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ProphetOfKek 203 points ago +205 / -2

If so Iโ€™ll buy 10 of his pillows.

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MR_ROBOT1776 108 points ago +108 / -0

Those ARENT PILLOWS!!

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IamM 66 points ago +68 / -2

What do you mean, they seem perfectly fi...

ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!

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Kekislaw 44 points ago +45 / -1

I can't believe I got that reference! RIP John Candy Is steve Martin still alive? Lol

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Trump2024 22 points ago +22 / -0

Believe it or not, Steve Martin was doing some very short stand up (practice) routines within a few years ago. I read about it in the Rolling Stone I think. Not that it guaranteed he's still alive because even dead he'd be funnier than the PC jokesters out today.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 18 points ago +19 / -1

Dude can play the banjo like a motherfucker.

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DoctorJohnnyFeverr 42 points ago +43 / -1

Ok, good, I'm not the only one who says this all the time lol.

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awakenthegreat 14 points ago +14 / -0

Feather containers from the future. Just need a MyTar.com, and we'll be good to go. Loyalists beware.

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wartooth6 2 points ago +2 / -0

kekekekekekek

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ShyRipley 6 points ago +7 / -1

best movie ever

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Landcruzer94 27 points ago +27 / -0

I'll buy 10 people 10 of his pillows

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TrumpAndGodWin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Me please.

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GeorgeOhwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll take some:)

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PatriotDon24 3 points ago +3 / -0

The PJs are really good. No joke.

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BloodDe 3 points ago +4 / -1

Iโ€™ll buy 10 people, leftists, and make them go to China!

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Perhelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

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RS34ME 23 points ago +23 / -0

Iโ€™ll buy 10 pillows, a mattress topper and a dog bed if heโ€™s right!๐Ÿ˜‰

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Jdubs2711 11 points ago +11 / -0

3 inches of wonderful

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Altairis 5 points ago +5 / -0

How'd you know my nickname? >.>

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KS-76- 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what she said.

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MakeBeardsGreatAgain 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget your Giza Dream Sheets

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KS-76- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are you hiding in my bathroom?

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jdog 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'll do the same. But Mike better throw in some Giza Dream Sheets.

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ChocolateEvryday 6 points ago +6 / -0

I will by 100 and jump on them all in excitement.