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ZanderManx 43 points ago +43 / -0

I want him to use the emergency alert system to just send "lol" to everyone's phone. Pelosi would have a heart attack

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HungNavySeal300Kills 30 points ago +30 / -0

I want him calling their personal cellphones late at night and breathing heavily.

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PN_OShea 19 points ago +19 / -0

That is the funniest damn idea I've read in a month.

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ApplesAndCheese 3 points ago +3 / -0

She doesn’t have a heart. It’d have to cause some other ailment.