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DaveMastor 227 points ago +229 / -2

"Why do my eyes hurt?"

"Because you've never used them before."

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RealityKnocking 141 points ago +143 / -2

You haven't enabled dark mode 😆

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KekistanPM 32 points ago +33 / -1

(Goes into computer room with light off, dark Windows desktop wallpaper....opens up web browser...PIERCING WHITE LIGHT BLASTS FROM MONITOR)

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PonySoldier66 4 points ago +4 / -0

wait. TDW has DARK MODE?

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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BasedTemplar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Checks settings

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PonySoldier66 3 points ago +3 / -0

my life is completely different now. Including not having to scroll past upvoted.

TDW4LIFE

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QSWO1 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if it enabled itself?

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pyre2001 29 points ago +29 / -0

"Scales fall from eyes"

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The_Diesel53 6 points ago +7 / -1

I was just reading this earlier today.

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HyperCarbs 10 points ago +11 / -1

Where we're going, you don't need eyes to see.

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JonathanE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hi Sam, how's the ship today? Malevolent you say? Good, good. Well, cya! <runs away like a headless chicken>

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Onlywayoutisthrough 4 points ago +4 / -0

I gotta tell you... I ❤️ you... Pedes. Seriously, no matter how bad my day was, you sure know how to show a gal a good time!!!!

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somethinga9230k 4 points ago +5 / -1

Isn't this whole experience much, much closer to that of %hans like 4%han instead of thedonald.win ?

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TradMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's getting there. The more the merrier!

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