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Why do I always envision Martha Washington as a gray haired little old lady? Oh wait, that's what George looked like. Greatest man to ever live by the way.
Most history book paintings are from when she was older. When she married George, she was a glamorous young widow. Apparently she was a very charming hostess too, and gave lovely dinners.
I love the Wayne's World movies and SNL skits. There was a rumor a few years back that Mike Myers and Dana Carvey were going to reunite and make a third Wayne's World film. Sadly, it turned out not to be true.
I'd say Teddy Roosevelt's wife could challenge that, even though if you said it to his face at the time he'd probably murder you while also wrestling a bear to the ground with his pinkey because he was such a freaking badass.
Oh, he was one with the diary entry "the light has gone out of my life." Just looked it up again, I had seen the entry before but didn't know she was so young, or that she was a famous beauty.
I don’t knoooow........Nancy Reagan was no slouch either, and BOY, could she press a pair of slacks, I mean, really press’um good. Yup, the total package of ya ask me.
Short Dumpy women can’t even begin to compete with Melania. And then there’s her facial structure. No contest. And she actually has character unlike Hillary
Submitted as a challenger: Martha Washington.
Why do I always envision Martha Washington as a gray haired little old lady? Oh wait, that's what George looked like. Greatest man to ever live by the way.
Most history book paintings are from when she was older. When she married George, she was a glamorous young widow. Apparently she was a very charming hostess too, and gave lovely dinners.
Whoa. If that portrait is accurate, then I had no idea that Martha Washington was such a babe.
If she was the President she'd be Baberham Lincoln.
Dude, that was a surprise ride in a time machine. Classic
I love the Wayne's World movies and SNL skits. There was a rumor a few years back that Mike Myers and Dana Carvey were going to reunite and make a third Wayne's World film. Sadly, it turned out not to be true.
There was a spaceballs 3 script Rick Moranis wrote.
Remember he Got punched in NYC? But we are to blame for anything.
Also his best film is My Blue Heaven.
Shows, ironically, how the mafia infiltrated the FBI, the legal system, the police, and suburb American "democrats" all at the same time.
Sadly I think those guys hate each other now. :(
It’s not.
Here’s a contemporary portrait of Martha Washington in her prime:
https://mtv-main-assets.mountvernon.org/files/resources/mrs-daniel-parke-custis.jpg
She was a hip hip lady
Melania. immigrant, multi-lingual supermodel.
lol. no wonder libtards hate her.
Wait... what
Michelle Obama is the most attractive First Man in American history. Change my mind.
Ha ha.
I just wrote Hillary... but after reading this, big mike def is hottest first “husband/wife”
It’s a man baby - Austin powers
So in my lifetime:
Carter’s wife —- ?? I don’t know. A retarded peanut?
Nancy Reagan — literal wicked witch of the west.
Barbara Bush — not my proudest fap
Hillary Clinton —- was actually hot circa 1992 but yeah she’s a baby eating hell-beast
W’s wife Laura — if there was a pill it was the opposite of Viagra and that pill magically transformed into a woman- it would be Laura Bush
Big Mike Obama — quit a successful career as a tow truck to become first “lady“ LOL
Melania —- 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Bro... not that weird bob-cut??
Words I thought I'd never hear in 1000 lifetimes. Hillary was hot.
Wait. You fapped to Barbara?! No, you didn't?
You ask the impossible.... to prove you wrong
I'd say Teddy Roosevelt's wife could challenge that, even though if you said it to his face at the time he'd probably murder you while also wrestling a bear to the ground with his pinkey because he was such a freaking badass.
Oh, he was one with the diary entry "the light has gone out of my life." Just looked it up again, I had seen the entry before but didn't know she was so young, or that she was a famous beauty.
I’m sure Obama will want to submit big mike
Big Mike
Marilyn Monroe was the hottest woman a sitting president ever banged though
Agree to disagree. Melania is multilingual and also an absolute smoke show. Marilyn was creme de la creme for her era though.
Nancy Reagan in her youth was pretty attractive in that old school sort of way. But honestly, not sure how you can ever beat Melania.
Not to speak ill of the dead, but she blows Jackie O out of the water any day.
Hell I'd even take her over Marilyn, if we're including mistresses.
1 Melania #2 Elizabeth Banks #45 Big Mike
Absolutely!
She could be a supermodel! 😛
Not possible to do. There isn't one fact to support and argument to such.
Why would I try, fren?
Submitted as a challenger: mike obama. Hahahahahahaha hahahaha just kidding.
Melania v. Big Mike the Transgender Wookie. Hmmm.. let me think...
Wrong Big Mike was according to the MSM!!! LOL
Very beautiful inside and out. Class act.
Probably the smartest too.
It’s like we went from rock bottom to Mount Everest within one election cycle
I don’t knoooow........Nancy Reagan was no slouch either, and BOY, could she press a pair of slacks, I mean, really press’um good. Yup, the total package of ya ask me.
So much better than Big Mike
Agreed, but I still have a thing for Frances Cleveland.
Abigail Adams.
Smart girl. Mother of Many. Respected more than John. Smart attracts me.
Age at the time matters or we talking peak age?
CNN told me Michael Obama was.
It’s not even close
I wanted to present Jackie Kennedy, but after looking for a pic, those eyes are a little wide...
Yes! And what's the best, female
Barbara Bush was a looker. 👀
Summoning u/BarackObama2 to defend Big Mike.
Attractive? Absolutely.
But don't allow her beauty to overshadow her grace, charm, loyalty and charitable nature.
She is the whole package. A dime among dimes.
Forgot Mamie Eisenhauer, bro
I'm a Babylon-5 fan, and I keep imagining Bruce Boxleitner and Mira Furlan (with ingenious makeup) playing Donald and Melania Trump. 😍
Because THAT is what we should be focusing on right now.
So memeing and shitposting while waiting on RED2 is okay but calling the wife of the greatest president in history "attractive" is over the line?
Interesting.
Abigail Adams; She can both wife a President, and give birth to them.
Hillary would give her a run for the money back in her day.
Are you on drugs
Hey kankles, it was obviously sarcasm
Short Dumpy women can’t even begin to compete with Melania. And then there’s her facial structure. No contest. And she actually has character unlike Hillary