Dear Fellow Children of Moloch:

This Sunday, as we pray to Satan to continue to destroy America, I write to inform you of our next actions which will be made with great relish and maniacal lust which this moment anticipates.

I want to call to your immediate attention the action to be taken tomorrow morning, when Child of Moloch Hoyer will request unanimous consent to activate the super top secret sacrifice spell. The spell calls upon the Grand Deluxe Coven Wizard, Mike Pence, to slaughter a fatted goat so that Lord Moloch may smile upon us and fulfill our most gruesome requests, filling us with glee and celebratory box wine....