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BunnyPicnic 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why do I always envision Martha Washington as a gray haired little old lady? Oh wait, that's what George looked like. Greatest man to ever live by the way.

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Frog_Anne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most history book paintings are from when she was older. When she married George, she was a glamorous young widow. Apparently she was a very charming hostess too, and gave lovely dinners.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 11 points ago +11 / -0

Whoa. If that portrait is accurate, then I had no idea that Martha Washington was such a babe.

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ObamasLooseButthole 21 points ago +21 / -0

If she was the President she'd be Baberham Lincoln.

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Illah88zillah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude, that was a surprise ride in a time machine. Classic

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love the Wayne's World movies and SNL skits. There was a rumor a few years back that Mike Myers and Dana Carvey were going to reunite and make a third Wayne's World film. Sadly, it turned out not to be true.

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Independenceforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was a spaceballs 3 script Rick Moranis wrote.

Remember he Got punched in NYC? But we are to blame for anything.

Also his best film is My Blue Heaven.

Shows, ironically, how the mafia infiltrated the FBI, the legal system, the police, and suburb American "democrats" all at the same time.

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fdagasfd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sadly I think those guys hate each other now. :(

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lucifer_fit_deus 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s not.

Here’s a contemporary portrait of Martha Washington in her prime:

https://mtv-main-assets.mountvernon.org/files/resources/mrs-daniel-parke-custis.jpg

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feinsteins_driver 7 points ago +7 / -0

She was a hip hip lady

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Kekistan_United 5 points ago +5 / -0

oh martha!

Melania. immigrant, multi-lingual supermodel.

lol. no wonder libtards hate her.

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VidmansLoveHandles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait... what

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InarosPrime 21 points ago +21 / -0

Michelle Obama is the most attractive First Man in American history. Change my mind.

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freedomdogs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ha ha.

I just wrote Hillary... but after reading this, big mike def is hottest first “husband/wife”

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suckmycorona 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s a man baby - Austin powers

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At_The_Rally 10 points ago +10 / -0

So in my lifetime:

  1. Carter’s wife —- ?? I don’t know. A retarded peanut?

  2. Nancy Reagan — literal wicked witch of the west.

  3. Barbara Bush — not my proudest fap

  4. Hillary Clinton —- was actually hot circa 1992 but yeah she’s a baby eating hell-beast

  5. W’s wife Laura — if there was a pill it was the opposite of Viagra and that pill magically transformed into a woman- it would be Laura Bush

  6. Big Mike Obama — quit a successful career as a tow truck to become first “lady“ LOL

  7. Melania —- 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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fdagasfd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hillary Clinton —- was actually hot circa 1992

Bro... not that weird bob-cut??

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jtt888 3 points ago +3 / -0

Words I thought I'd never hear in 1000 lifetimes. Hillary was hot.

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Illah88zillah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait. You fapped to Barbara?! No, you didn't?

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GolfwithTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

You ask the impossible.... to prove you wrong

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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IamM 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd say Teddy Roosevelt's wife could challenge that, even though if you said it to his face at the time he'd probably murder you while also wrestling a bear to the ground with his pinkey because he was such a freaking badass.

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Frog_Anne 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, he was one with the diary entry "the light has gone out of my life." Just looked it up again, I had seen the entry before but didn't know she was so young, or that she was a famous beauty.

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suckmycorona 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m sure Obama will want to submit big mike

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Officialglowieaccoun 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big Mike

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Jestre 4 points ago +6 / -2

Marilyn Monroe was the hottest woman a sitting president ever banged though

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BarronTrump2032 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agree to disagree. Melania is multilingual and also an absolute smoke show. Marilyn was creme de la creme for her era though.

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Nevelo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nancy Reagan in her youth was pretty attractive in that old school sort of way. But honestly, not sure how you can ever beat Melania.

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fdagasfd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not to speak ill of the dead, but she blows Jackie O out of the water any day.

Hell I'd even take her over Marilyn, if we're including mistresses.

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TheAncientGreek 3 points ago +3 / -0

1 Melania #2 Elizabeth Banks #45 Big Mike

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StJoan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely!

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Trumpman1 2 points ago +2 / -0

She could be a supermodel! 😛

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AnaMerican_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not possible to do. There isn't one fact to support and argument to such.

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BarryOhBummer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would I try, fren?

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BarronTrump2032 2 points ago +2 / -0

Submitted as a challenger: mike obama. Hahahahahahaha hahahaha just kidding.

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smartass 2 points ago +2 / -0

Melania v. Big Mike the Transgender Wookie. Hmmm.. let me think...

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jack1989 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wrong Big Mike was according to the MSM!!! LOL

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manowar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very beautiful inside and out. Class act.

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stonepony 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably the smartest too.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s like we went from rock bottom to Mount Everest within one election cycle

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HunterBidensCrakPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t knoooow........Nancy Reagan was no slouch either, and BOY, could she press a pair of slacks, I mean, really press’um good. Yup, the total package of ya ask me.

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HornySugarDaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

So much better than Big Mike

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pedeypete 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed, but I still have a thing for Frances Cleveland.

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Independenceforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Abigail Adams.

Smart girl. Mother of Many. Respected more than John. Smart attracts me.

Age at the time matters or we talking peak age?

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GoHomeToMommy 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN told me Michael Obama was.

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MAGACountryResident 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s not even close

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NeoDragoon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wanted to present Jackie Kennedy, but after looking for a pic, those eyes are a little wide...

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EXT_Finn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes! And what's the best, female

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OnyxDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barbara Bush was a looker. 👀

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lucifer_fit_deus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Summoning u/BarackObama2 to defend Big Mike.

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WryProtagonist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Attractive? Absolutely.

But don't allow her beauty to overshadow her grace, charm, loyalty and charitable nature.

She is the whole package. A dime among dimes.

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twentyonepepes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Forgot Mamie Eisenhauer, bro

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libman 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm a Babylon-5 fan, and I keep imagining Bruce Boxleitner and Mira Furlan (with ingenious makeup) playing Donald and Melania Trump. 😍

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Duchess 0 points ago +2 / -2

Because THAT is what we should be focusing on right now.

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PelosisCellMate [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

So memeing and shitposting while waiting on RED2 is okay but calling the wife of the greatest president in history "attractive" is over the line?

Interesting.

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Hedonismbot 0 points ago +1 / -1

Abigail Adams; She can both wife a President, and give birth to them.

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freedomdogs -6 points ago +3 / -9

Hillary would give her a run for the money back in her day.

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BarronTrump2032 12 points ago +12 / -0

Are you on drugs

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freedomdogs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey kankles, it was obviously sarcasm

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Beckylou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Short Dumpy women can’t even begin to compete with Melania. And then there’s her facial structure. No contest. And she actually has character unlike Hillary