos is married to.....

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idea 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, if by "devil" you mean "higher ranking members of your fraternal organization".

Humiliation rituals are a part of rising through the ranks. Confirmed.

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PromiseImNotASpook 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not commenting on the veracity of the individual but Melinda Gates was actually not that bad when she was younger. She did not age well at all.

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Saltyminer11 18 points ago +18 / -0

Hes super ugly

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Bingus 13 points ago +13 / -0

Someone said "That's how I know, no matter how much money you have, you can't fake being a chad"

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Pepe_Silvia86 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'd smash the CCP right out of her, but I have certain preferences....

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thebaddyman 33 points ago +33 / -0

kek

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liaBIGmd 22 points ago +22 / -0

Ccp spies are good agents, they don’t cuck their assigned husbands. It’s all in the training.

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SBDAmerican 9 points ago +9 / -0

When you begin with creepy freak, is harder than you think to find a hairstyle to counter it.